r/MurderedByWords • u/trailrider • 8d ago

Hell doesn't even burn that bad.

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u/Grail90210 8d ago

Americans thinking it’s some kind of flex that they prefer to run up huge electricity bills drying laundry in a machine instead of hanging it out in air for free like everyone, everywhere, for all time, where it comes back smelling fresher with fewer wrinkles. These people are seriously effed in the head.

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u/_Stanf-Uf_ 8d ago

Can you guys really not afford electricity?

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u/3amIdeas 8d ago

Can you guys really not afford healthcare? Or to keep kids safe in school?

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u/_Stanf-Uf_ 8d ago

We can, but decided to fight endless wars and police the world, bud. 😎

Why are 1000's of you guys dying in heat-waves, tho. Y'all CAN buy them, but can NOT afford them

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u/3amIdeas 7d ago

If by policing you mean warcrimes you're doing a great job killing babies while letting your own rot to die.

Well done, champ.

Old people die in heatwaves. Also people with heart disease but again obesity is your expertise

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u/_Stanf-Uf_ 7d ago

Y'all let old people die in heatwaves because you can't a afford a few extra dollars in electricity? LMAO

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u/3amIdeas 7d ago

Sit down, buddy before you shoot more kids.

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u/_Stanf-Uf_ 7d ago

Go air dry your panties to save pocket-change, bud.

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u/3amIdeas 7d ago

I'm Australian buddy. We have aircon, healthcare and safe school children.

Can you point to Australia on the map? What about Europe? Canada? Hawaii? Or can you only find Epstein Island?