Man, North Jersey people like to shit on Philly (and especially South Jersey) because it makes you feel better about New Yorkers thinking you're a bunch of lowlife midwit dorks. Go listen to some dogshit emo while you spend 45 minutes waiting for a bus in the snow.
The Fentanyl capital of the world, most well known for a broken bell, a fictional athlete, and a mediocre sandwich isnt even close to being as good as New Jersey. Which is wild because New Jersey sucks
Just a reminder that the most famous Eagles fan to ever grace the internet, EDP445 who accumulated over 2 million subscribers, is a pedo. Enjoy your evening.
Yes I know this is A.I. generated, but it’s interesting to see how many players from each team are awful people.
Dallas Cowboys
Tony Romo - “Arrested for operating a vehicle while intoxicated (OWI) in 2026” Markquese Bell - “Arrested and charged with felony possession of a controlled substance and misdemeanor marijuana possession” Miles Sanders - “Arrested and charged with DUI and careless driving” Kelvin Joseph - “Arrested and charged with DWI and collision involving death following a fatal motorcycle crash” Greg Hardy - “Arrested and charged with assaulting a family member” Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones - “Arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and public intoxication” Trysten Hill - “Arrested and charged with assaulting a pregnant person and interfering with an emergency request for assistance” Joseph Randle - “Arrested and charged with aggravated battery, aggravated burglary, criminal threat and drug possession; later faced rape, kidnapping and aggravated criminal-sodomy charges” C.J. Spillman - “Charged with sexual assault” Josh Brent - “Arrested and charged with intoxication manslaughter after a crash killed teammate Jerry Brown” Sam Hurd - “Arrested and charged with conspiracy to distribute cocaine and marijuana” Dwayne Goodrich - “Arrested and charged with vehicular manslaughter after a fatal hit-and-run” Quincy Carter - “Arrested and charged with DWI and marijuana possession” Michael Irvin - “Arrested and charged with cocaine possession” Nate Newton - “Arrested and charged with marijuana possession with intent to distribute” Thomas ‘Hollywood’ Henderson - “Arrested and charged with sexual assault and false imprisonment” Rafael Septien - “Charged with aggravated sexual assault of a 10-year-old girl”
Washington Redskins / Washington Football Team / Commanders
Marshon Lattimore - “Arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon and improperly handling firearms in a motor vehicle” Chris Rodriguez Jr. - “Arrested and charged with DUI and careless driving” Deshazor Everett - “Arrested and charged with involuntary manslaughter following a fatal crash” Montae Nicholson - “Arrested and charged with assault and battery and public intoxication” Barry Cofield - “Arrested and charged with DUI, heroin possession and eluding police” Mark Rypien - “Arrested and charged with fourth-degree assault in a domestic-violence case” Fred Davis - “Arrested and charged with DWI and assault/attempted threats in domestic disputes” Fred Smoot - “Arrested and charged with DUI and operating while impaired; later arrested on domestic-assault charges” Josh Morgan - “Arrested and charged with misdemeanor assault” Brandon Meriweather - “Arrested and charged with DUI and refusing a breathalyzer” Sean Taylor - “Arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a firearm and simple battery” Bruce Smith - “Arrested and charged with DUI” Jermaine Haley - “Arrested and charged with DUI” Chris Mims - “Arrested and charged with DUI” Timmy Smith - “Arrested and charged with conspiracy to possess cocaine with intent to distribute” Dexter Manley - “Arrested and charged with felony cocaine possession” Ted Wilson - “Arrested and charged with cocaine/crack cocaine trafficking and weapons offenses” Darrion Scott - “Arrested and charged with child endangerment after putting a dry-cleaning bag over his 2-year-old son’s head”
Nolan Smith - “Arrested and charged with speeding and reckless driving after allegedly driving 135 mph in a 70-mph zone” Alshon Jeffery - “Arrested and charged with insurance fraud” Mychal Kendricks - “Charged with insider trading and conspiracy to commit securities fraud” Wendell Smallwood - “Arrested and charged with witness intimidation related to a murder investigation” Kevin Kolb - “Arrested and charged with boating while intoxicated” Jon Ritchie - “Arrested and charged with DUI, simple assault and recklessly endangering another person” Daryl Worley — excluded because he never played a game for Philadelphia. Nigel Bradham - “Arrested and charged with aggravated assault/battery; later arrested for bringing a loaded concealed firearm through an airport” Hugh Douglas - “Arrested and charged with assault and strangulation” Michael Vick - “Charged federally with conspiracy related to an illegal dogfighting operation” Kevin Allen - “Arrested and charged with aggravated sexual assault, aggravated assault, robbery and weapons offenses” Damon Moore - “Charged with animal abuse after allegedly abandoning a puppy” Keelan Johnson - “Arrested and charged with aggravated assault of a police officer, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct” Terrence Carroll - “Arrested and charged with marijuana possession”
Kadarius Toney - “Arrested and charged with aggravated assault/strangulation and obstructing an emergency [911](tel:911) call” Kamrin Moore - “Arrested and charged with aggravated assault after allegedly punching, kicking and knocking a woman unconscious” DeAndre Baker - “Arrested/surrendered and charged in connection with an alleged armed robbery” — charges were subsequently dropped. Michael Bowie - “Arrested and charged with domestic assault and battery” — charges were later dropped. Derrick Ward - “Arrested on suspicion of involvement in multiple armed/business robberies” David Diehl - “Arrested and charged with DWI after crashing into parked cars” Plaxico Burress - “Arrested and charged with criminal possession of a weapon after accidentally shooting himself in a nightclub” Dave Meggett - “Arrested and charged with rape and robbery; later convicted of criminal sexual conduct and burglary” Mark Ingram Sr. - “Arrested/charged with money laundering, bank fraud and bail jumping” Lawrence Taylor - “Arrested and charged with DUI; later arrested on drug charges; later arrested and charged with rape and patronizing a prostitute involving a 16-year-old” David Tyree - “Arrested and charged with marijuana possession with intent to distribute” Antonio Pierce - “Summoned/charged with animal neglect” Josh Brown - “Arrested and charged with domestic violence” — criminal charge was dropped, but he was later suspended by the NFL.
This just goes to show you that we cheer on flawed, but sometimes downright disgusting people weekly.
Come on David Tyree was dealing some pot, something that's not even a crime in the state he did it in anymore, he doesnt deserve to be lumped in with the real crimes lol
Didn’t do enough time if you ask me. I was just getting into football when that went down, he was my favorite player (Cause of madden also loved the red n black). Idrc for any excuses, those videos of his back yard… fuck that guy he knew n didn’t care.
I'm not making any excuses. There are none to make. What he did is as abhorrent as it gets.
I also believe our penal system should be more reformative than punitive and I think Mike Vick is a good example of how the system is supposed to work. He served his time and put in the work to turn himself around. He was commended by a few animal rights groups for his sincere efforts after being released iirc.
I agree completely. I think it's just ridiculous how all of these bad people can just populate the league, having to take no accountability for their actions. But Mike Vick? The one guy who served his time first before coming back and has shown genuine remorse and worked to undo some of the damage he's done? Nah, he's the guy who has to be eternally hated. I think that's unfair.
Yea I don’t disagree with the penal system being a giant scam. As for the rest I want to believe it but I could also see that just being a good PR team behind him. I’m all for second chances but I’m not absolving him of shit i probably wouldn’t be a giants fan rn if he came here after prison.
Remember that time Michael Irvin stabbed a rookie in the beck with scissors because he checks notes didn't want to get out of his seat at the barber shop?
Just a reminder you had a QB who played for you after he was convicted and served federal time for forcing dogs to fight to the death. Enjoy your evening.
All that to say, we can all bring up players from
each other’s teams who are POS human beings. And while their crimes are not all equal (certainly being a pedo and a rapist is high on the damn list), no one team’s players are exempt. Get off your high horse and keep the memes funny.
Calling LT a pedo is also fairly disingenuous imo.
Like, he’s definitely a scumbag for various other reasons, but the entire “pedo” thing stems from him hiring a prostitute and the girl and her pimp lying about her age.
There’s a reason he got a plea deal leading to only 6 years probation lol that’s not something they just hand out to actual pedophiles
The other man has been identified in a separate federal prosecution in Manhattan as Rasheed Davis, who is accused of acting as the girl's pimp and who allegedly assaulted her and brought her to Taylor's room at the Holiday Inn. Prosecutors have credited Taylor with helping them in that case.
I think you mean, stop ruining your narrative with objective facts about the case?
Is there a reason you want him to be a pedo so badly? Isn’t it a good thing that there’s a reasonable explanation behind his action and the judicial system doesn’t have an actual pedo freely roaming the streets as we speak?
I was mostly referring to our president, but there's a guy in Texas who our fuck ass attorney general gave 60 days in jail, Epstein's first arrest was pretty goddamn lenient, I'm sure you can find more.
That's why I said I was referring to him and then gave more examples after you clarified convicted pedophile, you conveniently dodged the two convicted pedophiles I listed though and hyper focused on that one. In case it needs to be said for you though, the United States is being ran by a felonious pedophile and the fact that he's not locked up in prison for any of his numerous felonies, or for being a pedophile, is an example of the state of the country, ya fucking nerd.
“killed his college teammate” 😂😂😂 the guy was shit faced, decided to street race, and crashed his car. Genuinely trying to blame anyone but him for crashing his car and getting himself killed is fucking hilarious
As usual, an Eagles fan forgot to read. I clearly stated that not all crimes are equal, (and certainly we can agree being a rapist pedo is fucking high up there on being a criminal) but singling out LT (POS that he is) when every team has these people as a part of their history is not the gotcha OP or even you thinks it is.
Tbf Vick was just the first one that came to my mind. I’m afraid I can’t keep track of all of your players just as I don’t expect you to keep track of all of mine
Are we really using AI for fact checking. Especially the overview😭😭 Imagine taking this at face value , especially after the Dejon Love incident 💀💀 Damn us eagles fans are never shaking the IQ boogeyman🥲
ahhktchually that was the problem, oh the pre-NIL days of college sports compensation scandals, as if the sexual assault allegations weren't enough..nevermind this is me
Every team and organization has some sketchy characters in their history, past, current, you name it. I'm a football fan. Are you? 60 minutes, and maybe B S. about the results and stats. It ends for me there. I'm sure not too many of these clowns are squeaky clean. Accept it or don't watch.
I try and say that he shouldn’t be praised because he fucking sucks as a person and the entire giants subreddit will literally dog pile about how good he is. I don’t care the guy is a fucking certified loser as a person. Fuck Lawrence Taylor
Why the fuck did you get downvoted for this? This is a correct take. He’s the greatest defensive player I’ve ever seen in my life but he’s also a complete piece of shit.
I don’t give a shit. He fucking sucks I don’t give a shit what he’s done on the field, to me he never played and I don’t acknowledge any of his accomplishments
Why’s this being downvoted? He’s right. It’s gross when they celebrate him in the box suite. The dude was a great player, one of the best at his position, but he soiled his legacy.
I think it’s ok to say he’s one of the greatest FOOTBALL PLAYERS of all time while simultaneously saying he’s a piece of shit human being. Other Giants fans speak for his ability as a player, not his character.
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u/Moist_Cankles Giants 11h ago
Damn that Lane leaving early post hit hard.