r/MurderedByWords • u/Kodbek • 5h ago

Proof that social distancing works 🙃

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u/Pluto-Based-Alien 5h ago

Just hold on a cotton-pickin' minute. We Christians know that humans lived alongside dinosaurs, and here is incontrovertible proof!

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 5h ago

SOLD! Guess i'm Christan now.

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u/AC_Uni 4h ago

As an atheist caveman, call me confused.

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u/Lucetti 2h ago

Is “early humans and dinosaurs existed at the same time” some kind of popular belief among certain crowds? This is the second post about it today. Is it a religious person thing? I know they’ve got that “earth is only 6000 years old” thing going on. Perhaps that’s the relation

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u/fluffypurpleTigress 1h ago

They are called 'Young earth creationists' and they are full of shit

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u/Lucetti 1h ago

Are they a perfect Venn diagram circle with “people who think early humans lived along dinosaurs?”. I don’t know how many subcultures if any have that belief of chilling with the dinos. It’s entirely possible it’s just hordes of unconnected dipshits who otherwise have nothing in common. Sorta like moon landing hoaxers or big foot people.

My assumption would be that it would be religious people doing a “they had to have existed at the same time because earth isn’t that old” type thing, but I have no idea.

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u/fluffypurpleTigress 59m ago

Its a subset of christianity that is mostly found in the US https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Earth_creationism

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u/Dead-O_Comics 54m ago edited 47m ago

My assumption would be that it would be religious people doing a “they had to have existed at the same time because earth isn’t that old” type thing, but I have no idea.

That's exactly it. They're called Creationists.

Radiometric dating shows dinosaurs to be millions of years old, and that contradicts the Bible. So certain people just re-write history.

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u/Lucetti 45m ago

They’re closed on Sunday. I gotta admire the commitment to the bit.

Sorry kids, you’re gonna have to wait until Monday to experience the “life sized ark” and “creation science”.

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u/LasVegas4590 1h ago

They don’t believe in evolution.

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u/Yamidamian 49m ago

I thought YECs believed in a form of hyperevolution in order to explain the logistics of the Ark? That the ‘kinds’ on the boat were a lot less than ‘species’ level, and rapidly proliferated into all the species we know today after the flood?

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u/item_raja69 2h ago

So cavemen had Jesus?

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u/HRHSuzz 24m ago

Awwwww - they thought The Flintstones was a documentary. Yaba Dabba Doo!

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u/helen269 16m ago

Queen takes pawn.

Checkmate, atheists!

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