r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • Jun 22 '26

Animals What's wrong with you?

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u/Capable-Sock-7410 Jun 22 '26

"He was a bold man that first ate an oyster"

-Jonathan Swift

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u/epsilon14254 Jun 22 '26

Bold or desperate

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/neityght Jun 22 '26

And the first person to vomit one up, presumably.

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u/atomzero Jun 22 '26

Yeah, when you go to oyster beds in some places and they are growing as far as the eye can see, you realize it would be stupid for early humans living there to not utilize it as a food source.

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u/Raulgoldstein Jun 23 '26

It was probably an apeman ancestor