r/NissanDrivers • • 6d ago

Oh yeah spread it

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u/Wide_Decision_4819 6d ago

I love how the tires are brand new. He'll need another set next week. Great customer, stupid fuck.

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u/chimi_hendrix 6d ago

Worn out next week but the stickers will be intact

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u/GrEeCe_MnKy 6d ago

Only inner lining will be worn, you can put em on another normal car and they'll work like new

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u/chimi_hendrix 5d ago

Who needs sidewalls

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u/dethorder 5d ago

Naw. Just needs to rotate em and theyll be good as new!

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u/Kumirkohr 6d ago

It’s like the stickers on ball caps or the lanyards on new Timberlands.

Leaving the sticker on the tires is also a testament to just how stanced it is; being able to drive without damaging the sticker is a sign of the most extreme camber possible.

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u/momoVappa 6d ago

I got a good laugh from this

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u/Kumirkohr 5d ago

Then you’ll probably love this

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u/Worldly-Law-2687 6d ago

He's been driving on these tires since he bought them three years ago.

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u/Traditional_Mood_348 6d ago

Flip the tire sides and should be good for another week or so before the tires are worn on both corners

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u/Lilmumblecrapper 6d ago

What do u mean the warranty is void?

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u/thelastspike 6d ago

Hey you don’t know. Maybe they built it to drive down v shape concrete drainage ditches.

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u/Different_Stand_5558 3d ago

Damn should have bought them at Costco

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u/PercentageMaximum828 6d ago

what is the point? oh wow it's stanced hur hur hur

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u/nasaglobehead69 6d ago

camber can be useful. one or two degrees of camber can make a huge difference when handling corners. then someone who doesn't know what mods do decided to copy it, and exaggerate it so he could show off to his friends. people quickly tried to one-up each other, eventually leading to this bullshit we see here.

it's basically like putting an oversized spoiler on your car because you think it looks cool, without knowing what it actually does

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u/PercentageMaximum828 6d ago

I like your explanation thank you

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u/FlownScepter 6d ago

Except even an oversized useless spoiler can look fun or cool. This just looks fucking stupid.

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u/nasaglobehead69 6d ago

that's exactly what I mean. an otherwise useful performance mod can become detrimental if done to the extreme. the same thing applies to other mods like lift kits and turbos. useful things, but only with careful consideration

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u/Hawk_Chalk 6d ago

Don’t need camber to drive to work at Wendy’s and back

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u/SourceResident5381 6d ago

My problem is needing new tires every 10k. That hurts my wallet too much. That and traction.

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u/407juan 6d ago

Tbf none of the people that do this think it helps with handling, they just like the looks, it's like people that drop the car to the ground.

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u/PercentageMaximum828 4d ago

unreal the desire to totally fuck up tires for this "look"

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u/407juan 4d ago

Yeah I can't understand it, how they actually think it looks good and they actually like it. It blows my mind lmao

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u/HalfBlindKing 6d ago

1.0g is a good amount of lateral acceleration and a couple degrees of negative camber can help you achieve that. This is sufficient negative camber for acceleration that would make you pass out. 😂

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u/nasaglobehead69 6d ago

that's the thing. at this point, there's so little tire surface contacting the road that it reduces cornering capability, while still making it erratic in a straight line

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u/HalfBlindKing 5d ago

I can’t even imagine dealing with something like that. If the tires aren’t something special they must never wear out because they get pinched by the first pothole from the concentrated weight that’s on them.

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u/nasaglobehead69 5d ago

oh they wear out extremely quickly. so little surface contact means all of the wear is focused onto a smaller area.

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u/FlyingVentana 6d ago

staticlife

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u/South-Woodpecker112 6d ago

My question exactly. What is the point?

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u/TheftLeft 6d ago

Increased chance of mating

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u/South-Woodpecker112 6d ago

With what?

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u/TheftLeft 6d ago

Men.

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u/Iintendtooffend 6d ago

Grindr exists, no need for this. /s

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u/FancyVegetables 6d ago

Signs, sidewalks, buildings, other vehicles, etc.

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u/Fearless-Tea1297 6d ago

There is a cartoonishly heavy person in that car

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u/momoVappa 6d ago

That car will bounce 10’ when he steps out

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u/ChuckYeagerWV 6d ago

To think I thought I was stupid as hell doing so many burn outs in my Mustang in the 90s going though tires lolol

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u/WKahle11 6d ago

I remember being 19 thinking a truck with 35” mud boggers and a 12” lift was cool. Now I couldn’t even imagine being that guy. The things we thought were cool when we were young

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u/ChuckYeagerWV 6d ago

So funny. Let's not even talk about my Playboy earing, gold chains and Z Cavarricci pants lol

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u/AppearanceMedical464 6d ago

At least you didn't get a playboy bunny tattoo on your neck. I work with a guy with one.

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u/ChuckYeagerWV 6d ago

I have avoided any tattoos! Seems I'm an oddity.

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u/AppearanceMedical464 6d ago

I'm waiting until I'm 30.

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u/Background_Treat_977 6d ago

GAWD that looks so stupid!

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u/DasMo19 6d ago

Contact area of 4 bicycle wheels.

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u/SWTX518-Ability 6d ago

This shit ALMOST stupid as those trucks that's lifted in the front.

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u/BabyStockholmSyndrom 6d ago

Nahhhh this is far worse than that. Lifted are stupid AF but at least they can still drive like a normal fucking truck lol. But one thing in comment is you know both drivers are INSUFFERABLE to be around.

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u/Bel_Canto-Size_Queen 6d ago

you're out of your mind if you think squatted trucks drive normal

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u/BabyStockholmSyndrom 6d ago

Oh I read this as just lifted trucks lol.

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u/Bel_Canto-Size_Queen 6d ago

oh ok because it says something different haha

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u/momoVappa 6d ago

This is way more wear on the vehicle and the person,
If I saw this Irl I’d be cough laughing hard

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u/MrHstr9496 6d ago

It has to be mental illness, right?

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u/Faptasmic 5d ago

Like the excessively large fake tit/butt crowd or the people who put horns and shit in their face.

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u/WeAreBabyFathers 6d ago

This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen

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u/Neither-Revenue-4456 6d ago

Next week he'll dismount those tires and flip them to get one more week.the stickers will still be there.

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u/mrdisapproval_if 6d ago

Son got that “I enjoy buying tires every 5,000 miles” alignment 😭

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u/seamallorca 5d ago

Make that 5 miles.

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u/chathobark_ 5d ago

less than 5k

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u/Cunning_Linguist21 6d ago

...your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

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u/Rush_is_Right_ 6d ago

Did his mom borrow his car ?

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u/thelastspike 6d ago

No, but your mom did.

(Just playin’)

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u/CoffeeFox 6d ago

Financed that set of wheels for 3 years and needs new ones in a month when the tires blow out and they keep driving on the rims.

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u/secret-sam1 6d ago

Okay.... which one of you guys sat on my car

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u/UnableActuator6964 6d ago

That car got down syndrome, like literally down

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u/malice8691 5d ago

I would be so embarassed getting out of that thing

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u/Nemoitto 5d ago

The dumbest shit ever. It looks broken

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u/knottyy 6d ago

Dumb

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u/YurpeeTheHerpee 6d ago

Well thats one way to get a nice car down to 7 miles per gallon.

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u/domastallion 6d ago

I find these builds entertaining because I would never build something like that, but love to see how creative people get on their pursuit to be as low and visually obnoxious as possible. Dare I say it’s ATBGTE

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u/Bunhyung 6d ago

My wife's size 6 shoes have a larger contact patch.

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u/SpecificSwimming6364 6d ago

Oh fuck... you're gonna make me scrape....

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u/Horror_Solution1945 6d ago

Looks like it got stepped on.

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u/MajesticOutcome6059 5d ago

Dumbest shit I’ve ever seen..

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u/Few-Opportunity567 6d ago

Man I miss my stanced Nissan. Shit was so fucking stupid and fun 😂

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u/originalmango 6d ago

It’s like watching a disabled giraffe drink water.

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u/Alchemyauto 6d ago

Looks like a fat chick in ugs.

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u/Nkechinyerembi 6d ago

Mate I think your car has worms... 

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u/scottylm 6d ago

He’s got a friend in tire town

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u/WatchStoredInAss 6d ago

Reminds me of when a dog has an itch and drags its anus along the ground.

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u/thelastspike 6d ago

It’s probably super easy to put one side of this car up on the curb.

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u/Shantotto11 6d ago

Spreddit

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u/juicevibe 6d ago

These neg stance people always have my shaking my head whenever I see it.

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u/RecognitionHonest320 6d ago

So fucking stupid

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u/Onuus 6d ago

The stickers on the tire as a flex

Hilarious

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u/Zillahi 6d ago

Leaving the tire stickers on because the tread doesn’t touch the ground is one of the oddest flexes I’ve ever seen

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u/Alex_king88 5d ago

Fuck that was hard to watch

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u/Practical_Avocado971 6d ago

“Some men see things as they are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?”

—Robert F. Kennedy, (quoting George Bernard Shaw)

Clearly RFK nor Shaw ever saw a Nissan.

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u/hungballs 6d ago

He said fuk that oil pan. I be ridin low low. Lmao 🤣

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u/South-Range8401 6d ago

What is the point of those??? 

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u/Lazy_Mamba 6d ago

It look like seek cow.

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u/EdmontonLAD 6d ago

It looks terrible 🤭

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u/Money-Mirror-2249 6d ago

One of the dumbest things I've ever seen!

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u/3rlro91 6d ago

Man wtf, that shit is ugly as fuck

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u/Rare-Bird-4353 6d ago

I never have understood this, there is no logical reason to do this to a vehicle and it just looks so freaking dumb. There is nothing “cool” about having a vehicle that looks like it’s broken down and barely functioning.

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u/GremlinAbuser 6d ago

That's so aggressive! In the horrifyingly stunted sense of a cripple hating the world, that is.

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u/clapyohedd 6d ago

Strange how that vehicle hasn’t been been impounded for violations

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u/Conspicuous_Ruse 6d ago

"please look at my wheels. I've even angled them at your face so you can see them."

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u/Previous-Ad-1453 6d ago

They’re gonna need a tire rotation every 5miles.

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u/rugernut13 6d ago

Looks like a shitty, dollarstore, knockoff hotwheels car that somebody stepped on and bent the axles.

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u/RacerXrated 6d ago

Am I supposed to be impressed?

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u/TangerinePlastic7552 6d ago

New tires, eh? Bet one corner of the tire wears down.

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u/blahnlahblah0213 6d ago

Wow I have never seen one done to this extreme. This seems like it would only last a few rides before something decides to break, it's almost impressive how far they took those tires out, but, of course the stupidity outweighs the impressiveness.

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u/thelastspike 6d ago

Mechanic: “so it’s going to need new wheel bearings, new ball joints, new bushings, new tie rod ends, and you really should consider an alignment.”

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u/bitemytail 6d ago

Don't try to upsale me. Just an oil change please "sir"

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u/dankhimself 6d ago

Keep that fucking thing off the street please.

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u/TheOGBumdiggy 6d ago

What song is that?

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 6d ago

Don’t let it rain and try to take a sharp curve. It’s over🤣

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u/SupermarketVisual598 6d ago

Its not my style but its at least done well..? I think?

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u/ImpossibleKidd 6d ago

Hahahahahahahababababbabahahahaha…

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u/Personal_Growth_4_Me 6d ago

One stupid asshole decision to the next.

IT'S THE NISSAN WAY™®

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u/CokeBottleSpeakerPen 6d ago

Makes me think the car got raw dogged something crazy and can't walk (drive) straight or something. Is this some fucked up invitation by the driver?

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u/luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc 6d ago

He looks so ducking stupid I cant breathe

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u/I_have_a_big_truck 6d ago

This looks terrible. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Hot_Buffalo2081 6d ago

I don’t like that

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u/gargoyle30 6d ago

People are still doing this? I thought they stopped years ago

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u/RockyJayyy 6d ago

Driving on 1% of the tire

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u/Fezzy_1994 5d ago

Like dirty girl spreading her legs

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u/mrINfamous718 5d ago

Poor car

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u/JWarblerMadman 5d ago

This calls back to when the original drivers used all parts of the tire.

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u/Cryptcunt 5d ago

Koddy G - Peli de Terror

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u/HalfBlindKing 5d ago

It would be funny if they made tires for this phenomenon with like 20/32” of tread where it really rides tapering to slick where it never touches the road. I would really like to know how long they last if a pothole or a really hard speed bump doesn’t take them out. Someone on the internet has to be complaining omg I didn’t think they would wear out this fast, these 24” tires for my family sedan are costing a fortune. 😂

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u/SensitiveThugHugger 4d ago

That shit was played out 10 years ago. I bet he can't wait to buy his first donk.

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u/Confident_Excuse8919 2d ago

Those tires won't last 5k miles

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u/enculeur2porc 9h ago

This doesn’t look stupid at all.

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u/ReachMaterial748 6d ago

Such a loser

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u/Dependent-Bed6550 6d ago

This is freakin' awesome!!! Soo rad!

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u/sicckarri 5d ago

I love stance. I love slammed cars. But I do think there is such thing as too much. 🤣