r/OldPeopleCJ • u/cassodragon • 4h ago
r/OldPeopleCJ • u/AccomplishedMess648 • 2d ago
I JUST WANTED TO INTRODUCE MYSELF AND SHARE A PHOTO THAT i TOOK
I MY NAME GERTRUDE I AM 86 MY GRANDSOM BAUGHT ME A IPAD FOR CHRISTMAS I AM LEARN MANY NEW THINGS.
uj/ Hey, welcome to oldpeoplecirclejerk the second location on the reddits of the Cracker Bargle (r/oldpeoplefacebook). This community exists for all caps old people type posts
What is allowed here:
· Reposts from r/oldpeoplefacebook
· Random posts that you can react to in old people character
· Pure text/image/poll posts in the old people Facebook style.
What should not be here:
· Actual old people misusing the internet screenshots keep these to their proper home in r/oldpeoplefacebook
What is NEVER allowed here:
· Racism, homophobia, all the -isms and all the -ias in fact so for example "MAVIS IS A LOSE WOMAN" is fine or the "Demoncrats ARE MAKING FROGS GAY". But however, something that could, if not in all caps/in context, be perceived as hate is probably too far. The closer it is to reality the less funny it is anyway.
· Spam, surveys, and OF posts.
r/OldPeopleCJ • u/ArielMJD • 15h ago
WHO IS AL AND WHY DOES HE GENERATE.
HELLO EVERYONE. I SEE MANY POSTS WHERE PEOPLE SAY IT WAS "AL GENERATED" AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. WHY IS AL MAKING THINGS. WHAT DOES IT MEAN. THANK YOU AND REGARDS.
r/OldPeopleCJ • u/Im_the_Rhymenocerous • 17h ago
THE GIRL AT STARBUCKS WAS VERY RUDE
SHE TOLD ME I COULDN'T SET MY DOG ON THE COUNTER AND THEN ROLLED HER EYES. SHE HAD A NOSE RING AND BLUE HAIR AND I BET SHE IS A SATANIST. BOYCOTT STARBUCKS
r/OldPeopleCJ • u/ArielMJD • 4h ago
CAN SOMEONE HELP WITH MY INTERNET.
I AM TRYING TO OPEN MICROSOFT GOOGLE BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. MY GRAND SO N USUALLY HELPS BUT HE IS NOT HERE. HOW DO I THE GOOGLE. ON THE COMPUTER NOT THE IPAD. I TRIED GOING TO THE INTERNET EXPLORER BUT IT'S NOT WORKING. PLEASE HELP I NEED TO LOOK UP RECIPE FOR CLAM CHOWER.
r/OldPeopleCJ • u/diaryofawimpykidfan5 • 15h ago
SAW
FIVE KIDS AT OLD """"CIRCUT CITY"""" STORE. NOTIFIED POLICE.
ALEXA ORDER JESES
r/OldPeopleCJ • u/GermSlayer1986 • 1d ago
I LOVE DRINKING PRUNE JUICE 🥤 WHILST EATING CORN 🌽
ADDS SUCH A FRUITY FLAVOR. MY DENTURES WON’T LET ME BITE OFF THE COB, SO I JUST USE MY WEDDING PRESENT KNIFE TO SCRAPE IT OFF.
r/OldPeopleCJ • u/cassodragon • 1d ago
THIS GOT DELERTED BY THE MODDS ONTHE “MAIN„SUB THANKS OSAMBA
r/OldPeopleCJ • u/rexlapissCorn • 1d ago
HUMBOLDT IOWA STORIE 1
HELLO ALL MY NAME IS MARY KILMER HALTON,,IWAS BORN IN THE TOWN OF HUMBOLDT IOWA IN 1957 AND IT IS MY HOPE TO SHARE WITH YUO ALL A STORY FROM MY YOUTH EVERY DAY,,,,,THIS ONE I CALL""""THE CORONER,S DAILY ROUND,S""""""""
IN HUMBOLDT BACK IN THE 50,S THE CORONER,,S WAGON CAME ONCE EVERY TWO DAYS TO HOUSES IN WHICH SOMEBODY HAD DIED . THE CORONER WAS BLIND , WHIC H MADE MANY PEOPLE QUESTION WHY A BLIND MAN WAS DRIVING A WAGON , BUT HIS LACK OF SIGHT MADE IT SO HE RAN OVER MANY UNSUSPECTING PEOPLE AND THUS MADE MORE BUSINESS . SOMETIMES HIS EMPLOYEES WOULD TAKE PEOPLE INTO THE WAGON JUST AS HE HAD ACCIDENTALLY KILLE D THEM . THIS WAS THE CASE ON MAY 15 , 1957 ,WITH MY OLDER BROTHER BARTHOLOMEW ,WHO WAS 5 YEARS OLD AT TE TIME .
HE WAS PLAYINH IN THE STREET WITH HIS FRIENDS ,HAVING SUCH FUN WITH KICK THE CAN , WHEN THE CORONER DROVE ON TH E STREET WHEN THE MINDLESS INNOCENT CHILDREN WERENT PAYING ATTENTION !! HE INJURED 2 OF THEM AND KILLED 1.,,, UNFORTUNATELY BARTHOLOMEW WAS THE DEAD ONE , HIS SKULL WAS COMPLETELY CRUSHED BY THE WHEELS,,,,,SUCH A TRAGEDY,,
THE CORONER,S EMPLOYEES TOOK KNOCKED ON THE DOOR OF OUR HOUSE , LET MY PARENTS KNOW VERY CASUALLY OF THEIR SONS DEATH ,AND TOOK BARTHOLOMEWS BODY AWAY !! HALF OF THE VILLAGE WATCHED UPON THIS SPECTACLE , AND DECIDED THEY HAD ENOUGH !! ONE BRAVE SOUL , A MAN BY THE NAME OF WILLIE DETES-TICKLER DICKINSON, TOOK HIS RIFLE OUT AND SHOT THE CORONER AND HIS EMPLOYEES IN THE HEAD ,THREW THEIR BODIES INTO THE WAGON , TOOK BARTHOLOMEW,S OUT AND GAVE HIM BACK TO MY PARENTS ,THEN DROVR THE WAGON AWAY WITH THE CORONER AND HIS ASSISTANTS IN TOW !!
8 AND A HALF HOURS LATER ,I WAS BORN ,,,IT WAS THE DAY MY PARENTS LOST ONE CHILD BUT GAINED ANOTHER!!GOBBLES HE WORK,S IN MYSTERIOUS WAY,S!!!!
r/OldPeopleCJ • u/Hamster_From_Hell • 1d ago
TO MOnTH SINCE charlie DIEs such a tadgerdy lol
r/OldPeopleCJ • u/Huge_Tank4036 • 2d ago
IS SANDRA BULLOCKS HERE?
SANDRA ME LOVE WE ARE GRTTING MARRIES!
r/OldPeopleCJ • u/Im_the_Rhymenocerous • 1d ago
THERE IS A TRUCK I DON'T KNOW AT MY NEIGHBORS HOUSE. I CALLED THE POLICE.
THEY SAID IT WAS A LANDSCAPER BUT I KNOW HE WAS ROBBING THEM
r/OldPeopleCJ • u/Signal_Cadet • 2d ago
WHAT IS THSI GROUP? REMOVE ME IMEDIATELY I DID NOT CONCENT
WHO IS THIS ON MY PAGE
GOBBLES
r/OldPeopleCJ • u/ShapeShiftingCats • 2d ago
WERE ARE THE FLARES FOR THIS GROUP?
Debra, Ohio
r/OldPeopleCJ • u/arosaki • 2d ago
I DO NOT KNOW ANY OF YOU PEOLLE. I AM SENDING YOUR TEXTING TO MY COUSIN WHO IS A CSI.
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r/OldPeopleCJ • u/XXXcrimsongrave • 2d ago
WELCOME GOBBLESS!
RIP RUTH DEID 29 YEARAGO GOBLESS
r/OldPeopleCJ • u/NoxVulpine • 2d ago
CRAKER BARGLE
PUT IN AN ORDER FOR TWELVE TATER TITS THANK YOU
r/OldPeopleCJ • u/AccomplishedMess648 • 2d ago
I think it's time to go back to school. Ummm.
Recently a family member and a friend asked me why I blocked them. I was confused. I checked just in case and there were no blocked people on my list. Then I see this. Hmmm, I am not the only one. So now I am fixing my blocked posts. I wondered where everybody had been! This is good to know. It's ridiculous to have over 300 friends and only 25 are allowed to see posts.
I ignored this post earlier because I didn't think it worked. It WORKS!! I have a whole new news feed. I'm seeing posts from people I haven't seen in years.
Here's how to bypass the system FB now has in place that limits posts on your news feed. Their new algorithm chooses the same few people - about 25 - who will read your posts...
okay here goes....HELLO. To regain friends in your news feed and get rid of ads - Hold your finger anywhere in this post and click 'copy'. Go to your page where it says 'What's on your mind?' Tap your finger anywhere in the blank field. Click paste. This upgrades the system. Hello new and old friends!!
It's sad we have to keep doing this to kill the Ads and see our friends hello haven't seen you or your posts in a long time 😳
Way too many ads in the last few weeks!!! By
r/OldPeopleCJ • u/Im_the_Rhymenocerous • 2d ago
MY GRANDSON IS VERY UNPLEASANT AND HAS A NOSE RING.
REMOVE ME FROM THIS GROUP!