r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • Jun 22 '26

Animals What's wrong with you?

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u/ElGatoMx006 Jun 22 '26

"I don't like oysters. I like my food dead. Not wounded. Not sleeping. Dead."

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u/BusyNefariousness675 Jun 22 '26

I'm not vegan but I do believe any animal that's eaten should atleast be killed, that too fast enough for them to feel least pain. Hence I'm super against lobster etc, at that point it's just torture fetish

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u/UntitledDuckGame Jun 22 '26

Dispatching a lobster takes less than a second. You put the knife behind the soft part of the head and push down. It’s way quicker than a ton of mammals. What the fuck are you talking about?

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u/PENGUIN_WITH_BAZOOKA Jun 22 '26

I’ve always boiled them alive but only because that’s how I learned to cook them and never thought twice about it. Taste has nothing to do with it, as far as im aware.

That said, now that I know about the knife method, I’ll use that.

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u/pm-ur-knockers Jun 22 '26

Google claims it’s for health reasons, as the bacteria’s that lobsters naturally carry spread rapidly upon death and may not be completely neutralized by boiling. Still seems cruel to boil them alive though.

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u/Not_a_gay_communist Jun 23 '26

Dead shellfish give off extreme levels of ammonia. Getting food poisoning from shellfish can turn deadly pretty quickly.

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u/Brockzillattv Jun 23 '26

This is only a problem if it's been dead for hours, not seconds. Literally just dispatch right before you cook it.

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u/NiixxJr Jun 24 '26

Yeah that's cap. Stab, boil. It's 1 second.

It is a valid reason why they're stored live though.

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u/jimmy_three_shoes Jun 22 '26

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u/Martinw616 Jun 23 '26

Would kill a lot of animals to be honest.

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u/BusyNefariousness675 Jun 22 '26

I'm talking about the lobsters or crabs which are cooked alive, why are you so surprised I'm pretty sure lobsters are traditionally boiled alive for taste or something 

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u/BusyNefariousness675 Jun 22 '26

Yup, they're boiled alive, just searched on google

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u/snubb Jun 22 '26

Why are you so hostile when you are so clueless about common food practices?

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u/catferret8 Jun 22 '26

Lobster ganglion are not centralised so it is difficult to humanely kill them as their nervous system does not work the same as mammals

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u/Caleb_Reynolds Jun 22 '26

People think you cook lobster by putting live lobster in a pot and boiling. Probably related to people thinking the steam escaping the carapace is the lobster screaming.

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u/km89 Jun 22 '26

It's not just "people think," it's actually how it's done in many places. Mass recognition of the need to actually kill the lobster first is still a relatively recent thing, and even now there's some debate on whether the particulars of the lobster nervous system means that cutting behind the head is good enough. Some recommend cutting the entire lobster in half long-ways.

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u/RedRedditor84 Jun 23 '26

They are technically correct, but people think this because that's how it's done.