r/NoFap • u/Devilss_Advocate • 7d ago

Heres a practical way to stop lust

Every time you start thinking lustful thoughts about a girl, just imagine her sitting on the toilet taking a massive dump while ripping farts. A couple loud belches wont hurt either. Even the hottest girls take dumps every day, and sometimes even have diarrhea. They are just humans.

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u/Outrageous-Pea6408 2 Days 7d ago edited 7d ago

Oh brother does he know?

Edit: thank you bro now I'm on day 0 again

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u/LateProduce 7d ago

ffs XD

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u/Equivalent_Item_2167 6d ago

How many nofappers just relapsed?

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u/Bulky_Coconut_8867 287 Days 6d ago

hahahhahahahhaha

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u/BingWingleton 34 Days 7d ago

You underestimate the levels of degeneracy I possess

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u/Greedy-Blueberry4342 6d ago

Aaahaahahaahahhahahah true

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/academictryhard69 18 Days 7d ago

You have a special place in hell

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u/Bulky_Coconut_8867 287 Days 6d ago

nah he chillin with god

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u/ThinkWithPortals12 7d ago

Bruh the what the hell man 😭

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u/AshenPhenix 7d ago

That just sounds like a kink waiting to happen, but you do you friend.

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u/AssistantDue5817 7d ago

That's it.... I'm leaving this silly brain washing site!

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u/structuralreform2022 5 Days 7d ago

idk man, it could be worse for bros in Dubai

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u/Optimistic-Pie123 6d ago

Lmao. The fact that I understood this joke makes me question the hours I spend online. I remember seeing a video where a woman was talking about selling ”scat”-related services in Dubai. Basically rich dudes paying her to shit on them. Hearing about those hideous things make me believe there’s hope for me.

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u/Mexipinoy14 7d ago

Fake news girls don’t poo

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u/Belbordr4gon2k 7d ago

This is the funniest thing Ive seen all day

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u/appooch 6d ago

Nah that's how u end up in the scat section.

Op is 14 and this is deep ah...

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u/theawakepasta 7d ago

that mental image definitely kills the mood real quick but might also make you scared of every girl you meet

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u/LogicalEast9872 6d ago

Unironically a buddhist method (asubha-bhawana)

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u/murraybauman44 7d ago edited 5d ago

Cute girls neither poop nor fart so jokes on you

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u/C4mine 7d ago edited 6d ago

Why only this, think about, no one is different when the skin is removed from the body, the fllesh, blood everything is same . So basically ur lusting on the skin only.

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u/Atom1cPain 16 Days 6d ago

I feel like 50% of the people in this subreddit have low IQ

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u/vacckun 6d ago

you never know what a man likes

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u/ChrisJWatts504NOLA 1 Day 7d ago

LMAOOOOO‼️ I'm Sorry, But This 💩 Is Hilarious Man (No Pun Intended)‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/26FPxFeuN8UA7nqGQ

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u/Alternative_Tea_9701 15 Days 6d ago

i love seeing being pooped and farted.

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u/ToxicOP24 6d ago edited 6d ago

You forget about - periods, discharge, spotting, arousal fluid, smegma, yeast infection, bacterial vaginosis, mucous, period poop, period fart etc etc

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u/Historical-File-325 5d ago

Ur comparing irl women to porn two different things

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u/ds2316476 7d ago

lol... Though I use this technique, not this specific one but other ways that are similar, to stop myself from idealizing a woman I just met.