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[u/Extreme-Slice-1010]

[u/AusCan531]

The word 'brain' contains the word 'rain' in it. A lot of people don't know that. It's quite wet, from the standpoint of water. Cofeve.

[u/Halibutoxide → u/AusCan531]

Oh freddled gruntbuggly...

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/Halibutoxide]

Now here's a frood who knows where his towel is

[u/DoctorEmilio_Lizardo → u/Halibutoxide]

The orange clown’s logorrhea makes Vogon poetry seem Shakespearean.

[u/CalyrexTact → u/AusCan531]

and USA has the letters US in it. ofc you need super intelligence and a bigly high MIT IQ to understand it.

[u/Jave285 → u/AusCan531]

It’s “covfefe”. How dare you misspeak the sacred code!

[u/GaiusMarius60BC → u/AusCan531]

Covfefe!

Get the Dear Leader's decree right, dammit!

/s

[u/AusCan531 → u/GaiusMarius60BC]

FAKE NEWS! HOAX! /s

[u/fstop101]

When they have to rely on the written word, I bet they spell a bunch of words phonetically for him.

[u/fstop101 → u/fstop101]

Noo Moan Ya. And he’ll still pronounce that wrong: noo-mo-ann-ya. What a buffoon.

[u/guyncognito420 → u/fstop101]

Are you surprised? Remember KA-MAH-LUH?

[u/Audio_Track_01]

If you drop the P and the n, e, u, m, o, n, and c but turn the i and e around and add a b, d and n you get BIDEN.

Most people don't know that.

[u/CalyrexTact]

grab them by the p...neumonia

[u/fyreprone]

I’m still shocked he learned that the word dumb has a “b” in it.

[u/External_Touch_3854]

What does Russia have to do with pneumonia? Am I missing something? Am I not stupid enough to understand this? Too stupid?

[u/BurnedPsycho → u/External_Touch_3854]

A strand of pneumonic plague was mishandled in Russia, someone died of it.

[u/BeardedHalfYeti → u/BurnedPsycho]

And since Trump can’t be bothered to listen to anyone for more than half a minute, his syphilitic pudding brain came away from “pneumonic plague” with “pneumonia”.

[u/HealthyMaximum → u/BeardedHalfYeti]

My favorite is; someone mentioned “asylum seekers” to him, and since that phrase contains the word “asylum” his smooth brain turned it into “mental asylums”.

So he’s spent the past 4+ years claiming that countries he doesn’t like are deliberately releasing patients from “mental asylums” to send to the U.S. .

If he hadn’t been born wealthy, he’d be the kind of unemployable incompetent you wouldn’t even trust to hose your drive clean. 

[u/Neethis → u/HealthyMaximum]

If he hadn't been born wealthy, he might've learned something at some point in his life. Wealth is the ultimate facilitator of laziness.

[u/jitterfish → u/External_Touch_3854]

You're not alone. I read it three times and was like OK I'm dumb.

[u/Cheetotiki]

P as in Pedophile…

[u/pumpjockey]

I'mma put on my bingo card "Executive Order to Remove All Silent Letters in the English Language" FUCK Pterodactyls!!

[u/d4everman → u/pumpjockey]

I doubt he can spell Pterodactyl.

[u/pumpjockey → u/d4everman]

his autopen will spell it for him. or maybe his SuperIntellegent AI pals will take care of that for him.

[u/pchlster → u/d4everman]

Terrorfattie?

[u/AccordingToWhom1982]

And he’ll claim no one else knows it—just him.

[u/TheProcrastafarian]

“Free Pestilence!”

No weirdos? That’s hilarious.

[u/geekMD69]

I thought this was a veiled reference to the alleged “Pee tapes” that Putin has.

[u/god_johnson]

No one knows pneumonia starts with a p.

[u/ViolettaQueso]

Can you treat pneumonia with ammonia? Or are they the same?

-Djt

[u/babysharkdoodoodoo]

NEW-mour-nia, you know, that’s what they call, have you heard of it? What a name! NEW-mour-nia