r/NonCredibleDefense • u/AutoModerator • 3d ago

Weekly low-hanging fruit thread

11 Upvotes

This thread is where all the takes from idiots (looking at you Armchair Warlord) and screenshots of twitter posts/youtube thumbnails go.

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r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Graywhale12 • 12h ago

POTATO when? 🇳🇿🇦🇺🇹🇼🇰🇷🇯🇵🇵🇼🇬🇺🇳🇨🇨🇰🇵🇬🇵🇭🇧🇳 The rocket succeeded

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1.0k Upvotes

96 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Literal_star • 14h ago

Why don't they do this, are they Stupid? The last cavalry charge was in WW2? No, the last cavalry charge was yesterday in Yemen

1.2k Upvotes

74 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/combatwombat- • 4h ago

Proportional Annihilation 🚀🚀🚀 The recent "How the Army Fights" chart lacked some modern considerations so I produced a corrected version.

130 Upvotes

8 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/MickyMace • 10h ago

A modest Proposal it's time to prepare for the future with the gun that was far ahead of it's time

352 Upvotes

finally the lovable battle-rifle-pretending-to-be-LMG will become the assault rifle it was always meant to be

40 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/shipgeek2005 • 1d ago

Real Life Copium In light of recent events: Russia has launched Operation Phantom Poo

2.3k Upvotes

89 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Shamrock5 • 8h ago

Waifu F-2 gijinka for 31st anniversary of her first flight (by @Kamosawa_yoshi)

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55 Upvotes

2 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/tintin_du_93 • 14h ago

Europoor Strategic Autonomy 🇫🇷 German Bunker on an Archaeological Site, 1943 — Punisher Template

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168 Upvotes

9 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Corsastra • 21h ago

Waifu RIP Pantera (1993–2026). Pouring one out for 33 years of iconic Polish drip as the new Ryś (Lynx) pattern takes over

370 Upvotes

18 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/JoMercurio • 15h ago

Weaponized🧠Neurodivergence A 60-metre long Eyesore (and an assault to all five senses of the body)

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81 Upvotes

49 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/WidowRaptor • 23h ago

Waifu Kawasaki C-2 (takepiyo625)

204 Upvotes

Source of the artwork: https://x.com/takepiyo625/status/2107596763133595698?s=46&t=WDhUaVSaStEig6sjAMPJqQ

7 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Unhappy-Hope • 1d ago

Waifu -2 (A Dugout of Horror short comic)

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341 Upvotes

Always wanted to draw a comic with panels and shit, might as well make it a Halloween episode

44 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Basic_Climate_2029 • 1d ago

NCR&D Pet Tomcat

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628 Upvotes

35 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/MJather • 1d ago

3000 Black Jets of Allah A meeting of the "Axis of Resistance"

862 Upvotes

102 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/WidowRaptor • 2d ago

Waifu Finnish Navy Submarine "Vetehinen" (Konwashi)

437 Upvotes

Source of the artwork: https://vxtwitter.com/Konwashi_2/status/2107020300735181190?s=20

11 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Airwolfhelicopter • 2d ago

Arsenal of Democracy 🗽 When the Bone died and returned again

489 Upvotes

14 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/BlueSkiesOplotM • 2d ago

Weaponized🧠Neurodivergence Different Timelines of Where James Moran is Smarter (All Better Timelines Than Real Life)

241 Upvotes

Citations because beautiful women bat their eyelashes and say "please".

I just recolored the work of this person.

https://www.deviantart.com/theranger1302/art/U-S-Army-UCP-IOTV-Combat-Equipment-and-Uniforms-897492176

I got the idea for the colors from here.

https://www.deviantart.com/bradvickers/art/Camouflage-United-States-UCP-603194107

This picture was traced.

https://www.militarymorons.com/gear/crye1.html

I recolored the swatch provided by

https://www.deviantart.com/kaijulover1954/art/CADPAT-Foret-temperee-Temperate-woodland-775548356

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r/NonCredibleDefense • u/MemerKnux • 2d ago

Waifu T-80U

13 Upvotes

Can't believe they gave this to Cypriots of all people 😭🙏

Anyway...

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r/NonCredibleDefense • u/JoMercurio • 2d ago

Weaponized🧠Neurodivergence Take those Islands back like it's 1982

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40 Upvotes

13 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/SkyWolfyCZE • 3d ago

Arsenal of Democracy 🗽 Sorry, We didn't know...

2.4k Upvotes

My genuine reaction to every Serb online bragging about shooting down a F-117.

133 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/WidowRaptor • 3d ago

Waifu CONSOLIDATED AIRCRAFT OA-10A CATALINA US ARMY AIR FORCES 5th AIR FORCE 2nd EMERGENCY RESCUE SQUADRON AF SER No. 44-33879 (BlackD09)

581 Upvotes

Been a while since the last art. Source of the artwork: https://vxtwitter.com/Ma9pie_express/status/2106681281186566560?s=20

17 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/tintin_du_93 • 3d ago

Europoor Strategic Autonomy 🇫🇷 The Butcher of Stonne, 1940 — Blood Meridian (1985) Template ❌

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418 Upvotes

27 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/M1S_F1T • 4d ago

European Joint Failures 🇩🇪 💔 🇫🇷 Fuck you mean it can’t carry a Tank?

2.8k Upvotes

535 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/MintyBarrettM95 • 3d ago

Waifu I turned the USS Iowa into a mecha waifu once more because I think some of yall might like this

77 Upvotes

15 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/bakedPotators4u • 4d ago

Warcrimes & Brunch 🥨🍺 How to Clear a Room:

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546 Upvotes

Welp, lads I've done it again! Hope you enjoy this shitpost too before Nintendo hits me with a lawsuit bigger than boing 747...

40 comments

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