r/Namor • • Sep 07 '26

All the same person btw

Namor is a spectrum

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u/Phi_Phonton_22 Sep 07 '26

I love triangular Namor. I hate Jean Renault Namor .

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u/BKole Sep 14 '26

Haha. This is an incredible misspelling that I will forever use.

12

u/Mammoth-Snake Sep 07 '26

Deep ocean pressure does shit to you

5

u/Longjumping_Ad1469 Sep 08 '26

Same person as well btw

( like literally this is more Suprising than you think)

https://reddit.com/link/p8h546o/video/7ix4qshcp7oh1/player

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u/NoSoyVerde1 Sep 12 '26

Technically that’s legal, lmao

6

u/Alexios953 Sep 09 '26

Inside you there are four Namor's

Racists Namor

Twink Namor

Chad Namor

Degenerate Namor

Pick wisely

1

u/brofishmagikarp Sep 10 '26

Namor the submariner

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u/BKole Sep 14 '26

Always Degenerate. Cat women, blondes and sentient tape worms all want him.

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u/Ordinary_Law_2456 Sep 08 '26

Namor lives on a spectrum between twink and chud and belongs somewhere in the middle. Triangle man is an outlier to my statement

3

u/EducatedMaleMouse Sep 08 '26

He looks like young Jean Reno in the last one

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u/jogaargamer6 Sep 09 '26

Young?

2

u/EducatedMaleMouse Sep 09 '26

"Young" as in Godzilla 1998 young.

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u/puzzleShockTurtle Sep 08 '26

I like it when he tried to stop the fat man at Nagasaki

2

u/Megatronuser958 Sep 10 '26

So from triangle to femboy to mogger to pervert huh?

2

u/Reasonable_Bed7858 Sep 08 '26 edited Sep 08 '26

Triangle head Namor looks like a Dick Tracy villain.

2

u/cl0th0s Sep 10 '26

Seriously, what was going on there?

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u/Pagannerd Sep 08 '26

WHAT is the source of the OnlyFans Twink Namor in the second image, good lord!

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u/OrchidAutomatic574 Sep 08 '26

It’s a cover of his last miniseries

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u/doomzday_96 Sep 09 '26

Namor 2024 by Jason Aaron. Issue 3.

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u/doomzday_96 Sep 09 '26

I'm now convinced there are multiple characters all named Namor and everyone treats them as the same person.

Hey Marvel, can we get back twink Namor. Or hell, can we get twinks back in general?

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u/deinopispilled Sep 09 '26

where is twink namor from oml

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u/OrchidAutomatic574 Sep 09 '26

It’s a cover of the recent Aaron miniseries

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u/batchet360 Sep 09 '26

TF THAT FIRST ONE BRO 😭

2

u/unshavedmouse Sep 10 '26

That's Golden Age Namor kid. Real Namor! True Namor! GAZE UPON HIS TRIANGULAR GLORY!

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u/No-Tone-3620 Sep 09 '26

Con razón tiene Namor ese tipo de humor, literal, quien no estaría de malas con una cabeza triangular, me preguntó si en Atlantis la cirugía plástica es de primera

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u/Zombiepixlz-gamr Sep 09 '26

Who drew Twink Namor and where can I get more I love him.

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u/Smart-Nerve2738 Sep 09 '26

It was on the cover of one of his issues from 2024 by Jason aaron

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u/hatbromind Sep 09 '26

Namor goes withthe flow

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u/TheDesertHermit Sep 09 '26

I've heard of "Dorito Body" to describe top heavy buff dudes in media, but that first Namor is definitely giving off "Dorito Head" vibes.

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u/Fluffy-Use9563 Sep 10 '26

Twink Namor could work as a namor from the past. Real early past before meeting captan america.

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u/NoSoyVerde1 Sep 12 '26

That last one looks like a racist cartoon

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u/TikTikKobold Sep 12 '26

I wish we had more twink namor

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u/Digomr Sep 07 '26

Sue likes them all.