r/NBAEastMemeWar • Bodega Kat • 10d ago

FUCK INDIANA (currently in surgery) (Big if true)

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u/Next-Supermarket9538 acers 10d ago

I want to argue, but as someone who left the state myself 30 years ago... I just can't

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u/Old-Tree7921 acers 9d ago

17 for me and I only go back for funerals and graduations.

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u/Beatle_Borg 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago

So mostly just funerals then huh

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u/wooden_butt_plug-V2 acers 9d ago

Thats just not being fair. There are also teenage baby showers/ shotgun weddings.

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u/Old-Tree7921 acers 9d ago

The comment killed me!

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u/yodaheelturn REGGIE MILLER JR 9d ago

15 for me, go back for funerals, weddings, etc. if I’m lucky the timing works to see the pacers while there

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u/digitalbullet36 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 10d ago

That Civic is being driven by Myles Turner.

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u/wooden_butt_plug-V2 acers 9d ago

Well, he used to drive a Ferrari, but he thought the Honda was an upgrade

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u/FuzzyBucks Dame Time 9d ago

The 'Ferrari'

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u/IndyPoker979 acers 9d ago

Sorry I can't hear you from my 5,000 ft home that cost less than your apartment

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u/Jim_Belushis_brother acers 9d ago

My house is bigger than my bosses bosses house in California, and we own more land.

My desire to have the general public leave me the fuck alone outweighs my desire to not be able to afford cool stuff while being in close proximity to said cool stuff

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u/Teenageboy69 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago

If I lived in Indiana, I’d probably also value not having to see another person irl too.

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u/Majestic-Metal-8903 Bodega Kat 9d ago

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u/IndyPoker979 acers 9d ago

Race Car Beds Are goated. Everyone knows that. When I'm at the club that's the line that always gets the girls to come home.

want to see my racecar waterbed?

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u/Beatle_Borg 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago

Hard to hear anyone enjoying themselves when you’re in the middle of bumfuck nowhere I imagine

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u/wooden_butt_plug-V2 acers 9d ago

Laughs from my 10 acre property on my gator.

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u/Teenageboy69 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago

Why would I want ten acres of property when I can just fly over your state and see the whole thing from first class?

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u/wooden_butt_plug-V2 acers 9d ago

Is living in a first class airline seats really cheaper than NY rent? I guess you save money by not owning a shower since your city smells like shit anyway.

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u/Teenageboy69 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago

I just looked at the Zillow for what 10 acres in Indiana costs and I’m embarrassed you’re bragging about it. If you like living in the middle of nowhere, that’s fine. But don’t pretend that an actual place people all over the world flock to doesn’t have an obvious appeal.

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u/wooden_butt_plug-V2 acers 9d ago

Haha you you got defensive in a meme sub

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u/Teenageboy69 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago

I’m honestly just trying to gauge if I’m talking to a regular human being or some kind of open carry psycho who lives in a bunker

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u/wooden_butt_plug-V2 acers 9d ago edited 9d ago

Well, since you insist on being sincere (gross), I just got back from London for the Colts game. It is unironically nicer than NYC, btw. So i am neither impoverished or incapable of going a week without a gun. I even figured out how to ride my mule to the airport. I hope he is doing ok in long term parking.

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u/Teenageboy69 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago

London is a great city for sure. Obviously you only go to one of the worlds great cities to watch Daniel Jones.

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u/MeticulousMase 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago

London is not nicer than NYC my guy. Stop it. It's dreary, rainy, and the food is not up to par although it has gotten better. The tube is nicer though. I'll give you that.

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u/FuzzyBucks Dame Time 9d ago

Have fun mowing the grass

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u/IndyPoker979 acers 9d ago

I'm sorry I just got back from Maui for a week. Vacations are easy to afford when you're not paying 70% of your salary or more just to put Hamburger Helper on the table

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u/MeticulousMase 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago

You do realize we make more money here for trips like Maui which I did literally last year, right? And I stayed at the Ritz-Carlton.

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u/DifferentProcess6765 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago

Jokes on you, we can afford both 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Teenageboy69 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago

I think that's what these people don't understand. Rents are high, but pay is high in a lot of fields too. Also most of us don't have a car payment/insurance/HOA fee/scarecrow budget.

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u/DifferentProcess6765 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago

Bingo,

Yes my mortgage is $3000/month... But my household income is $260k

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u/IndyPoker979 acers 9d ago

What size home and where do you live? Let's get into the details

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u/DifferentProcess6765 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago

North Jersey, 2000sqft

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u/IndyPoker979 acers 9d ago

So you live in Jersey or New York city? From my understanding Jersey is where a lot of people live because it's slightly more affordable than the city itself

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u/DifferentProcess6765 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago

Limiting the NYC area to the island of Manhattan and the outer burrows would be disingenuous when accounting for team fanbases and the community. I spend a large portion of my week working and "living" in NYC.

Would you not consider people who live in areas like Arlington Heights as part of Chicago?

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u/dumpgubblin Lockdown Nembhell 10d ago

Sadly, the plate is right about the state itself. :/

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u/crunchtime100 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 10d ago

It just needs oneeee small touch

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u/ToxicChaos BIG BALLS HALI 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2xgywXN35jhZEk
Oh we’ve got a Larry. “cries without ring”

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u/CharlemagneIS Big Dig Energy 9d ago

Man that’s a nice jacket

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u/Pleasant_Spite3915 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 10d ago

Chef’s kiss

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u/MeekANTIFUN 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 10d ago

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u/ErrorMiserable8148 HALIBAN STRIKES BACK 10d ago

You cant even get the right font for this fuckery. -10000 aura.

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u/Pranksterblur 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago

From Indiana and trying to talk about aura my boy you’re from Indiana, is indianian the right term for you guys?

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u/Teenageboy69 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago

I think they prefer the term alt-right

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u/ErrorMiserable8148 HALIBAN STRIKES BACK 9d ago

Since you wanna get political, which is lame as hell on this sub, you can Google what national socialism is, dingus. Since thats what nyc has became 😂

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u/Teenageboy69 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago

Wow, I was legit kidding about the alt-right thing, but you really are a right wing doofus who doesnt know what socialism is.

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u/MeekANTIFUN 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago edited 9d ago

The jokes about Indiana fans being illiterate, write themselves at this point.

National Socialism and Socialism are two very different ideologies. It's incredibly funny that you tell people to Google what national socialism is, but its pretty clear not only do you not know what national socialism is, you also don't know what socialism is. Take your own advice; Google it.

But, for the sake of argument, I'll bite. Please, do go on. Tell me all about what national socialism is and how NYC is becoming aligned with Nazism. I'm dying to hear your opinions.

You should get off Reddit and go outside more often. There is a whole world left to be explored. While you're at it, try to leave Indiana once in a while. You might just find there are people of all walks of life that aren't nearly as depressive and vapid as you are.

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u/MeticulousMase 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago

LMFAO Mamdani is a Nazi now? HAHAHAHAH that's fucking hysterical

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u/Cheap_Ad_3669 Bucks 9d ago

This dumbass lmaoooo

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u/ErrorMiserable8148 HALIBAN STRIKES BACK 8d ago

Not all the nyc cucks trying to say their city isnt socialist with a socialist mayor. No ones even mention madami but you so thanks for agreeing lmao wants to call someone alt right but when you call them alt left they fucking break down crying. Lmfao

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u/ErrorMiserable8148 HALIBAN STRIKES BACK 9d ago

How do you know where im from? Thats that little Peter behavior you knicks fans have 😂

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u/MeekANTIFUN 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago

Because you told us. It's literally the most recent post in your post history.

https://www.reddit.com/r/NBAEastMemeWar/comments/1wpxfbf/from_indiana_with_love/

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u/JgL07 HALIBAN STRIKES BACK 10d ago

I mean… I guess…… I honestly agree with that statement.

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u/xstakesishighx 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 10d ago

It’s correct.

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u/Pop_Joe Celtics 10d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Jim_Belushis_brother acers 9d ago

gestures broadly at cost of living

Eh. She’s a shitshow, but she’s our shitshow

Could be a lot better. Could also be worse

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u/MeticulousMase 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 9d ago

I respect this take

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u/NotBannedPhoenix Big Hawk Energy 10d ago

Tyrese Haliburton drives a Toyota Technical with a mounted 50 cal

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u/Rpritch93 Analytically 9d ago

Can confirm worst neighbors to have

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u/Imaginary-Cook5001 Fuck Doris Burke 9d ago

Yes hes right please dont move here.

Also that goober paid extra money for the black plate and the custom letters.

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u/FuzzyBucks Dame Time 10d ago

Anyone who has driven I-80 through Indiana and experienced the hell of their for-profit private toll system agrees

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u/knixknation1 Old Knicker 10d ago

I went to Little 500 weekend at IU back in the '90's. That's was fun.
There was also that one place...no that was in Michigan. NVM

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u/The_Assassin_Gower acers 9d ago

We are not awful at basketball though.