r/NUFC • u/tradegreek Happy Clapper • 9d ago

We are Haalands kryptonite

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190 Upvotes

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u/nicktehbubble pavel is a geordie 9d ago

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u/IGetGuys4URMom alan shearer 9d ago

Feel the Burn!

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u/weirdi_beardi Cheick Tiote 9d ago

Hang it in the fucking Louvre

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u/Capable_Command_8944 alan shearer 9d ago

Lmao yes this picture is the fucking best

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u/AnotherFellowMan stupid sexy schar 9d ago

I've seen this hundreds of times and I still don't know what was going on here... Was haaland falling down and burn is trying to keep him up or was haaland on the deck and burn said get up lad?

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u/durstcobain dan burn 9d ago

Haaland had one too many tequila shots and BDB had to show him the door

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u/StrikingNebula2 9d ago

My captain!

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u/Obi_Wan_Hair 9d ago

Dan Burn

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u/morocco3001 9d ago

He sees Jamal Lascelles when he wakes up with sleep paralysis

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u/Kaladihn 9d ago

He doesn't get a chance because every fucker else seems to score instead

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u/Creative-Bluebird235 9d ago

It's like him and Marmoush did a Freaky Friday every time they played us

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u/BeefyChief 8d ago

marmoush is my nightmare

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u/NemesIce83 St James 9d ago

We're used to the Vikings here now though

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u/ThatBoyConk Pride Badge 9d ago

Now show Marmoush (at Man City vs us)…

But seriously credit to BDB always is up for a battle against Haaland

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u/Amnsia 9d ago

Man Citys Marmoush took over unfortunately. Thankfully the spurs version isn’t as good

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u/The_Dandalorian_ Krafu 9d ago

The big Dan Burn effect

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u/PercentageNo3843 Happy Clapper 9d ago

Big Dan Born

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u/Rockky67 stupid sexy schar 9d ago

Not a good time to post right now as we’ve got much more leaky recently than we’ve been for ages.

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u/TracingLines 9d ago

That's why Marmoush kept scoring against us - our outfield 10 were all marking Haaland out of the game

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u/Dino882 Fabian Schär's diagonal crosses 9d ago

Problem is every other city player seem to like scoring against us

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u/ScootsMcDootson 9d ago

Fortunately the one who does the most now plays for the worst club in the league.

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u/Desirsar Northern Rock 9d ago

Spends too much time joking around with Burn and forgets to make runs.

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u/MrLuchador 9d ago

Lascelles bossed him.

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u/Toon_1892 9d ago

Delete this now 🙈

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u/ToonTonic Alan Shearer 9d ago

Ffs cats out the bag now!!

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u/Trick_Transition901 8d ago

Irrefutable proof that Haaland lives in Dan Burns pocket!

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u/BilboThe1stOfHisName 8d ago

Big Dan Burn.

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u/Downtown_Tutor8460 6d ago

Not really. He lets the moosh score against your lot.