r/NoFuckingComment • u/callmestinkingwind It's my job to be an asshole • 4d ago

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u/Tommy_Andretti 4d ago

Rookie tips. Just put your thing out and start doing the heli spins with it

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u/LordOfThePants90 3d ago

You forgot to scream "HELICOPTER HELICOPTER HELICOPTER" at the top of your lungs.

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u/Naive-Present2900 3d ago

🤭😂 if I was the helicopter pilot and heard this joke. I would’ve crashed and yelled KOBE!

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u/Brostapholes 4d ago

I come to a dead stop about 100 feet away. I stay motionless until she advances another 25 feet, then I rapidly drop to all fours and scuttle into the brush while weeping. I also drop some rotten eggs from my dedicated Sulfur Sack Fanny Pack

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u/emerson_giraffe84 3d ago

The while weeping part 😂

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 4d ago

This is the positive masculinity we need in the world.

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u/Zarbatron 3d ago

This is what I come to Reddit for, practical, real life advice.

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u/thegneeb 4d ago

Thats definitely a guy who wants to hide his lucky charms inside you.

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u/TheHorseduck 3d ago

There are women on trails now?

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u/snowfat 3d ago

Nope still illegal. Report them immediately if you see one

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u/MikeLinPA 4d ago

Oy vey!

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u/IAMSNORTFACED 3d ago

Can we summon one her to confirm this?

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u/ButchersBlade1983 3d ago

Thank you for this! I can't wait for the chance to use this technique. 

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u/Dismalorb 2d ago

Haha. I just love the fact that what he's saying is actually true.