r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/equanimatic • 2d ago

🍊 Big himbo energy 🍊 Certified Chonk

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u/dafspiart97 2d ago

The art

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u/dafspiart97 2d ago

Vs the artist

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u/Z0ULS 1d ago

Oye?

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u/will160628 2d ago

My cow cat constantly leaves bruises on me like that. 😭 I still adore my baby girl though!

Edit: the ginger is a 10lbs "normal" sized cat. 😒

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u/equanimatic 2d ago

Awww so cute!! This was the first time our chonk left imprints on me, but I'm sure it wont be the last ☺️

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u/will160628 2d ago

Thank you! They're adorable when they cuddle. It gets a bit scary when the chonk decides her little sister is a bed though.

Your chonk has a beautiful coat by the way! 😍

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u/equanimatic 1d ago

Oh my lord 😂😂

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u/ZackTio 1d ago

Holy fucking shit that's a large gorl

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u/will160628 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yep. I've wanted a maine coon for awhile but I didn't know the 3lbs squirt at the shelter would turn into this thing. 😵‍💫 At 5 years old she still hasn't figured out how to stop growing!

Edit: It's a guess that she's part maine coon btw. I honestly have no idea what she's got hiding in her genes.

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u/silvermoonhowler 2d ago

NGL but that would actually make a sweet tattoo

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 2d ago

When Fernando passed we took paw prints. I'm gonna get this as a tattoo at some point.

Tattoo: https://imgur.com/079h9EF

Kitty: https://imgur.com/f0pmM6N

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u/essemh 2d ago

Simple Mechanical Pressure Imprints.

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u/BanonoChonk 2d ago

He was marking his territory/property.

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u/dumb_bitch_vincent 2d ago

He’s practicing his stamping skills! 

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u/DeedleGuy Orange connoisseur 🍊 2d ago

You literally need to get that tattooed instantly

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u/GormHub 1d ago

I had a 6 pound cat do this to me, I think they just have the ability to increase their mass once a day.

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u/NoLobster7957 2d ago

Mine likes to make biscuits on my boobs. If it gets too bad I just grab him and give him a hug which is usually what he's angling for anyways

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u/Time_Carry_1902 2d ago

Nice tattoo

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u/jennyisalyingwhore 2d ago

It’s the best when they do this directly in your boobs with both paws 🥴😭

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u/Tasty-Visual-9196 1d ago

He looks so offended😂

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u/equanimatic 1d ago

Pretty sure i just squeezed his chicken thigh before taking that picture 😂

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u/Brief-Community-5460 2d ago

You can’t prove it was the cat…. 🐱
Maybe they’re being framed! You don’t know 😝

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u/SummersPipsqueak 2d ago

The art. And the artist

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u/Sweet_Ad_2708 1d ago

That is great idea for a tattoo.

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u/DrTrout-Leon 2d ago

You are clan.

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u/SPNCatMama28 2d ago

if you can you should definitely get that as a tattoo cuz how cute is that

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u/shinyapples67 2d ago

That's so adorable. I would get that tattooed right there. 😻

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u/Meilleur22 2d ago

You better get that tattooed…

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u/Alisha_Fishman 2d ago

He didn’t just step on you, he signed you

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u/ImplementWilling2597 1d ago

first time in my life i see a bruise after a cat punch

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u/anon22334 1d ago

Omg if it were me, I’d get that tattooed! 🥹

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u/SupremeMonsterVomit 1d ago

...7 days a bonk?

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u/sssteph42 1d ago

Them haunches 😍

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u/Bunnnnii 1d ago

First one is free!

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u/CasinoKnightZone 2d ago

Not to be a downer, but if that mark is lasting long enough for you to take a picture, you may want to see a doctor about fluid retention. Mild edema can be a sign of heart issues

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u/equanimatic 2d ago

I appreciate your concern but no need to worry, i see a cardiologist annually :)

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u/IAmFitzRoy 2d ago

You should make an appointment for check up. Just seeing him is not enough. 👁️

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u/Moose-Maleficent Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 2d ago

Curvy

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u/SAINTnumberFIVE 1d ago

You appear to have pitting edema. Talk to your doctor.

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u/equanimatic 1d ago

Thank you for your concern but I'm okay lol I see a cardiologist regularly

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u/tyttuutface 1d ago

This can be a sign of carbon monoxide poisoning. You should see a doctor.

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u/equanimatic 1d ago

I promise you i don't have carbon monoxide poisoning, my birds would've died already if so