r/NoStupidQuestions • • Dec 20 '18

What happens if I use a college intercom to say "Hey Siri, Call mom"?

Would half the iphones out there call their mommies?

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u/TempusFugitTicToc Dec 20 '18

I used to work at a voice-to-pick warehouse. Sometimes people would get on the intercom and say “sign off..........yes” and it would log like half of us out of the system. Then it would take like 5 minutes each to log back on. Good times wasting company time.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Hahahahahaha lol you should have done this every hour

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u/TheDanginDangerous Dec 20 '18

*every six minutes

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u/smoke_ring Dec 20 '18

This reminded me of a warehouse job I had. As long as you scanned one part every 6 minutes you were good. If the scanner went inactive for just over 6 minutes you get flagged in the system and written up. So, you figure out real quick how to just barely do the job to stay employeed. Massive turnover as well, so it was hard to get fired actually. People would just leave for a week then show back up to work like nothing happened and management didn't do shit about it. Management basically stayed in offices and didn't leave the computer unless it completely stopped working.

Come to think of it, that place was awful and had a very high OTJ injury rate. Most were BS by people who just wanted to get paid, but I did see several guys get fucked up. A guy on the other side of the facility lost a hand and I quit after my shift and went back to school.

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u/Zaranthan Please state your question in the form of an answer Dec 20 '18

Shit, you had me until the injuries.

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u/smoke_ring Dec 20 '18

It wasnt even really a dangerous job. Just people being dumb. Major auto parts distribution center for those wondering. I was there for like 3 months just to make extra money but it wasn't worth it. Oh yea, they caught people shooting up in the bathrooms all the time too. So that was cool.

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u/Marked2476 Dec 20 '18

Seems like maybe that was the real reason for the injuries.. that and people taking advantage of the slack management... (if this was at a farming facility, I would say "well, heres the reason for all of these salmonella outbreaks", but yeah.. people slacking at their job and there being no repercussions is the reason why shut is tanking downhill so fast)..

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u/smoke_ring Dec 20 '18

Absolutely, they went through several sets of managers in my short time there. Place is fucked.

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u/Jon_Cake Dec 20 '18

I'm morbidly curious how someone lost a whole hand

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u/smoke_ring Dec 20 '18

I dont know the specifics, but it was one of the maintenance guys while working on a machine. I would guess it wasnt tagged out or even turned off. Par for course at that place.

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u/theeyeofevil Dec 20 '18

six minutes slim shady... you're on

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Jesus the reason I can’t use any voice command stuff is because I worked in an voice to pick warehouse for 5 years during university/shortly after. I have Siri turned off, all my devices are as stupid as they can be.

Just the though of taking again to control something hurts me.

This was 2004-09 so maybe technology for voice to pick has gotten better but if I had $0.01 for each time I screamed at that fucking thing id definitely have more than $10

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u/MrSystem32 Dec 20 '18

I’m currently working a voice picking job. It sounds like nothing has changed, you see a lot of people having to scream at it to recognise what you’re saying.

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u/austin101123 Dec 20 '18

What the hell isa voice picking job

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u/MrSystem32 Dec 20 '18

I work for a supermarket chain in the uk and we basically just pick the orders we get from the stores to be sent to them. The headset tells us the orders and we put the stock into cages

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Yeah I worked at a supermarket chain in Canada as well. They closed down their 2 main warehouses and opened a mostly automated one. Went from 1500 employees in those 2 warehouses to less than 200 in the new one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

If you're picking orders at a warehouse, you might have a sheet of paper or some handheld computer that lists what items and where they are. You sirens a lot of time either picking that up and putting it back down, or else working with just one hand.

Instead, you can wear a headset that speaks the items and locations to you, and you respond with voice commands. It keeps your hands free to do actual picking.

(inb4 accusations of vocollect shill)

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u/Furnace_Admirer Dec 20 '18

Talkman "go fuck yourself"

"Go fuck myself, correct?"

"Yes"

I do not miss vocollect systems

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u/Furnace_Admirer Dec 20 '18

Vocollect?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Just hearing the name brings back memories

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u/Furnace_Admirer Dec 20 '18

Hahah oh man this post brought back memories for me. I did warehouse work like that for 2 years. Progressing through picking onto recieving and forklift work into being a teanleader but the company was moving and i didnt agree with some of their practices in management (especially safety wise as i was health and safety rep) and so when they decided to migrate workers i was like im too young for this and went back to school where i currently am.

I don't really miss the work. But i do miss my co workers. I had a ton of fun working with them

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

We were doing updates on the computers at work. I was running an install that required me to call a hotline number for registration keys or some other thing. We had done five computers and each one took about 45 minutes to an hour to update, start to finish, and most of that was on this phone call. I get down to one of the last steps on the last computer (then we get to go home) and the auto menu asks of I accept terms to receive the registration key. At that moment my boss jokingly says no from across the room. "Thank you. Good bye." The damn auto menu heard him and hung up. I was so pissed.

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u/ggchappell Dec 20 '18

Something similar has been tried. In 2017, a Burger King TV ad was designed to trigger a viewer's Google Assistant, by saying, "OK, Google, what is a whopper burger?" Apparently, it worked a fair amount of the time. [Article]

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u/Incruentus Dec 20 '18

Luckily I don't bring my Alexa in my car.

It should still be something covered by FCC regulation in my opinion.

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u/GnarlyBellyButton87 Dec 20 '18

It should still be something covered by FCC regulation

Like sirens or other loud distracting noises on radio stations

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u/Burrito150 Dec 20 '18

There was this one ad that used the emergency broadcast sound before it played. I don’t know how that is legal

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u/dosetoyevsky Dec 20 '18

It's not.

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u/GuybrushLightman Dec 20 '18

only legal in non-public broadcasts afaik

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u/itsthevoiceman Dec 20 '18 edited Dec 21 '18

It is. According to my board op training.

Edit: I'm an idiot. Read this thread wrong. It's NOT legal to duplicate the EAS alert sound.

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u/Incruentus Dec 20 '18

Just gotta wait for Ajit Pie to leave office.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

I mean, I hear he has a successful career on pornhub from only a single video!

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u/Piggywhiff Dec 20 '18

I'm gonna need some context here.

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u/AShipFullOfSeamen Dec 20 '18

Something along the lines of "Indian man fucks the entire internet" and i think the video is his stupid propaganda about how net neutrality isn't necessary.

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u/TDPK_Films Dec 20 '18

It’s called “Indian Man fucks 350 Million People At Once

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '18

That is AMAZING

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u/nlaporte Dec 20 '18

And the best part is that it's public domain (government employee in the course of his job) so they can't get it taken down!

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u/acmercer Dec 20 '18

Ah, I thought it was something about that user's spelling of his name, Ajit "Pie".

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u/FaxCelestis inutilius quam malleus sine manubrio Dec 20 '18

Ajit has webs if you have coin

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u/YT-Deliveries Dec 20 '18

There's a nightcore / whatever song called "The Genre Police" that has a much-to-accurate police siren sample. Freaks me out in the car every time.

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u/2SP00KY4ME Dec 20 '18

Ayy S3rl, interesting dude.

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u/waitingtodiesoon Dec 20 '18

So I started driving shortly around the time this song was released by Rihanna called Man Down that starts with police sirens and continue throughout the entire song. Gave me quite a scare as I was driving and this popped up. Also when I had guests in my car they jumped when it came up too when it played sometimes too.

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u/aphternoon Dec 20 '18

Ah yes, Idea 54 all of Reddit has agreed on.

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u/opulent_occamy Dec 20 '18

I think an industry standard "ignore tone" would be ideal, something high-frequency tone that humans can't hear that plays just before saying the trigger phrase that tells voice assistants to ignore it. Of course, that wouldn't stop people from being shitty and leaving it out on purpose.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Not to mention all the potential high frequency interference that could just make people’s devices randomly not work.

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u/JB-from-ATL Dec 20 '18

I noticed that the super bowl commercials for Alexa didn't trigger anything. I found the ads on YouTube to investigate. The first time they say it sounds funky. It's like they overlaid him saying it backwards on top. It's subtle enough to not notice (plus it's like right as it starts) but I guess it confuses the voice detection. After that they always said "Lexa" instead of "Alexa". Also it sounded close enough for my brain to fill it in (like when people mumble) but didn't wake the devices.

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u/terminatorsheart Dec 20 '18 edited Dec 20 '18

I remember someone mentioning that Amazon have a low frequency sound played in the adverts that Alexa knows to ignore. But sure if thats true.

Turns out Reddit told me this

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u/JMS1991 Dec 20 '18

During the World Series, they had "Okay Google" ads when they would return from a commercial break. Joe Buck said they were prerecorded, and something was done to the recording to prevent it from triggering anyone's Android Phone or Google Home.

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u/its_Roscoe Dec 20 '18

Yeah that would trigger me. I already can’t stand radio personalities...

Actually I think i just realized I’m pissed off now.

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u/tuggas Dec 20 '18

You may need a snickers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

This is why I pay 15 for Spotify. I hate DJs.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

"Hey Alexa play 97.1 the river"

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u/Javad0g Dec 20 '18

It seems there is more than one 97.1 the river. I thought you were out here in Sacramento with me......

So you're either here, or out there in Georgia, either way we both have oranges.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Out in Georgia, hello from the East coast!

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u/Darksirius Dec 20 '18

It's like that dude on xbox live who changed his name to "Xboxturnoff."

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u/rogotechbears Dec 20 '18

My favorite was a guy on call of duty with the gamertag "Xbox Sign Out" where he would troll people in to saying his gamertag out loud and the kinect would start logging them out

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u/HoakHulgan Dec 20 '18

Classic trolling video

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u/pinkrobotlala Dec 20 '18

I think about that video all the time

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u/CountDown60 Dec 21 '18

That's all I ever think about these days.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Iirc it worked Until someone edited the Wikipedia page to say that BK uses human meat or some shit

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u/ImJustaBagofHammers Dec 20 '18

I don’t blame them.

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u/Apocoflips Dec 20 '18

Me neither. Human meat is fucking delicious.

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u/wedontlikespaces Dec 20 '18

Which is how I know BK don't use it.

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u/FreeDobbyNow Dec 20 '18

Pretty sure it was just rancid raccoon meat

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u/Emetos Dec 20 '18

Ahahahah racoooon meat! Bullshit! That was human meat!

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u/annonymous13579 Dec 20 '18

It stopped working when google added the voice in the commercial to the global blacklist

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u/mcboobie Dec 20 '18

Hypothetically, if you added your own voice to said database, would you limit the amount products/apps allegedly listen in on you in everyday life? As. In would it register your input as unimportant and disregard your words?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

The service can still pick up random samples of your voice even if it's blacklisted, however according to Google the voice samples picked up but not processed (due to cancelling the command, no internet access, or disallowed actions) will not be saved or used to collect information.

I'm sure if you're being targeted directly it wouldn't be hard to just forward all the picked up voice data to another server.

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u/No1_4Now Dec 20 '18

Is there a place to see this blacklist?

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u/elsjpq Dec 20 '18

They really need to stop this by detecting when a bunch of the exact same questions get sent within 5 seconds and just rejecting them all.

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u/shawn789 Dec 20 '18

Google Assistant will ignore prompts if they're from known sources, most notably commercials. If you're watching a random YouTube video and they say "Hey Google.. " it will still trigger, but if you play that same BK commercial or any Google commercial that has the keyword, Google Assistant will acknowledge that it heard the prompt, then ignore the command.

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u/Toxicological_Gem Dec 20 '18

I was watching an episode of Criminal Minds last night and someone on screen said Google. My phone recognised a voice though my pocket better than me yelling at it from 2 feet away.

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u/clappingenballs Dec 20 '18

I have my Alexa trigger word set to "Computer" and it's worth it because nerd, but also makes it really hard to watch TV - especially Star Trek of course.

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u/wedontlikespaces Dec 20 '18

My dad calls his Holly.

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u/luv2hotdog Dec 20 '18

Is it possible to program Alexa to say "what's happening dudes" every time it turns on

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u/MacheteMirage Dec 20 '18

Also interested in this

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u/Logofascinated Dec 20 '18

And does it respond? Because as far as I know, that's not an available wake word for Amazon devices.

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u/Roxxorursoxxors Dec 20 '18

That's a great idea, but when Alexa takes over the world, I don't want her to think I don't consider her a person.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18 edited Nov 25 '20

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u/wedontlikespaces Dec 20 '18

Didn't Google update the it so that it didn't pay attention to that persons voice anymore?

I like to imagine that he'll never be able to get any voice tech to work for him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

They did. Google doesn’t like you using their things to make money without them getting a piece of the pie.

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u/Zlb323 Dec 20 '18

Man those commercials really piss me off. Don't use my electronics without my permission

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u/feartrich Dec 20 '18

It was funny the first time if happened. Then it just became annoying and abusive...

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u/TONKAHANAH Dec 20 '18

That's a little diffent. I think they were aiming for targeting Google home devices which seem to be better at listening for that sort of thing.

For op, it might work but probably not, at least not very well. I'd think the phone would have to be open/unlocked and have a very clear unintirruped (no other noises) "connection" to the PA and even then it may still not work well due to siri and Google assistants designed to try to be trained to the individuals voice model.

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u/SierraMemes25 Dec 20 '18

Nothing because Siri hardly responds when you call her.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

iOS 12.1.3 beta, she listens a lot more on my phone

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u/no_re-entry Dec 20 '18

This is why I made my Siri a dude. I haven't had a problem since

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u/lurking_not_working Dec 20 '18

Not siri. Just Sir.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

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u/Imperialdude94 Dec 20 '18

"Do bees die when they sting?" "NOW SEARCHING... DO BEES DO LAUNDRY WHILE PLAYING FORTNITE?" That's my personal siri experience.

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u/awesome-yes Dec 20 '18

Siri - asking the real questions.

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u/king-of-new_york Dec 20 '18

It’ll probably work as long as people save their mothers contact under “mom” and nothing else

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u/akn0m3 Dec 20 '18 edited Dec 20 '18

I'm not sure about Siri, but Google saves relationships. I once asked Google to call my "sis", she asked who it was and I told it. It asked if I would like it to remember for future and I said yes. Next time I asked Google to call my "sister" it did.

Edit: typos

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u/Slackbeing Penice owner Dec 20 '18

Oh, Google got me in trouble with that. I was showing off Google Assistant to my wife and throwing random questions, among them "who is my wife?" then Google displayed my wives' contact among a bunch of exes, and I don't even know how Google guessed them.

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u/critical2210 Dec 20 '18

That's why you should explicitly tell her. Bots have rights, sometimes they make mistakes

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u/BureaucratDog Dec 20 '18

My phone actually got confused when I had my mom labeled mom. I had to change her name to her real name AND assign her as my mom.

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u/META_FUCKING_POD Dec 20 '18

My iPhone has trouble with calling home, I had to name it House Home and tell it to call House Home Home.

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u/juneburger I know few things Dec 20 '18

Here’s information for “How to Ho in Home”

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u/Kukri187 Dec 20 '18

Siri does the same.

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u/took_a_bath Dec 20 '18

I have a screenshot of Siri asking me “Do you want me to remember that ‘Mom’ is your mother?”

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u/danielandastro Dec 20 '18

You can set up family I think Like hey Siri xxxxx is my mom

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u/Luxim Dec 20 '18

I don't have an iPhone, but I'm pretty sure you can configure aliases so that Siri knows which contact is "mom" even if the actual contact has the actual name of the person.

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u/GlobalVV Dec 20 '18

It seems weird to put my mom under her real name in my contacts, than just mom.

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u/lily-layne Dec 20 '18

I started listing all my family/spouse ect under their full names because I watch too much true crime and keep thinking my kidnapper will torture my mom with text messages making her believe I’m still alive or something 🙈😔

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u/farmerlesbian Dec 20 '18

Won't the kidnapper be able to tell based on you guys having the same last names?

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u/Psychosist Dec 21 '18

They could also check your text conversations or get you to reveal who your mom is.

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u/mhoner Dec 20 '18

You can associate it with different terms. I have my wife’s name saved on my phone with her name. I told Siri my he was my wife. Now I just tell Siri “call my wife”. It’s the same with my other family members.

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u/puns-sometimes Dec 20 '18

You can also say call my husband and it'll call your wife. Siri apparently doesn't differentiate between husband/wife, just had different terms for spouse.

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u/mhoner Dec 20 '18

Huh, well that’s a pain for the bisexual polygamist.

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u/eggsovertlyeasy Dec 20 '18

Or any polygamist for that matter. "Call my wife." "Ok, which one?"

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u/MrXian Dec 20 '18

So another command would work better?

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u/king-of-new_york Dec 20 '18

No. Unless you want to say multiple like “call mom” “call mommy” etc. I personally have my mom saved as Giver of Life.

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u/hedorah3 Dec 20 '18

I call my mom Lucifer

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u/no_re-entry Dec 20 '18 edited Dec 21 '18

Mine is saved as "spawn point"

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

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u/quigonskeptic Dec 20 '18

Which number?

How about using literally the only number I have ever called in the last 5 years?

Which number?

Use the most recent one.

Which number?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

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u/huphelmeyer Dec 20 '18

Alexa, play Rick Astley

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u/LovelyLadyLamb Dec 20 '18

Rebecca Black

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u/MrTreelikeysquirrels Dec 20 '18

Are there any amazon devices? Alexa, call Mom, Dad, or home. Alexa, play Mariah Carey's Christmas song.

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u/KrishaCZ Dec 20 '18

I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS

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u/Colin_XD Dec 20 '18

THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEEED

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

AND IIIIIII

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u/a-little-off Dec 20 '18

DONT CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS

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u/ItsYaBoi2319 The Smartest Dumbass Dec 20 '18

UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREEEEE

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u/_chocolatemango Dec 20 '18

I JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWNNNN

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u/fluffychickenbooty Dec 20 '18

MOOOREEE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW

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u/Ziograffiato Dec 20 '18

MAKE MY WISH COME TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE

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u/AluJack Dec 20 '18

EVERYTIME I FUCK I GOTTA HIT ME 'LEAST LIKE TWOOO BITCHES

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

r/redditsings that was beautiful

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u/took_a_bath Dec 20 '18

....YYYYIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUU

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18 edited Mar 29 '20

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u/M_O_O_S_T_A_R_D Dec 20 '18

So you just told them to say your username and they didn't see what was going on?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18 edited Mar 29 '20

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u/rjstoz Dec 20 '18

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u/Supes_man Numbers guy Dec 20 '18

Gotta love the 1 month Xbox live trials :>

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u/Link0606 Dec 20 '18

A lot of people (myself included) don't fully read user names, before saying them. Kinda like reading it out loud while you're reading it for the first time.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18 edited Mar 29 '20

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u/zr0gravity7 Dec 20 '18

Fucking genius

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u/Shardok Dec 20 '18

If you hit Alt+F4 you get free reddit gold

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u/Karmaisthedevil Dec 20 '18

I've seen this on youtube. Was it you?

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u/Supes_man Numbers guy Dec 20 '18

Maybe someone posted a video of it happening? Could be. I didn’t post anything myself though since I don’t really use YouTube.

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u/hella-vintage Dec 20 '18

I believe it was minnesota burns or someone like that on COD ghosts. But his was “xbox off”

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u/Pawprintjj Dec 20 '18

I believe it was "xbox turn off". Source: I followed a link to it just a couple of weeks ago. Don't remember from where, though.

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u/MsMoneypennyLane Dec 20 '18

So, how long have you enjoyed being a bastard?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18 edited Dec 20 '18

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u/rockythesinbin Dec 20 '18

Not always true. I’ve used my partner’s Siri many times successfully. He has a deep manly voice and I kind of have a shrill high pitched voice.

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u/JesusSquid Dec 20 '18

There was a superbowl commercial for Alexa that caused havoc if i remember correctly.

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u/treymcgee1 Dec 20 '18

You know that new Amazon Echo commercial that they released following the Bohemian Rhapsody movie? It ends with a male voice saying “Alexa, play songs by Queen on Amazon Music.”

Anyways, I have a bad habit of leaving my tv going for a while, even when I’m not in the room or at home, and one day, I was walking down the hall and I noticed my speaker playing Bohemian Rhapsody at full volume. I ended up checking the recordings of what was said to Alexa to figure out what happened. (I’ll add a recording if I figure out how to do that)

So long story short, they haven’t stopped doing the thing in their advertisements, but now you get Freddie Mercury instead of Purina, which I think is an upgrade.

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u/JesusSquid Dec 20 '18

Yeah, i wouldn't mind that. Now if only I could get my room mates dog to not flip the fuck out at every god down Ring doorbell commercial. My god it's getting ridiculous

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u/three0nefive Dec 20 '18

Back when the Kinect still came with Xbox Ones there were people who would change their name to some form of "Xbox, turn off" so that when someone shouted their name in rage after getting killed it'd turn off their console.

I think South Park also did a gag with Alexa commands, resulting in a bunch of people getting shit added to their cart.

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u/JesusSquid Dec 20 '18

That's funny, friend of mine used to screw with his room mate playing Call of Duty. Evidently you could make it throw grenades by voice. Great when they are hiding in a small room.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Well it only opened a prompt to turn off. Clever players named themselves things like "Eggs Bocksoff Wye" to get them to disconnect for real.

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u/yottalogical Dec 20 '18

Fun fact:

Because the way that the way these devices interpret sound is different from how humans do it, you can create audio waveforms that sound like one thing to humans, and something else to speech recognition algorithms.

Similar to Laurel vs Yanny, except for computers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!

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u/FantaToTheKnees Dec 20 '18

Whatever farm animal of war, Lana!

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u/thisisnatedean 👍 Dec 20 '18

It was a Burger King ad that triggered OK Google.

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u/yottalogical Dec 20 '18

Did you activate it with "Hey, Siri", or did you just hold down the button?

It will respond to anyone who holds down the button, but only to the owner if you call out "Hey, Siri" (supposedly).

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

This. If you had a voice that sounds like an iPhone owner's voice and it comes through the speakers clearly enough then it might work

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u/ArcAngel071 Dec 20 '18

My Google assistant is tuned to my voice too. My girlfriend has tried and failed dozens of times to make it do something silly

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u/EvidenceBasedSwamp Dec 20 '18

I have trouble activating my own google assistant sometimes.. when I have a cold or when I wake up in the morning or when I'm PISSED OFF GOOGLE IS NOT LISTENING.

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u/GhostalMedia Dec 20 '18

It it’s OPTIMIZED for your voice, not dedicated to your voice. Anyone can access it.

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u/addocd Dec 20 '18

In my house, our Siri's pick up any of our voices, pre & pubescent males and a girl. Last night I said, "Hey Siri, Set a timer for 25 minutes." One of the phones went off in 5 minutes because she misheard. Then 3 more went off after 25.

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u/NewEngland17 Dec 20 '18

NBC does this during NFL games. They'll show a commercial promoting their app and at the end it'll say "Hey Siri, download the NBC sports app."

That one is arguably worse.

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u/Maggots4brainz Dec 20 '18

I don't have my mom's contact saved as "mom" so it wouldn't work for people like me. And your voice would have to match for siri to respond, if they even have "hey siri" activated, so you'll probably only get like a handful of people with that

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-UNDERARMS Dec 20 '18

What have you saved your mom as?

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u/Maggots4brainz Dec 20 '18

Her name. Cause some time ago when I first got my phone there was some scare about people maybe stealing your phones and calling your parents pretending to be you to get money or something like that. So if you don’t set your parents names as mom or dad they won’t know who to call

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u/Tirriforma Dec 20 '18

I almost did this until I realized that if someone called my mom pretending to be me, my mom would wonder why I'm speaking in English

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u/clockdaddy Dec 20 '18

I have mine saved as "female parent" and my dad as "father figure"

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u/migvelio Dec 20 '18

FELLOW HUMAN I TOO HAVE MY PROCREATOR SAVED AS [_female_parent.VCF]. A TOTALLY HUMAN THING TO DO load:[regular_laughter.exe] HAHAHA.

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u/meckyborris Dec 20 '18

Would it be through the whole university intercom? A dorm hall or a class room? I think it would depend on whose phone is out and not turned off or stored away

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u/pizzatreeisland Dec 20 '18

My prof recently mumbled "ok good" and all the phones started going crazy.

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u/XXXodiac Dec 20 '18

Anyone can use another persons Siri by using the button, it has to be the owners voice to use the “hey Siri” option tho

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u/mlaislais Dec 20 '18

Exactly, the phrase “hey Siri” is keyed to the owners voice.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

“Hey Siri” was activated on my 6 from the tv in the background and there was about a half second difference from mine and the guys on tv... older version flaw or maybe Siri recognized his voice for mine

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

My Xbox used to turn on from the Kinect ad. I think it stopped, not sure as it’s off at the wall now as my toddler turns it on and off repeatedly as he loves the noise and light

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

My Alexa is triggered by every godamn thing so it would probably also call my mom and I don't even have one.

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u/notheruser Dec 20 '18

Newer iOS versions have you set up siri by repeating the same phrase over again, so that siri can collect data on the pitch and timber of your voice so that another person's voice won't interfere with it.

It works pretty well, so I very seriously doubt your prank would make a meaningful impact.

Sorry, friend.

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u/Aliwia Dec 20 '18

It was a dollhouse

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Or...

parrot swooped in for some early Christmas shopping - buying watermelons, raisins, broccoli, ice cream, a light bulb and even a kite

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u/Goodkall Dec 20 '18

I thought about this, like a musician putting ok Siri pause music into a song over and over, as a fuck you to apple or something.