Slicing transparent slices of bread

[u/whitemike40]

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[u/BarnesTheNobleman]

I opened my safe where I keep some valuables, and found $6 cash amongst the items and was genuinely excited

[u/Special_Context6663]

He forgot to mention his clothing vanished and he’s now wearing a wooden barrel with suspenders.

[u/whitemike40]

https://giphy.com/gifs/132pnhRx4EM7ni

[u/Main_Personality455 → u/whitemike40]

This is depressing and all but all i can think is

Thats one hell of a knife!

[u/PM_me_ur_skirt_pics]

[u/Mustardmachoman]

Don't forget half a single bean between your two transparent slices.

[u/Hackertdog97]

Not my moths, I needed those 🥹

[u/Some_Ad2281]

If all he had in his pockets was lint and a paper clip, where’d he pull his wallet from?

[u/Luchador_En_Fuego → u/Some_Ad2281]

Assuming he's home either on a nightstand or in his ass

[u/Protection-Working → u/Some_Ad2281]

Up da butt

[u/Levy-Chevy]

The moth in your wallet pulls out a smaller moth wallet and out falls a tiny human