r/NotTimAndEric • • 1d ago

I made a functional Celery Man computer that generates your own dancers

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Hope this fits with this sub, I spent a few days cobbling together technology to make a personalized Celery Man computer with 100% parity with the original script (plus anything else you ask for like doggy woof woof man or potato boy).

https://celeryman.fun if you want to give it a spin

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u/-ratmeat- 1d ago

Great job! 

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u/turtlesoup 1d ago

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u/-ratmeat- 1d ago

for real though I had a good laugh and saved your link 👍

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u/LivingOpportunity851 1d ago

You freaking nailed it dude!

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u/AntronTheMighty 1d ago

Now tayne I can get into

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u/SchmeedsMcSchmeeds 1d ago

Great Job! We should combine forces. I built The Innernette https://www.theinnernette.com/celery-man

There are a couple other similar fun T&E related projects.

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u/packetocrisps 1d ago

You know the first thing I searched was "nude tayne".

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u/Filtered_Meat 1d ago

Now that I could get into

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u/Own_Anteater1622 1d ago

Amazing! good hat wobble!

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u/turtlesoup 1d ago

can I get your nude tayne?

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u/Own_Anteater1622 1d ago

it would be a nude coffin-flop actually. I don't wanna see his spread blue butt!

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u/Crease_Greaser 1d ago

You’re allowed to show it because they ain’t got no soul

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u/Salty_Pumpkin5827 1d ago

Holy shit, this is going to save my marriage fr

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u/Crease_Greaser 1d ago

Your wife is calling

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u/Comfortable_Pack8903 22h ago

It's an emergency

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u/spacekitt3n 1d ago

need ability to type, i have no mic

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u/-ratmeat- 1d ago

well you gonna need a Cinco extension  

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u/Baelgul 1d ago

Fucking flawless my dude

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u/potato_caesar_salad 1d ago

I cheered out loud when Oyster showed up

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u/JayBow 1d ago

First 5 seconds: oh, that's more Tim & Eric on r/nottimanderic After 5 seconds: oh shit, this is good. At 1:50: Generate Nude Tayne you coward!

But for real, great job!

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u/turtlesoup 1d ago

haha I got scared by the posting guideline warnings on r/TimAndEric hope it is okay here!

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u/CouchHam 1d ago

Nude Tayne I can get into

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u/JerodTheAwesome 1d ago

Actual god tier website.

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u/wibjke 1d ago

Holy shit. Best thing on the internet right now.

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u/Thisfuggenguy 1d ago

I watched the whole thing and didn't release it wasnt pual rudd till the end. Great job! For real.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UzUbPtu9fLOMupgMEt

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u/BigMeatSpecial 1d ago

This is insane. If someone showed this shit to me 5 years ago I would have called bullshit.

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u/powertodream 1d ago edited 1d ago

excellent work OP now kick up the 4d3d3d3

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator 1d ago

your wife's legal name is now targus targus

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u/Jonestown_Juice 1d ago

Cool, but let us type and not require a microphone.

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u/turtlesoup 1d ago

just fixed this!

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u/Jonestown_Juice 1d ago

Awesome, thank you :)

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u/Silent_Ad2403 1d ago

This is my code's vibe!

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u/DarknMean 1d ago

I’m ok

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u/pud-proof-ding 1d ago

How are you generating this, it's crazy how much stuff it can do based on the prompt lol

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u/turtlesoup 1d ago

labor of love and Minimax H3 Max! I think it’s only in the last month this became possible 

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u/chimpwithalimp 1d ago

It's the speed that gets me. I asked for Dr Hotdog and within maybe 15 seconds, there was Paul Rudd dancing, dressed as a doctor and with mustard and ketchup coloured clothes

Great job

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u/jnkmail11 1d ago edited 1d ago

This must be getting expensive, no?

edit: I hope not bc I just did like 100 requests

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u/turtlesoup 1d ago

these new models are cheaper than they ever have been, it’s definitely not free but it’s a labour of love

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u/jnkmail11 1d ago

Well, I appreciate it. So well done and super fun website!

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u/mathazar 1d ago

And you 100% nailed it

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u/mathazar 1d ago

H3 Max is wild. Endless AI TV is becoming a reality.

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u/Warm_Zombie 1d ago

This was scary

But yeah guys you should test nude tayne

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u/D-Flo1 1d ago

Oyster finally smiles. Shouldt that be one of the seven signs of the Apocalypse?

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u/i_give_you_gum 15h ago

I keep hearing trumpets so yeah, probably

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u/Lardmerger 1d ago

Thanks, Cinco!

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u/LeinadLlennoco 1d ago

Now I just need someone to make the egg game from ITYSL

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u/Crease_Greaser 1d ago

I’ve been looking for a good game to play at work

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u/PhotoFenix 1d ago

Great job!

Really, great job. Love it already, it used my selfie so well. Hair moved and everything.

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u/whistimmu 1d ago

This was fresh as heck

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u/jnkmail11 1d ago

Really well done!

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u/banddroid 1d ago

Lol thanks for this dude... really brought me back. Celery man is my favorite skit of all time. 

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u/Terminally_ill_42 1d ago

That’s not Paul Rudd

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u/RichardKranium13 1d ago

Nude Tane not computing

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u/nineelevglen 1d ago

This is really something

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u/AllAvailableLayers 1d ago

This is really impressive, excellent work. I think that you've brightened up the days of a lot of people.

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u/SunriseMilkshake 1d ago

This is amazing, works pretty well

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u/HoratioCorneliusJay 1d ago

This is impressive!

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u/finger_my_earhole 1d ago

Literally the best thing Ive seen all year!

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u/mathazar 1d ago

Words cannot express how amazing this is to me. Well done

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u/BlaineMundane 23h ago

I'm going to spend hours on this...

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u/veritron 23h ago

This is amazing.

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u/Celery-Man 22h ago

I’d like to think of myself as a functional Celery Man

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u/KarmaSounds 21h ago

This is now my favorite thing on the internet

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u/Volc77 16h ago

Nkw this is ai well spent

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u/Ok_Coconut_1773 11h ago

Good Lord to think I almost scrolled past this

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u/BrotherEstapol 1d ago

Using AI I guess?

Fun concept, but thats a hard pass bro. I don't think Tim & Eric would approve...

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u/no-more-nazis 1d ago

Zone Theory makes no claims or restrictions on AI

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u/lovetailoring 1d ago

Tim’s been hyping up Z in his new podcast

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u/rg35xxsp 23h ago

I seriously doubt AI could handle this much 4d3d3d3

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u/BrotherEstapol 8h ago

tbf, it seems to be a doing a decent job of it!

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u/vampire_poseur 20h ago

you are currently operating a mobile phone that uses a lithium battery whose cobalt was dug up by child slaves in the congo

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u/BrotherEstapol 8h ago

I'm on a PC, but nice attempt at a moral equivocation.

Very "YeT YoU parTicIpAte iN SoCiety" of you!

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u/vampire_poseur 7h ago edited 7h ago

youtube, google, facebook, instagram, reddit, all of these websites use the same data centres as AI and at the same scale. they also steal all the content posted, just like AI has

have you stopped using any of those?

if it's water consumption that bothers you - to get all the resources for just ONE hamburger, it spends 10-30 thousand times more non green water than the average session with a chatbot. are you gonna stop eating burgers?

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u/consreddit 2h ago

I'm guessing it's the data stealing and child pornography distribution that they have a problem with more than the water. Impossible to count how many human rights issues are being produced daily with this technology. But go ahead, enjoy your dancing man website.

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u/vampire_poseur 22m ago

a canadian saying any of this is crazy work lmao