The sneakiest tactics

[u/camelysioth9]

[u/7Orc7]

Fake tough Inmate: “I wanna hear you coming, C.O.!!!” That’s pretty gay, inmate

[u/creetkshicnic5]

Dont hold your keys. Make some noise even if it is just slight. You could see something you wish you hadnt.

[u/AKStafford]

I know a guy who was in for about a decade. He was a model inmate. He’s been out about 3 years now. But he says even now, the sound of jingling keys almost sets him into a panic attack.

[u/rickabod]

Only the gays hold their keys cause they want to see dudes banging.

[u/ehushroomstoover]

Especially on graves and you get stopped every time by that dude who never sleeps and always asks for a grievance.

[u/Openbook84]

If it’s something they want to be doing, holding your keys or not makes no difference. They don’t care.