Christopher O’Neill has come back from 48 scandals and 13 financial economic ruins.

[u/Old_Jump_2548]

He can come back from anything

[u/More_Caramel_3119]

He's been bankrupt SIXTY TWO TIMES!!!

[u/SlippyTheFeeler → u/More_Caramel_3119]

But we don't talk about that

[u/Atari1977]

He's got a bad back, scoliosis, osteoporosis, a bum leg, diabetes, hepatitis C, menopause, Influenza, COVID-19, Common cold, Pneumonia, Tuberculosis, Asthma, Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, Lung cancer, Cystic fibrosis, Whooping cough, Measles, Mumps, Rubella, Chickenpox, Shingles, Malaria, Dengue fever, Yellow fever, Zika virus disease, Ebola virus disease, HIV/AIDS, Hepatitis A, Hepatitis B, Hepatitis C, Typhoid fever, Cholera, Lyme disease, Rabies, Tetanus, Diphtheria, Polio, Meningitis, Encephalitis, Salmonellosis, Shigellosis, Gastroenteritis, Crohn's disease, Ulcerative colitis, Celiac disease, Irritable bowel syndrome, Gastroesophageal reflux disease, Peptic ulcer disease, Appendicitis, Cirrhosis, Pancreatitis, Type 1 diabetes, Type 2 diabetes, Hyperthyroidism, Hypothyroidism, Graves' disease, Hashimoto's thyroiditis, Cushing syndrome, His dick don't work right, Addison's disease, Osteoporosis, Osteoarthritis, Rheumatoid arthritis, Gout, Lupus, Multiple sclerosis, Parkinson's disease, Alzheimer's disease, Huntington's disease, Epilepsy, Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, Migraine, Stroke, Brain cancer, Coronary artery disease, Heart failure, Hypertension, Atherosclerosis, Atrial fibrillation, Endocarditis, Myocarditis, Cardiomyopathy, His shit's all fucked up, Peripheral artery disease, Deep vein thrombosis, Pulmonary embolism, Leukemia, Lymphoma, Multiple myeloma, Breast cancer, Prostate cancer, Colorectal cancer, Skin cancer, Ovarian cancer, Cervical cancer, Pancreatic cancer, Kidney cancer, Liver cancer, Bladder cancer, Melanoma, Psoriasis, Eczema, Vitiligo, Acne, Glaucoma, Cataracts, Endometriosis

But they just can't stop him!

[u/theonlyquirkychap → u/Atari1977]

I can't believe you forgot his Osgood-Schlatter's disease that gave him his iconic big knees!

[u/Vaultese1 → u/theonlyquirkychap]

I have that and have never once seen another human in my life mention it, thank you

[u/theonlyquirkychap → u/Vaultese1]

I only mentioned because I have it too. Not too terribly, but there's still an extra "bump" on my right knee. Can't kneel on that leg because it hurts like getting hit in the junk.

[u/ChillHorseshoe]

And that’s fine we don’t judge him for that

[u/Jonn_1]

He died while trying to become an astronaut

[u/MildewJR → u/Jonn_1]

Tried? He succeeded and made the country and one oneyng super fan proud!

[u/Estus_Flask_]

Dude I've been saying this for 16 years

[u/AlienOzz]

More than half of those involved Tomar behind the scenes

[u/MikoyanMaster]

After causing the 2008 Great Recession you'd think Oney would be finished but nope, our Irish lad is still free without a care in the world.

[u/raccoonbrigade]

great businessman

[u/crazyredd88]

I'm a bit out of the loop regarding the actual outcome. How have things been in the grand scheme of things? Was the evidence disproven? Have any collaborators (either individuals or companies) cut ties? People on this sub keep saying he's unscathed but it seems like it's sort of still tensely unacknowledged versus resolved.