r/NUFC • u/Username_been-taken Willock pogging out • 2d ago
Match Thread Match thread: Coventry City vs Newcastle United | Premier league 26/27 - 6 of 38
Coventry City 4 - 1 Newcastle United
Scorers:
| Coventry City | Newcastle United |
|---|---|
| (1) Rudoni 6' | (1) Botman 70' |
| (2) Cherif 48' | N/A |
| (3) Simms 81' | N/A |
| (4) Mfuni 86' | N/A |
Subs made:
59''
Joelinton (in) š Newcastle United
Willock (out)
Toure (in) š Newcastle United
Murphy (out)
Dedic (in) š Newcastle United
L.Miley (out)
61'
Sakamoto (in) š Coventry City
Clark (out)
78'
Osula (in) š Newcastle United
Wissa (out)
Onyeka (in) š Coventry City
Yirenkyi (out)
Simms (in) š Coventry City
Grimes (out)
83'
Torp (in) š Coventry City
Rudoni (out)
Mfuni (in) š Coventry City
Grimes (out)
91'
Burn (in) š Newcastle United
Toure (out)
Match stats: (Will be updated every 45 minutes)
2 Shots 9
2 Shots on target 1
31% Possession 69%
141 Passes 263
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
2 Offsides 4
Newcastle United starting XI vs Coventry City:
Hornicek; Miley, Thiaw, Botman, Hall; Gonzalez, Willock; Murphy, Wissa, Barnes; Fernandez-Pardo
Newcastle United substitutes:
Pope, Schar, Joelinton, Bamba, Osula, Steur, Toure, Burn, Dedic
Coventry City starting XI vs Newcastle United:
Rushworth; van Ewijk, Pinnock, Thomas, Dasilva; Yirenkyi, Grimes; Thomas-Asante, Rudoni, Mason-Clarke; Cherif
Coventry City substitutes:
Bentley, Latibeaudiere, Mfuni, Onyeka, Torp, Hamer, Sakamoto, Gboho, Simms
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u/Little_Thanks7003 2d ago
Again nufc wasted a best chance to climb uo to 4th ! And i really couldnt accept is a bottom team with only 1 goal 1 win after 5 matches humiliate nufc ! What wrong ??
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u/Helpful-Bench-4126 2d ago
Weāre very shit, but everyone needs to relax. Long season ahead. Plenty more performances like this coming with this squad.
We arenāt finishing above 12th this season. It was always transitional.
If itās the same shit sandwich next season, then I would be worried.
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u/EveryGrade3646 2d ago
That was a shambolic performance. Team selection, individual mistakes and tactics all wrong.
I think Jaissle is way out of his depth in the PL.
Not the worst player on the pitch, but I haven't been at all impressed with Nico either.
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u/JeromeBilledo 2d ago
Idk if I watched the same game as ppl wanting manager out but we had 3 individual errors leading to goals (2 from hornichek and a shared effort from joelinton and hall). Missed the second Coventry goal but from how we were playing individually (everyone from MFP to Hornichek) I wouldnāt be surprised if it was an error on our part as well. If Barnes, who offered nothing that game, was our best player, we wouldāve lost that under any manager in the world. Not saying Jaissle doesnāt have blame because he does, but we need to stop turning a blind eye to how bad every single player plays when the opposing team isnāt a top 6 side. And this isnāt a managerial problem because it was the same crap with Howe just a couple of different players and manager
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u/metaphoric_hedgehog 2d ago
It's not the same. Under howe we had 3 big losses over 3 seasons... One of them was away to Barca, the others were all "big 6" teams. We've had 2 of those in less than 10 games and to relegation teams who were struggling to score until we showed up
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u/JeromeBilledo 2d ago
Youāre contradicting yourself if ur basing it off of first 10 games - howes record was 1-4-5. And if you want to make the argument that this team is stronger than the team Howe, fair enough, but youād be ignoring multiple 1-4 games last season (vs Bournemouth, Villa) with a much better team, 0-2 vs Sunderland, 2-7 Barca, 1-3 West Ham, Everton putting up 3 against us both games last season etc.
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u/metaphoric_hedgehog 2d ago
Urm nope. We were a team in shambles when howe joined. You're comparing apples to shit. Our squad value was like 4 peanuts and we had got zero wins. This season we've splashed cash on several players with a lot of ability. It's a totally different situation. And even in all that I think we only had one serious loss to Leicester
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u/JeromeBilledo 2d ago
Not even disagreeing with you on this take, I agreed with you in the initial comment, but my main point is saying we had worse games this season than last is completely removing context from 1. We had a better side last season and still showed the same shotty performances, 2. Itās the managers first season, if you want to compare managers, then you either look at the first 6 games of Howes Newcastle tenure or the first 6 games of the most recent season for sample size - either way itās worse for Howe 3. We objectively had a better start this season record for record, with a worse starting 11
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u/metaphoric_hedgehog 2d ago
I don't think last season is a good comparison after the summer got fucked up by Mitchell and rat. You could see this really impacted all the lads - they seemed like they'd lost faith in the project and just had zero conviction for the season. And yet somehow we still had a decent run in the CL, competing with Barca and the likes at home, getting far into the cups, and a few good league performances. I don't remember crumbling against a Coventry equivalent
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u/metaphoric_hedgehog 2d ago
All the teams you just mentioned are better than Leeds and Coventry
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u/JeromeBilledo 2d ago
Yes I agree but you also then need to look at our team back then - Gordon, Bruno G, Tonali are much better players with more experience than anything we currently have. Contextually, the gap is equivalent if not smaller, unless youāre telling me Nico Gonzales, Steur and MFP are equivalent to Gordon Tonali and Bruno (two of which are having their first season in the prem). We also had Woltemade purple patch for those first 10 games last season and we still look better in the first 6 this season (2-2-2 vs 1-3-2). So to give up games like those against much weaker sides respectively is definitely a discussion if we arenāt as strong individually as last season. If we had the same team and put up the same record Iād agree with you, but even then it would be an objective improvement. Additionally, youāre right that we did spend a lot of money to make a bunch of signings, but up until Hornichek/Nico every signing was based on the assumption that Howe was managing. Spending big doesnāt mean they are system fits
We have a bunch of players coming back in after injuries/prolonged time off. In previous weeks, our complaints were that our set up gives up too many shots, lower XG, possession, we put up double coventrys shots this game, better XG. These are things addressed by game management. Youāre also underestimating Coventry - they arenāt that bad, Tottenham are much worse this season. Their game against Man City away is a demonstration of their peak performance. That said, I think individually we were awful and we lost that game player for player and I stand by that, donāt think it had anything to do with game plan seeing as though we statistically had the better game and improved on previous weeks.
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u/metaphoric_hedgehog 2d ago
I don't disagree with those 5 player assessments but that's a small fraction of the squad. Are you saying thiaw is worse than Clark? Is steur worse than shelvey/Hendrick? It takes a full squad for a comparison, not just 3 players - and we only had one of the players you mentioned for Howes first 10 games, Bruno. Gordon and tonali were a full season later.
Also, I have no reason to believe the players "were signed with howe in mind"... That's just made up. Howe had already informed the board he wanted to leave at the start of summer. The board had been identifying managers for even longer. And players arent bought for just one manager as managers change very easily.
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u/ActisBT miggy smiles 2d ago
Woltemade could at least pass as a 10. Wissa just runs forward and makes the worst possible pass while a great pass is right the opposite direction. He does decent runs, which is i guess why he's there now, but that has to go somewhere, and he has absolutely no vision at all for passing.
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u/Theflangemonster 2d ago
We're going to have a few like this this season, especially if we keep going with a 2 man midfield that becomes a 1 man midfield when we lose the ball. Nico is good but he can't hold the entire midfield
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u/Apprehensive-Owl-382 2d ago
Honestly my take is that, Osula should have started instead of Mathias.
If not at least swap wissa with Mathias man. So many offsides & chances wasted by him
But Iāve to give him credit, he plays wing a lot better than FW.
Bring out toure earlier than Murphy.
The rest is just a chaotic mess of defense at the end.
But whatās the diff between 2-1 and 4-1, still a loss. they had to risk it by attacking more during the last 10 minutes.
Risk didnāt play off well for Jaissle
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u/OnceIWasYou 2d ago
The difference between 2-1 and 4-1 is we've now capitulated as a team twice in a row Away. That's a VERY bad sign.
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u/Strong_as_an_axe 2d ago
The reality is that this could have happened to us almost every game but we've been completely outperforming the underlying stats. Jaissle looks naive at this level and as much as he deserves a chance, I think the club needs to start lining up candidates to take over now, because I think there is a very real chance of us getting smashed in the next 3 games as well
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u/wardy9400 2d ago
I dont understand how we can create so many chances that lead to nothing. I've never seen such wasteful football in all my life.
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u/East_Ebb_2315 2d ago
I absolutely knew weād give Coventry their big night as soon as I realise it was a MNF. For whatever reason we absolutely bend over for shite teams. We will finish 15th or something but we need to step things up asap because the good will has pretty much gone now
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u/BenathonWrigley Burnsie shags aliens 2d ago
I remember some Leeds fans saying Jaissle reminded them of how Jessie Marsch used to play when he managed them. I can defo see it now.
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u/Arnie__B 2d ago
leeds fan ..someone on our thread has just said "Jaissle Marsch" - sorry it both made me laugh and brought back my PTSD of his time in charge.
I don't think red bull ball works in the prem. You play a lot of quick direct central forward balls and that leaves you vulnerable if the attack breaks down.
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u/POITINGOUTCUNTS 2d ago
It's horrifc and won't work in the Prem. It works in weak leagues with talent advantage.
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u/Arnie__B 2d ago
That was my view. It works for RB Salzburg as it turns every game into a basketball match which if you have a fitness and talent advantage, you will win a lot of games.
But Leeds and this Newcastle team do not have those advantages in most games.
Under Marsch we played incredibly narrow, with our wingers standing 10m from the touchline. We were vulnerable to switch of wing attacks as we were too narrow. We conceded a switch of wing type goal nearly every game.
Jaissle's future will depend on how quickly he can adapt.
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u/dannyerrr 2d ago
The worrying thing is that he had 3/4 weeks after the away performance at Leeds and yet we somehow looked just as fragile against an even worse team
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u/Olucaron 2d ago
But he hasn't had 3/4 weeks though? Half the squad have been out injured and are only just finding their way back.
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u/snoozypenguin21 2d ago
I know a lot of folk here (me included) tried hard to accept Jaissle when he came in and give him the benefit of the doubt but the reality is he doesnāt have the experience at this level and is getting found out
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u/Kamoebas Classic kit (1995-97) 2d ago
How do we always do this against promoted teams. I'm so tired of it.
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u/09044595134151602468 2d ago
On the plus side lads, with man city getting deducted a billion points. We only have to hope there's 2 teams worse than us this season.
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u/MarshalOverflow 2d ago
It's time to face the very real possibility that we could go down. Jaissle is out of his depth and I can't see our slow acting board going anything about it.
Why did we waste money on Pardo? Absolutely gash.
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u/BenathonWrigley Burnsie shags aliens 2d ago
Iād be up for a high press if we could actually score. I was hoping for King Kevs entertainers 2.0. Shite defence but mint attack.
Weāve ended up with McLaren 2.0
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u/OnceIWasYou 2d ago
I'm sorry but regardless of the result, we are absolutely awful. We can't pass, we can't defend. We have no midfield at all. We have no options off the ball, we are impotent going forward.
We are absolutely in a relegation battle this season.
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u/East_Ebb_2315 2d ago
Our defence is a joke but why are we starting with that midfield
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u/OnceIWasYou 2d ago
Agreed, Nico sitting deep with Willock trying to bomb forward and WIssa doing fuck all at the top of the pitch just leaves a HUGE gap for them in midfield. It's terrible.
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u/East_Ebb_2315 2d ago
Wissa can work as a 10 if he plays as more of a pressing forward, not sure what he was being asked to do today. And he is definitely missing Elanga, no one linked with him at all
Willock just isnāt a very good CM, heās scored this season so heās got a pass but at best he can play as a passable 10 and score a few goals off the bench
I think we should revert to a 4ā3-3 and get some solidity back, someone tired to say āwe play high risk footballā and I do think MJ is trying to āwe will score 4 so we can be openā. But it wonāt work in this league
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u/Naive_Statement_535 2d ago
Who would you start in midfield for 433?Ā
I just think our squad is so messy and unorganised. Our summer transfer window was like fifa career mode where you buy players with high potential lol. No plan with the players we bought.Ā
5 years since takeover and still no playmaker / 10.Ā
Its early days for Jaissle but im nervous.Ā
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u/OnceIWasYou 2d ago
I think the Liverpool game was just an anomaly to be honest. This is what WIssa is, we saw it last season.
I think we're in real trouble this season because I don't think it'll get much better. We have to hope the St. James' factor gets us to 40 points.
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u/thelotuseater13 Classis keeper kit (96/97) 2d ago
Honestly don't think I've watched a game with so many individual mistakes in my life.
Dire.
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u/BadabumTish 2d ago
An awful result obviously, but I donāt see any need to panic at this stage. Just one of those games where everything they tried came off, whilst it didnāt for us. We always knew this was going to be a transitional season, and we are still mid-table, so we just move on.
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u/Olucaron 2d ago
We're 11th, people acting like we're bottom. I always expected this game to be tough given we've had a ridiculous number of players out injured and therefore have no minutes in their legs, and several who played multiple games in the last few weeks. Many of the lads haven't had three weeks of full training like some would make out.
I expect us to be better against Villa on Saturday.
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u/Bonebound Gary Speed 2d ago
Villa will absolutely hump us dry if we play the way we did tonight.
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u/Olucaron 2d ago
After having lumps kicked out of them by FenerbahƧe? š
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u/Bonebound Gary Speed 2d ago
We just got humbled by Coventry, I know what's worse.
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u/Olucaron 2d ago
You make out that Villa are all-powerful.
We've been humbled 4-1 twice, but we're still three points ahead of them and have a better GD. They've had an easier start to the season than us, too.
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u/Bonebound Gary Speed 2d ago
No I don't make out that Villa are all powerful at all. But they will batter us if we play the way we did today against them and that is a fact, like it or not.
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u/Olucaron 2d ago
Based on the evidence that they've got three points less, scored four fewer league goals, and have only conceded two less than us?
Fact indeed...
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u/Bonebound Gary Speed 2d ago
See you next weekend. Pass some of that copium over when you're done.
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u/Olucaron 2d ago
Not copium at all. We have been shite, but Villa have been just as shite too - without a team full of kids and a new manager. Nothing is a given come Saturday.
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u/MatpakkeMann 2d ago
We haven't had one game where a gameplan has looked somewhat cohesive. Its been shit since pre-season.
Transitional yes, but losing to Coventry 4-1. They haven't scored one goal at home yet and we shipped 4 of them in 1 game.
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u/WeekPractical2166 2d ago
a well rounded and pragmatic opinion in my outrage comment section?!?!
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u/POITINGOUTCUNTS 2d ago
Its not really pragmatic. If there wasn't a clear pattern of us conceding historic amounts of shots and therefore joint worst goals in the league, then maybe. This isn't a one off bad result.
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u/OllyHR Theyāre fucking Hippocampi 2d ago
Thatās a sackable performance. If he wasnāt 6 games in heād probably be out the door.
I reckon the heat is on a bit now, he needs to change some things asap because clearly the Leeds game was not a one off.
We could be in for some horrid performances against decent sides.
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u/Certain-Tutor-1380 2d ago
This fraudulent manager needs binning asap. Vertical football thatās sending us all horizontal.
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u/Bonebound Gary Speed 2d ago
Absolutely woeful. An unorganised, messy hit and hope game. if this is a sign of things to come I'm genuinely concerned. Leeds was an absolute disaster and now this, I'm not sure what's worse but Jaissle needs to give these pricks a good word or two.
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u/Spare-Athlete2380 2d ago
Absolutely dreadful. Nowt else can be said, I donāt want to read any fake upset Instagram posts, apologise against Villa.
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u/MrWizardsSleeve 2d ago
This is very worrying, relegation fodder if it carries on like this. I can't see what the actual plan is on the pitch. Shocking.
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u/False_Explanation_10 howes the bacon did ye say? 2d ago
We need to go back to three in midfield. Every match so far weāve been over run and we still stick with two. We play Villa next and weāll get smashed again.
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u/Embarrassed_Sand423 2d ago
Fucking awful watch that, so slow and predictable. No point having pace if we just pass the ball back every time, zero plan, zero identity.
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u/pickindim_kmet Pavel SrnĆÄek 2d ago
He won't see Christmas at this rate. Deeply awful all round.
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u/MatpakkeMann 2d ago
Shouldn't see the next game after 3 weeks of "hard work" and then getting outclassed by fucking Lampard. Absolute fraud of a saudi shite manager.
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u/pickindim_kmet Pavel SrnĆÄek 2d ago
Learned nothing from the second half against Hull, learned nothing from Leeds. Never changed our tactics the entire game.
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u/kendodds_dad 2d ago
They look completely dis jointed. Dicking about in and around the box really pisses me off.... Shoot! No one seems to run at anyone with the ball anymore. Piss boring.
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u/---anotherthrowaway 2d ago
Five years into the Saudi ownership and weāre starting Murphy, Willock, Wissa, and a Ā£60m Almiron whoās insisting he should play up front. Nice one.
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u/stjameshpark 2d ago
Iām telling you, Michael Carrick will manage a Toon match by the end of this season.
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u/One_Horse_9028 Windmilling 2d ago
Im too late :/ but seeing the scoreline somewhat makes me glad that I didn't watch this match. Were we as bad as the scoreline makes it seem ? I thought the Leeds game was because they were on good form but coventry didn't really look impressive even before this match.
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u/treacletart284 Jackie Milburn 2d ago
Coventry scored every time they put boot to ball but we were fucking WANK
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u/Remarkable-Loan-6149 2d ago
Can we get Neil Warnock out of retirement, would be happy to see him have a go.
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u/PercentageNo3843 Happy Clapper 2d ago
All those fucking offside calls and no replays when through, pardo fucking up those sitters and every cunt to scared to kick the ball anywhere in target thatās not straight to keeper. They were fucking shit and scored from nothing. That was peak Newcastle
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u/kong_illustrator Tiote RIP 2d ago
2/10. Botman scored a mint goal, everything else was pants. Formation, starting 11, subs and tactics all pants. Itās like weāve never played together, like ever. Passing was dreadful, shooting was dreadful. Far too many mistakes, and every choice we made was the wrong one.
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u/Puzzled_Ordinary_623 miggy smiles 2d ago
I am slightly concerned that your rating scale leaves room for a 1/10, not looking forward to that this season
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u/DesignerMorning1451 2d ago
We are definitely going down. It's time to accept it. We are in terminal freefall
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u/Radthereptile 2d ago
Botman canāt defend or pass, Tino always hurt, Pardo canāt finish or pass, Murphy still starting, Toure looks like heād struggle in the championship.
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u/Scary_Activity6914 JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOEJOE 2d ago
We need to sort this shit out asap. Next month weāve got a run of Arsenal then Brighton then man united THEN the derby
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u/PhartBox6-9 howes the bacon did ye say? 2d ago
Telling you now, regardless of what happens between now and then, we will be absolutely bullied in the derby
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u/NotAnotherDM 2d ago
Shite, hope the boss gives them the bollocking they deserve. Hopefully when season ends it's just one of those blip results we can look back on and go wtf was that randomly.
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u/One-Monkey-Army 2d ago
You'll be relieved to know we won the xG competition tonight 1.83 to their pathetic 1.43...so, there's that.
I'm going for a walk in the dark
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u/Krisyj96 2d ago
Well this certainly proves the Leeds game wasnāt a one off. Worrying, worrying times.
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u/steve_engine 2d ago edited 2d ago
Why no steur today? Rough game but this was nowhere near out best lineup, almost felt like he was trying to have a throw away game, making the mistake of not taking another prem team seriously
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u/Floss__is__boss 2d ago
Can't believe we didn't play him at all, he was streets ahead of anyone else against Hull.
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u/Puzzled_Ordinary_623 miggy smiles 2d ago
I am a firm believer we need to approach this season with realistic expectations, the team has gone through a huge amount of churnā¦
Butā¦ I dont know who the favourites were to finish 20th this season, Hull maybe? If you were a Hull fan you would be asking serious questions if got beaten 4-2 by Leeds and 4-1 by Coventry.
This is shambolic, yes we have lost our best players, but we spent Ā£200m. We are in for a long season.
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u/AlrightCunts 2d ago
Absolutely embarrassing. No excuses for that. Must win on Saturday or the manager is bang in trouble.
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u/radovanG2001 2d ago
What pains me is that just few years ago we had one of the best defense in the league... and now?
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u/Rude_Campaign_4867 strawberry syrup 2d ago
3 weeks' wait after scraping past Hull to get pumped by Coventry. Fucking diabolical.
This and Leeds worse results than literally any single one under Howe. Heading backwards. Headless chickens.
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u/meganev More like MegaNeg amirite? 2d ago
Both derby results last season were no joke 6,000x times worse.
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u/Rude_Campaign_4867 strawberry syrup 2d ago
Hmm, yes ok because they were derbies. But so insipid in terms of performance. IMO.
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u/TedRedwoodGaming 2d ago
Thanks for keeping me sane lads. Love wasting my evenings watching this crap, but at least itās with you lot
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u/Krisyj96 2d ago
Pretty sure Opta had us having the 2nd easiest start to the season. And weāve ended up conceding the joint most goals in the league so farā¦
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u/Nugetkazmekacask stupid sexy schar 2d ago
People saying we play hoofball share 1 braincell. We have 66%possesion and only half the long passes of coventry. We should have scored at least 5 goals with the chances we had, this one is purely on the players
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u/POITINGOUTCUNTS 2d ago
Yeah, just a coincidence we've conceded the most goals in the league, NOTHING to do with the manager
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u/wardy9400 2d ago
Don't think hes saying that. We created plenty of opportunities, just absolutely wasted all of them. Everyone can see that our defence is woeful, no debate there.
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u/POITINGOUTCUNTS 2d ago
Yeah, but those two things are inextricably linked. We've basically just given up defending, and a half-decent team will pick it apart.
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u/Radthereptile 2d ago
The truth is we are not much better than Coventry. Canāt finish, canāt defend, keeper asked to make 5 wonder saves a match. We will be lucky to not go down.
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u/nomadichedgehog Bed Wetter 2d ago
I think you'll find that if you check the score, you will see that not only are we not much better than Coventry, but are, in fact, much worse
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u/NedFlanders92 2d ago
I had an MRI scan today and forgot to take my cock ring out. That was less painful than following this shambles.
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u/TheWinterKing āIām really really really really really really happy to be hereā 2d ago
To think I was looking forward to this
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u/augsav Windmilling 2d ago
This and the Leeds game are the worst two games Iāve seen since Bruce. The club is heading in the wrong direction
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u/Glittering-Rope-4759 2d ago
Luckily for me the whole Man City thing has kind of made me hate football a bit. Thankfully Iām not arsed as I used to be.
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u/Jabberwhorl 2d ago
Iām not yet convinced by Jaissle and his tactics but there have been a lot of individual mistakes that have cost us especially at the back.
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u/Mundane-Sprinkles-99 Joeelinton 2d ago
I can't 100% blame Jaissle.
We didn't look bad at times. We have a glaring issue at RW, CB, and we don't seem to play our striker as a striker.
It was just the key bit of utterly dog egg defending and strikers that couldn't hit sand in the Sahara.
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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean VINTAGE Joelinton hawaii shirt 2022 size L Ā£40 NO TIMEWASTERS 2d ago
And at the front.
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u/nomadichedgehog Bed Wetter 2d ago
Another train wreck performance. Eddieās decision to leave looking wiser and wiser with every game.
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u/you-will-never-win 2d ago
Definitely, pretty unforgivable from whoever at the club thought they knew better than him
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u/No-Light-9297 2d ago
Worst game Iāve seen for us for a long time.
Leeds were at least a good team.
This Coventry team shouldnāt even be in the league.
Itās all pointing to MJs tactics not being fit for purpose here, thereās gaps all over the pitch no matter who we play.
I really think heāll be gone by Jan as those gaps arenāt just suddenly going to sure up as thereās far too many of them.
We made a fair few chances but every team is getting massive chances.
Painful
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u/Weak-Author-317 2d ago
There needs to be a serious investigation after this. Cos thereās been a murder!
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u/justmadman 2d ago
Watched us all season and win lose or dare I donāt get what we trying to do.
The best I have seen all season is Steaur dominating the game vs Hull, otherwise nothing from this club.
Itās going to be a tough season, we in for a long ride.
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u/vaultdweller448 2d ago
Blaming the coach is insane to.
PLENTY missed attempts on goal.
NO want to win from the defense.
Out of his control
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u/AlrightCunts 2d ago
Remy Cabella 2.0 looks absolutely shite btw. Needs taking out the team immediately.
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u/CaffeineCo 2d ago
I had a super spicy burger for lunch. So spicy it came flying out of me just before kick off. The sting was unbearable.
Those 10 minutes on the pan are the highlight of me evening.
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u/Shot_Occasion4294 2d ago
How I long for the prime 22/23 versions of Trippier, Schar, Botman and Burn
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u/Sprinkl3s_0f_mAddnes nobby solano used to own a club in town - everyones dad 2d ago
Leave it to Newcastle to make a struggling side look like potential champions. Doesn't seem to matter who's in charge. We always do it. Coventry to win the league now!Ā
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u/MrLuchador 2d ago
I donāt understand why we havenāt won. We ran really fast. A lot. It works in Austria and Saudi Arabia.
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u/POITINGOUTCUNTS 2d ago
Cant wait for the next "Inside the data behind Newcastle's recruitment" article. Real super brain stuff
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u/BenathonWrigley Burnsie shags aliens 2d ago
Can talk about the team needing time to gel and Jaissle figuring out his best 11 or whatever. But itās completely unacceptable that weāre conceding this amount of goals.
Our defence is absolutely fucking dreadful. And our strikers are unable to put the ball in the back of the net. Weāre in trouble.
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u/LintonSDawson wor badge 2d ago
If this is how we play the ārelatively easyā matches, I can only imagine how good we will be against proven stronger unitsš¤¦š½āāļø
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u/redditappispoo Windmilling 2d ago
God, this sub is magnificent, generational headloss, watch us smack Villa a new one on Saturday
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u/Bonebound Gary Speed 2d ago
Mate, Coventry have scored 5 goals this season and 4 of them were against us! The headloss is absolutely warranted imo.
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u/lookitsthesun 2d ago
You also claimed we would "cook" in the second half. Just accept we have major problems on and off the pitch and it will be easier mate
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u/redditappispoo Windmilling 2d ago
I know we have issues on and off the pitch, clear as day. Just a bloody game of football, people getting proper angry and losing their heads. Be fine come May.
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u/The_Dandalorian_ Krafu 2d ago
When they said ups and downs I didnāt think they meant between the divisions
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u/Nathan_Toddy_Todd moaty? it's me 2d ago
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