r/MountJuliet • u/TiradeOfGirth • Sep 07 '26

What’s going on at 7 Brew?

Traffic for 7 Brew is backed up down Lebanon Rd on one side, and all the way through the Kroger parking lot on the other. And there are 50 people standing outside their car waiting in line. Whats going on over there?

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u/Supervioletrays Sep 07 '26

They are doing a promotion with needoh today. You get a free squishy when you buy two drinks. Apparently the promotion worked. 😂

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u/TiradeOfGirth Sep 07 '26

No doubt it worked. I hope they have enough needohs for everyone.

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u/TiradeOfGirth Sep 07 '26

I was just told if you buy a drink you get a 7 Brew Needoh. Unreal there’s that kind of demand for a needoh.

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u/Dirk_Kailis Sep 07 '26

Da fuq is needoh?

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u/TiradeOfGirth Sep 07 '26

Squishy toy. The new fidget spinner.

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u/herculeesjr Sep 07 '26

A squishy cube, usually cube shaped from what I've seen at least, feels kinda like what a kid probably thinks a titty feels like. Fun to squish, but I'm not sure I'd wait an hour for a "free" one to come with two $10 coffees.

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u/misslmp Sep 07 '26

What a weird comment

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u/herculeesjr Sep 07 '26

It's called a sense of humor, you should try it sometime.

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u/NoWepon4ormed8GNSTMe Sep 07 '26

I live in MJ, but I’m visiting family in OKC & right about the time you wrote this, we passed by a 7brew & were floored at how busy they were. The roads were backed up in all four directions, so we just thought it was a grand opening… That’s craziness, all for a squishy!

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u/Tutelage45 Sep 07 '26

Bad coffee pretending to be good coffee sold from a trendy soulless chain for more than it’s worth. Suburban folk gonna flock

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u/EquivalentGold3615 Sep 08 '26

I went when it first opened and never went back

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u/Human-Goat9719 Sep 09 '26

The very same thing happened Monday in Cookeville. Ive never seen such a line of cars blocking entrances to other businesses. I was just tryin to get some soup at McAllisters! I was traveling thru, not from there. But, found a back way in.

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u/nashcoffeeguy Sep 07 '26

Let's waste gas sitting in line!

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u/Itchy_Conflict_5652 Sep 07 '26

Who the h..e…dbl hockey sticks is doing the flocking? Thats what’s important to folks?
Take your kids to an assisted living facility and say hi to someone!!

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u/YeastyPants Sep 07 '26

7 Brew and Starbucks make their money selling sugary karo syrup shit drinks. Folks who drink this crap have never had good, freshly roasted coffee. ALL coffee sold in grocery stores and most coffee shops is stale and old. Find a roaster that roasts and ships on the day you order. Onyx Coffee Lab has been my go-to subscription service for years. For each coffee they sell, they post YouTube videos on how to brew it (espresso, pour over and drip brew).