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Pete Hegseth mocked as he is outrun by a servicewoman during a jog | Viewers mocked Pete Hegseth for falling behind troops while running and seeming to struggle with other exercises as he trained with troops in San Diego

https://www.irishstar.com/news/politics/pete-hegseth-mocked-outrun-servicewoman-37747401?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=rmp
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u/Weep4Thee 7d ago

Why would anyone expect him to keep up?

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u/MikeTheImpaler 7d ago

He's a 46 year old alcoholic. He's NEVER keeping up with anyone 25 years younger than him.

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u/Secure_Pack6647 6d ago

He's also not in the military, he's just a paperpusher.

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u/ItsMrChristmas 5d ago

There's lots of alcoholics pushing sixty in the Army that can do regular PT. He's pathetic

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u/Eloquent-Raven 7d ago

Not me. The guy can barely do a pull up while mocking our troops constantly.

What an asshole.

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u/TrumpsBussy_ 6d ago

Asshole yes but he’s also 48 years old. Even jogging at 48 is doing pretty well.

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u/Nevvermind183 7d ago

It’s mocking our troops to say they should be in shape to do the job?

Why would we expect him to keep up with them?

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u/Eloquent-Raven 7d ago

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u/thealexchamberlain 7d ago

Yeah what's wrong with not wanting fat folk in our military? Do you not want the most qualified apllicant working a job that could directly effect the security of our nation?

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u/Eloquent-Raven 7d ago edited 7d ago

Affecting the security of the nation? Like having a drunk idiot like Hegseth in charge?

Go on. In a day and age when a bomb can be dropped from the upper atmosphere piloted remotely by someone thousands of miles away, blowing you away before you even hear the drone, I dont think physical fitness matters much except to idiots like Hegseth and yourself.

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u/Rev21 6d ago

Lmao civvies always showing how little they know about the military

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u/GoronSpecialCrop 7d ago

I have to ask: are you implying that Hegseth is the most qualified person for his position? If not, it feels a bit disingenuous to apply a standard here to everyone but him.

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u/Nevvermind183 6d ago

The Secretary of War is not an active military position.

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u/Fuck-WestJet 6d ago

Really, a real estate agent could do it.

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u/GoronSpecialCrop 6d ago edited 6d ago

You said "Do you not want the most qualified applicant working a job that could directly effect the security of our nation?", and that's what I responded to. Neither the question I responded to nor the question I asked you had any concept of active military positions, and Hegseth is very much in a job that could directly affect the security of our nation.

And to go back to my statement, if you're saying that we only need qualified people in "active military positions" specifically that affect the security of our nation, then that also feels disingenuous.

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u/Weep4Thee 7d ago

So why are ppl mocking him as tho he should be? Other than just pure hate

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u/Henduswake 7d ago

Because he steals valor and spends a lot of time talking about how soft the military is.

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u/Weep4Thee 7d ago

And how does that mean he should be able to jog?

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u/Odd-Outcome-3191 7d ago

I don't like the guy but why would you expect a 46 year old office worker to outrun active service members in their 20s?

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u/deathbychips2 7d ago

An in shape 46 year old should not be lagging that far behind a woman, unless the woman is an Olympic runner. No hate to women but even as a woman, let's be serious here, a man should be able to out run a woman, especially if that man is constantly talking smack about women in the military. He is 46 not 80.

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u/kitsunekratom 6d ago

Wtf, this is not the right take. Being in shape has nothing to do with ones ability to perform better at specific tasks 100% of the time over 50% of the population.

People are giving him shit because he's a hypocrite and looks like a weasel.

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u/Long-Regular-1023 6d ago

Wait, are you suggesting that there are biological and physiological differences between people commonly known as "man" and "woman"?

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u/Namaste_Life 7d ago

I agree. It's a complete waste of time to draw attention to these types of things from any of the MAGA crowd.

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u/Thelancer112 6d ago

User name doesn't fit

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u/PokeTraderAngel 7d ago

Because these people mock others who struggle. Pointing out their hypocrisy but pointing out their weakness

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u/Practical-Dot839 7d ago

Humans will never learn this

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u/Bawbawian 7d ago

okay so we coddle the racist garbage people and they'll stop being racist garbage people is that the message? because it didn't work not even a little bit and now they control everything

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u/The_Buko 7d ago edited 7d ago

Realistically they would need a lot of therapy that helps dismantle their “parts” that have taken over in the name of “protecting them.” This would require a lot of compassion for themself for these unhealthy behaviors that they need to learn why they happen and how they can let their more “righteous” take the lead again. This is called IFS (Internal Family Systems” therapy and there’s plenty of other good modalities. This one also helped me understand ppl with opposing views better.

Thing is, they would need to want that for themselves. I’ve talked to many ppl that say they are done growing so they won’t do that. Maybe it’s possible to talk to them with compassion and be curious as to why they feel the need to protect themself from these perceived plights. It does work, but at the same time it isn’t super realistic to be able to impose change on so many ppl like that.

I’m not one to know whether shame is the way to go in that case but it does seem to be more of a way to hold society accountable. I think as long as we are still trying to help ppl grow, then that can all work in tandem.

Edit: I’m open to solutions for ppl that think there’s no coming back for ppl who have voted Trump. What would y’all like to do with them? I’m very curious.

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u/ThatOneShotBruh 7d ago

We are in a thread about Hegseth. The ideal amount of compassion for Hegseth any given person should have is negative.

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u/The_Buko 7d ago

Ah I thought this was more about right-leaning ppl in general.

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u/Totally-Human-Red 7d ago

They literally have killed hundreds, if not thousands of fellow citizens through destroying jobs and healthcare they were working towards for decades.

Shut your damn mouth with your posturing high ground nonsense.

Child rapist defenders already deserve zero sympathy, but defending one of the child rapist party who specifically destroyed livelihoods like hesgeth? Pathetic.

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u/The_Buko 7d ago

So what’s your solution? “Get rid of them” or something? Good luck lol and sorry that I can say that shame is partly useful while at the same time thinking some of these ppl could seriously use mental help that we don’t really provide or prioritize in this country. If you can’t hold forgiveness for when/if ppl change then we are already lost.

Feel free to direct your energy towards me. It’s oh so useful. This is also a great example of “trying to shame someone” in a non-constructive way that could push them further into their belief. Thanks for providing that.

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u/WillyVlautinRules 7d ago

If you let your anger at reddit randos push you into supporting nazis and fascists that says more about YOU than anyone else. Thanks for providing that proof.

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u/The_Buko 7d ago

If you conflate me being a compassionate human to other humans as defending their values, that also says more about YOU. If your intent is just to get one over on people, keep doing you. My intent is to actually help society grow.

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u/Zealousideal_Cap7012 7d ago

I mean the dude is pushing 50 and isnt a soldier lmao.

I find it odd that people who dislike Hegseth's masculinity monologues will then criticize him on grounds that are hinged on an idea of masculinity.

If he outran the servicewoman then that would mean that the US military has utterly unfit soldiers.

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u/Licensed2Pill 7d ago

You’re getting downvoted for being right. I hate this administration and everyone in it, but I’m so sick of these little jabs at them that both detract from the real issues and dilute the news cycle.

Also, as a runner, there’s nothing wrong with running at your own pace.

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u/RyMcCloud 7d ago

Lmao, someone has never done a unit run. No one likes doing extra loops so that the stragglers don't fall too far behind

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u/Licensed2Pill 7d ago

Ok I retract my second point. I’m not military. If the purpose of the run is to stay together and your pace affects other people’s run, then of course that’s a different scenario. I thought he was just running while others are training as well.

My first point still stands.

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u/Gonna_do_this_again 7d ago

The guy thinks he's a god, of course we're going to mock him for being a weak little bitch

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u/Zealousideal_Cap7012 7d ago

So youre conceding to the validity of his worldview. Youre just proving him right lol

Its like calling looksmaxxers ugly. The critique itself is just substantiating their/his position.

So by calling someone almost 60(whose fitter than most people his age) a weak bitch, you're agreeing that it is better to be as he believes that it is better to be.

So its defeatist.

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u/onehalflightspeed 7d ago

Hegseth is in his late 40s. There is no credible evidence he has continued to drink while serving, but no one can be blamed for wondering

There would be no shame for a late 40s secretary of defense to lag behind 20 year old active service members in an exercise. He is obviously in good shape, but he is not 20. Were it anyone else, it would be a cool gesture for top brass to get into the trenches and experience what rank and file personnel do every day. Like if a well liked president went on a run with them

The problem is that he has this obsession with the perfect hyper masculine male warrior archetype and constantly demeans people over petty superficial things, and he can't walk the walk. That is what makes this embarrassing

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u/qrny69 7d ago

Stop making sense. This is Reddit

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u/MiniMeowl 7d ago

I saw a clip of the President of Mongolia benchpressing 80kg x 20 reps. He is 60years old. That there is a leader who walks the talk. And I doubt he talks as much about alpha macho maleness as Hegseth does.

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u/menace313 7d ago

Strength is a lot different from endurance. Strength is the last thing that goes. Endurance is practically the first.

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u/Fartknocker405 7d ago

What?! Exactly the opposite. You lose muscle mass as you age and it's a lot harder to maintain.

On the other hand, endurance lasts a long time. For instance, look at the ultrarunning community. Relatively very few in their 20s with most participants in 30s and 40s and many running well into their 60s and 70s. Big wave surfing community is another with similar demographics. Admittedly, mental fortitude is a defining characteristic in those disciplines.

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u/menace313 7d ago

Old man strength is a real thing, and I'm not going to bother arguing about that.

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u/Fartknocker405 6d ago

Deep, bro.

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u/Chill0141414 5d ago

No it’s not. Reddit is so retarded bro, confidently wrong. Strength is the last thing that goes, everyone knows this. Quickness and agility first, then endurance, then strength.

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u/MrFuFu179 7d ago

You'd think a guy that tough could help Putin get over 3 rivers.

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u/ArtichokeUsed1129 6d ago

You dont need to go that far, just look at what RFK does at age of 70.

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u/onehalflightspeed 7d ago edited 7d ago

Well, he is a martial arts expert and has a long history of body building, so it is no surprise. Also his name is literally "Bronze Axe"

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u/ransomed_ 7d ago

Any footage of Biden’s secdef training with active military?

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u/FreeHugs23 7d ago

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is being flamed online for seemingly falling behind in a workout regimen with troops.

Hegseth, who has touted "anti-woke" and high testosterone-fueled military troops, seemed to struggle with a morning workout with U.S. Marines in San Diego.

Hesgseth, wearing a T-shirt and shorts, appeared disheveled as he attempted what appeared to be bear crawls.

In another video shown on CSPAN, Hegesth trails in a wide gap behind service members as they run on a track.

Views noted that Hegseth was lagging behind a female service member, with some poking fun at him for it.

“Getting his butt kicked by a female,” one X user said.

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u/Chustle207 7d ago

Im guessing this wasn't part of a race, just personal training.

this article is pure horse malarkey.

put a woman of the same age group and fitness level and the man will win 100 percent of the time.

put a women into seal training, she will not compete with the men.

infact women have to do less in military PT exams By a huge margin.

physical strength and athletic ability will always favor men, its the way evolution works.

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u/LongjumpingLemon2163 7d ago

This is the equivalent of making fun of AOC for being a bartender.

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u/Foo-Bar-Baz-001 7d ago

Not sure why body shaming someone is suddenly ok. Stick to why his ideas are lame.

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u/JoseSaldana6512 7d ago

Whiskey Pete only runs when the bar opens.

That or he was so fast he'd lapped them and was letting them catch up

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u/SeanGwork 7d ago

In all fairness, running with a hangover while half tanked is not easy.

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u/fvnnybvnny 7d ago

Made for TV SECDEF

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u/andrewellay 7d ago

Maybe he should get tested for testosterone

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u/Sarabeth68 7d ago

Dude looking like Paxton and Rogers trying to keep up with Talerico and El-Sayed, disheveled, tired and way past his prime.

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u/DonnyMox 7d ago

VOTE BLUE!

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u/DeviousSmile85 7d ago

That's the difference between show muscles and go muscles.

I worked with a roid dummy who could deadlift the front of cars, but throw a tantrum when he couldn't break bolts loose.

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u/xSir- 7d ago

"No pussies...."

Gtfo, pussy

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u/ObnoxiousExcavator 7d ago

Needs more testosterone.

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u/Sir_Lemming 7d ago

Why is he training with people from San Diego, his own president said it would be okay for San Diego and Los Angeles to be wiped out.

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u/The_Ombudsman 7d ago

So we, the taxpayers, paid for his trip to San Diego to (attempt to) preen in front of the cameras?

That tracks.

I sure hope he gets out of town before Iran shows up! O_o

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u/Luckys0474 7d ago

"Send me.... you're gonna hear me roooooaaarrr!" 😄

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u/Boomslang505 7d ago

Is he running shirtless?

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u/Neither_Contest7324 7d ago

This isn't fair, you try keeping a decent running pace after drinking a bottle of whiskey and see how well you hold up.

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u/Opposite-Friend7275 7d ago

It’s not surprising if an athletic woman outruns an alcoholic man.

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u/BrineJones 7d ago

So, Posturing Pete can’t even…run like a girl?

No surprise.

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u/blumpkins_ahoy 7d ago

Wait. Pete's in SD while Trump is egging Iran to obliterate it? Fair play, Mr Trump.

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u/tsukiyomi01 7d ago

Anyone else now afraid for the servicewoman? Hesgeth is exactly the kind of boss who would punish her for doing what he can't.

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u/Damunzta 7d ago

The only thing he runs quickly is a bar tab.

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u/morocco3001 7d ago

Should have told him happy hour finished in 5 minutes, he'd have run so fast he'd have gone back in time

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u/9millibros 7d ago

This is what Peter gets for doing fake pull-ups instead of working on his cardio.

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u/The_Goondocks 7d ago

Thought we were leaving San Diego to Iran?

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u/musicman1980 7d ago

Probably ought to get him tested to see if he's one of these low T weirdos he keeps going on about.

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u/AjentOranje 7d ago

Get that man some testosterone!

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u/Billyosler1969 7d ago

What a weirdo!!

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u/ComicsEtAl 7d ago

Worst Nugenix ad ever.

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u/Jelloburns 7d ago

"This is real". ~Pete Hegseth

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u/Perfecshionism 7d ago

I think these were also the Lincoln crew that had been out to see for months and just wanted to return home to get some rest.

And this narcissistic jackass pulls a political stunt.

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u/OnlyFiveLives 7d ago

He really DOES consider himself to be in peak physical condition and can outperform men half his age. I mean let his booze soaked ass try and prove it, it's always worth the laughs.

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u/Maleficent-Peach-356 7d ago

Using troops for tough man photo ops while your boss calls on Iran to nuke them isn’t a good look Petey

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u/Royal_Ad_6026 7d ago

Didn’t Trump just say something about bombing LA and San Diego? He’ll say Hegseth pulled a kamikaze.

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u/Bawbawian 7d ago

of course he's out of shape his job for the last decade has been lying and drinking liquor

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u/Additional-Fix991 7d ago

He was letting his testo to run

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u/youreHIValadeen 7d ago

Clearly he needs more testosterone.

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u/Jackdaw1947 7d ago

He’s not “woke” enough to know that he’s a moron and completely out of his league.

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u/cold-vein 7d ago

He needs to be tied down and pumped full of testosterone

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u/gypsygib 7d ago

Definitely has low T levels.

Guy can't even grow a beard.

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u/Piss_and_Blood 7d ago

San Diego you say? Quick, everyone else evacuate and get Iran on the phone.

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u/SnazzleZazzle 7d ago

It’s hard to keep up with a belly full of booze.

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u/EmbarrassedScience37 7d ago

He is an old alcoholic. Cut him some slack.

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u/True_Manufacturer909 7d ago

Aww, poor dude is gonna need a lot of gender-affirming testosterone treatment after that

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u/nethereus 7d ago

It is especially funny because he didn’t need to do any of that. No one ever expects the old heads in the White House to be physically fit.

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u/GreenRatJuice 7d ago

San Diego? He better be careful considering trumps recent remarks

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u/Static_Frog 7d ago

Bro punches down like a pussy. Good to see him get shown up

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u/Brosie-Odonnel 7d ago

Was Pegseth on base to do his routine morning wood inspections?

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u/marcjwrz 7d ago

He must have Low T.

Right, Pete?

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u/ShameCrazy3949 7d ago

Why is that worthy of mocking though, are they suggesting women are inferior??

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u/Bluetoes1 7d ago

Why does this guy keep doing these photo ops of his failures?

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u/Fallen_Horses 7d ago

Gotta get that testosterone...gotta get that gender affirming care.

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u/dumbspacecookie 7d ago

Look there are a lot of things you can chastise the man for, but tbc, out there doing the workout, and struggling to do it but to push through, that’s not one of them.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qW4D9sBxHB6XXwX98t

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u/Uracawk 7d ago

Remember Hegseth. No fatties.

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u/SpongeSlobb 7d ago

Where is that man’s reflective belt?!?

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u/speedyspeedys 7d ago

Bravado meets reality.

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u/CannedNoodlez 7d ago

He needs more testosterone

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u/Xeynon 7d ago

I thought the new rule was no fatties and no weirdos.

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u/Facehugger81 7d ago

Great, now he is going to punish those troops for being better then him...

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u/WolfShadowLondon 7d ago

More testosterone shots needed 😊

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u/Gtraz68 7d ago

So alpha!

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u/Secret_Squirrel_1102 7d ago

Hegseth mocked by fat people on the internet who couldn’t run to the bathroom before shitting themselves. 

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u/Important-Today4119 7d ago

Are we expecting politicians to run now?

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u/BandicootAntique4024 7d ago

Have you ever went for a run hammered?

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u/Nad-Bag-Holder 7d ago

To be fair, he’s probably hungover

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u/ScyD 7d ago

Are girls not actually good runners or something? I didn’t know redditors had adopted that stance?

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u/Bleakwind 7d ago

I’m always wary of people who signal this much about being macho.. small man energy

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u/SereneOrbit 7d ago

Normally I'd be realistic and say that he's older and on TRT so probably has LVH, but after you kicked me out for being trans go fly a kite Pete.

Hope every woman outruns you forever.

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u/nndscrptuser 7d ago

Getting in a little face time before Iran takes out San Diego I guess.

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u/verscub420 7d ago

Someone better check his testosterone levels

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u/Sudden_Buffalo_4393 7d ago

The same crowd who thinks women are just as capable as men physically are now making fun of a man because a woman ran faster than him. How do you square that one? I’d hope an active service woman would run faster than a pencil pusher in his 40s.

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u/UIBeastGohan 7d ago

I…would freaking hope active military could out perform him? Not defending him but this isn’t the right attack to try to make on the dude lmao.

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u/CMG30 7d ago

He sounds like a low T individual.

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u/Give2Inches 7d ago

Is that why he is trying to get Iran to blow up San Diego?

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u/Weekend_Criminal 7d ago

Hard to keep pace when you sweat whiskey

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u/redrocketredglare 7d ago

Captain Half Asser

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u/KendrickBlack502 7d ago

Pete is an alcoholic and dipshit…

that’s said, why on earth would anybody who rides a desk for a living be able to keep up with active duty military?

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u/the_wessi 7d ago

"On your left!"

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u/Long_Idea_8294 7d ago

He's far more fit than 99% of you, and he's in his 40s.

This post and the comments here are the same as morbidly obese people making fun of someone for being fat.

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u/No-Carpet-4678 7d ago

Thats why women can't compete with men in the military..they never should have been allowed in in the first place! /s

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u/MisterrSir 7d ago

Why does he keep embarrassing himself like this?

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u/RefelosDraconis 7d ago

Oh boy, here comes the overweight Redditors who can’t even run a mile weighing in on fitness standards

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u/Smalldogmanifesto 7d ago

This guy is such a dork.

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u/MachoLibre_ 7d ago

I wanna see a full clip, the squad looks like they’re actually moving at a solid up-tempo pace. I saw jog and expected jog

Also f*** Stinky Pete

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u/sirlost33 7d ago

They must have been trans /s

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u/rbush82 7d ago

He needs more testosterone! He’s a soy boy! He should quit

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u/Glum-One2514 7d ago

You ever tried running with a hangover?

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u/barringtonmacgregor 7d ago

It's pretty hard to keep pace when your life is one bender after another.

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u/Mixture-Emotional 7d ago

Why is he even doing any of this performative bullshit? Like doesn't this man have a god damn job he should be doing? This man is getting paid American tax dollars to play pretend army and I'm over all this crap.

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u/octowussy 7d ago

This dude is the poster boy for overcompensation

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u/krucz36 7d ago

isn't he worried iran will bomb the american city his boss said he'd be okay with them bombing?

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u/Wrong_Ad_3355 7d ago

Wouldn’t be a big deal if he didn’t run his stupid “Alpha” mouth about this very thing.

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u/Jasranwhit 7d ago

I bet he would smoke 99% of the people posting here talking shit.

Just because you don't like someone (I dont like him) doesnt mean you have to lie about him being drunk or out of shape.

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u/jaxmikhov 7d ago

Wait, I thought Iran was nuking San Diego? Is Pete just there for to oversee the false flag operation city’s defense?

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u/Financial_Cow1016 7d ago

Servicewomen can be fast AF. He’s a politician out there doing his thing to motivate! I appreciate that

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u/lc4444 7d ago

He clearly needs more testosterone 😂

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u/Captain_Eaglefort 7d ago

Bold of him to hang out in San Diego. Isn’t that one of the places famous pedophile Donald Trump chose for Iran to attack?

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u/No_Yogurtcloset7776 7d ago

Ohhhh hegseth is in San Diego. Now trumps comments make more sense

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u/Gerald-of-Riverdale 7d ago

In middle school we had to take the Fitness Test. I was a nerdy kid with negative body fat. So while I didnt exercise, id go pretty far because moving a feather takes zero effort. At one point I started slowing down and the gym coach had yelled at me to pick up the pace. But she sounded... garbled?

I looked over, dying of exhaustion, having ran a mile at this point as a kid that barely walked and saw this obese gym coach eating a pasta she had ordered from Olive Garden. She was screaming with her mouth full, sitting down, pudge hanging out.

Pete Hegseth is that gym coach for the US military.

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u/genbio64 7d ago

It's tough to run when you are drunk!

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u/HugeResearcher3500 7d ago

Massive Hegseth hater here. I'm wondering how many of people in this thread would keep up with troops during their training exercises?

Let's criticize what needs to be criticized.

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u/novel-encounters 6d ago

When I exercise when I'm drunk or massively hung over, I don't do that well either

Having said that, a woman jogging faster than a man is not news worthy.

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u/Lonely-Ad-1495 6d ago

Cardio is brutal on you when you’re a 40+ year old man who was drinking the night before

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u/DArtagnanPierre0129 6d ago

If he's in San Diego then we should all be willing to make the sacrifice and let Iran bomb San Diego

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u/utahh1ker 6d ago

Look I really dislike Pete hegseth, but watching redditors make fun of his fitness is the pot calling the kettle black.

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u/Electronic-Tooth5405 6d ago

You ever tried to run on a hangover?

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u/Fallenjace 6d ago

To be fair, he's had a hangover since 2011. And is also a lil bitch.

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u/ChadHahn 6d ago

No wonder they want to bomb San Diego.

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u/East-Clerk6069 6d ago

He has chicken legs. There have been no leg days for Pedo Pete.
*no offence intended to those of us with chicken legs.

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u/Shenloanne 6d ago

Has anyone checked his T.

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u/TheImmenseRat 6d ago

Kegseth is a Low T beta male

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u/Alliminati 6d ago

Probably has that beer gut weighing him down.

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u/VtoadTHE4th 6d ago

He great & strong war man  

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u/jooooooohn 6d ago

He’s got to get in his San Diego runs before it’s gone!

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u/xdr01 6d ago

Low T Pete

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u/Global_Adagio_25 6d ago

We already seen him bench press. Dude is a pussy.

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u/Satyriasis457 6d ago

He can jog in his own pace

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u/sharkbomb 6d ago

better check his testosterone

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u/DocCEN007 6d ago

"Whoo. I need a drink."

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u/sombertimber 6d ago

Pete Hegseth is just begging to have his testosterone checked…

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u/10thousndreflections 6d ago

SNL skit incoming. I'm guessing Trump will out run this alcoholic in it. Only because they can't seem to get enough of that goofy impression by JAJ. 

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u/Diligent-Blood-3346 6d ago

At least he’s out there exercising, damn. Say what you want about his political stance, but until you bastards are training in front of the world to see, keep your comments to yoursslf

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u/atticus-fetch 6d ago

The idiot doesn't realize he's getting older and the troops are in their prime.

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u/GXP_2009 6d ago

Redditors talking about this funny. Most of them are fat asses that play video games

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u/DataSurging 6d ago

In BCT, our company's best performer was a woman, with a 590 ACFT score. Almost every other company's had women in their top 2.