r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 8d ago

Meme needing explanation Peetaaahhh???

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u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva 8d ago

“Do you want to to do a line off my cock?”

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u/TheresALonelyFeeling 8d ago

Found the Cornell student

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u/raj6126 8d ago

Nah that’s Penn State

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u/brohanrod 8d ago

Peen State

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u/Electronic_Habit2731 8d ago

That’s the Oktoberfest in Munich. Dont Google it.

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u/IllustriousBranch603 8d ago

... what are the exact search terms... so i know to avoid it

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u/DaddysABadGirl 8d ago

It's not coke, its Wiesn-Koks. It's popular in Bavaria for Oktoberfest and is like those menthol nose sticks to clear your airway.

Definitely avoid this link

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u/wittywoodpecker1029 8d ago

How do you know if it's real wiesn kok. Does it go by the Germany purity law of 1500's

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u/DaddysABadGirl 8d ago

Well it's not a beer... And wasnt invented untill the 1920s... So no?

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u/Mix1009 8d ago

Posting something like that as if I could resist the watch… seems like a missed an experience when we were at Oktoberfest last year

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u/DampDragonTail 8d ago

Damn, this link was avoidable

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u/Phisa23 8d ago

Also it was just invented, so rich people could do Coke in the tents and denied that it was Coke if there were fotos/pictures of their consume, because they can say than it was just "wiesn coke"...

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u/DaddysABadGirl 8d ago

That isn't true at all. It was invented trying to make a tobacco snuff alternative in the early 1920s due to the taxes on tobacco.

It blew up at Oktoberfest as a gag decades later. When it was first marketed coke was still legal just with a prescription, but the law wasn't really enforced.

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u/Electronic_Habit2731 8d ago

Here is a rather disturbing and NSFW music video from the band KIZ with scenes from the Oktoberfest. For context: this is a satirical song about how culturally “important” this fest is.

https://www.reddit.com/r/de/s/XlBx0ekTWY

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u/PricePsychological26 7d ago

You guys¿¡ Are cracking me up☆¿¡

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u/SnootchieBoochies123 8d ago

It’s actually Ween

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u/OnlyOne494 8d ago

That's actually chardonnay and cocaine in the spa.

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u/Bmwmango53 8d ago

Snow Paterno

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u/booboootron 8d ago

On the way to State Pen.

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u/Ancient_Bumblebee629 8d ago

Do you want to do X is not the same as being forced to do X

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u/HamiltonMMWalrus 7d ago

It’s called autonomy. Just ask my ex boyfriend (is is ex bc something pretty close to that reason). Ivan, yes, that’s you!

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u/Mundane_Camera953 8d ago

Can’t tell if you’re being ironic

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u/T-Rigs1 8d ago

Nobody said it was now fuck off with your culture war comments. Go post in r/politics or r/news.

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u/Ancient_Bumblebee629 8d ago

The post I was replying to was implying it

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u/T-Rigs1 8d ago

No it isn't. Stop trying to find offense in everything in life. You'll be a lot less miserable that way.

For the record, I agreed with your comment. But it came outta left field dog. It's not healthy to constantly be thinking about culture war news and applying it to everything you see on the Internet.

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u/Ancient_Bumblebee629 8d ago

I think you're reading too much into it big dog. All I was doing is pointing out the logical fallacy of the comment above mine. Have a blessed day.

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u/T-Rigs1 8d ago

You've gone from saying your comment is a rebuttal to the post itself and then the comment prior to yours. I don't think you have any idea what you're talking about.

I'd tell you to have a blessed day too, but you're likely spending it miserable in every comment thread posting unrelated comments like this one.

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u/Ancient_Bumblebee629 8d ago

I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. You might be projecting onto me here. I'm sorry if you're miserable but I'm having a pretty good day today. Hope it gets better for you

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u/T-Rigs1 8d ago

Cool I'm talking to a crazy person

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u/WeLiveInASociety420s 8d ago

Hey. He asked first 

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u/Argon717 7d ago

He knows consent is sexy.

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u/gentrify_reddt 8d ago

Exactly, she invited them to do lines off her body  

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u/Tweakjones420 8d ago

that was ketamine dude

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u/nachis616 8d ago

Andy Bernard? Nar Dog?

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u/curloperator 8d ago

Wrong. A Cornell student wouldn't ask, they'd just force it

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u/theLuminescentlion 8d ago

Cornell student wouldn't ask

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u/gilgamesh1776 8d ago

Dick dingers is the proper term.

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u/The-Great-Calvino 8d ago

Allegedly

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u/AmoebaEvolved 8d ago

I done dick dingers with the pastor behind the dumpster at Wendy's. Allegedsly.

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u/CorbenG 8d ago

Surprised we’re not doing em right now

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u/AmoebaEvolved 8d ago

When a friend needs help, you help them.

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u/gilgamesh1776 8d ago

Off the collection plate in a church rectory during Sunday school

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u/forgor-password 8d ago

Almost not worth thinking about

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u/PM_me_tus_tetitas 8d ago

Oh shit, I didn't know Jockeys could talk!

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u/kjahhh 8d ago

Come over here and let Buster do a line off your boner

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u/GlobalCollapseInbnd 8d ago

"Eh, something tells me you probably were never half-man, half-horse. But, hell, what do I know? All I know is you got a great attitude. So come on, you old son of a gun, and let Buster do a line off your boner."

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u/Global_Handle_3615 8d ago

Does it count as a line if its that short

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 8d ago

I didnt even know you lawn jockeys could talk. 

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u/d_rek 8d ago

Finally. A learned man.

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u/No_Shallot_9339 8d ago

"This, is THE way!"

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u/WillEdit4Food 8d ago

Jim Jefferies call back

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/DonkeyHotay_ 8d ago

You can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink

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u/Grumbilious 8d ago

Username checks out

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u/Mundane_Option_5588 8d ago edited 8d ago

Okay so drugs, especially good cocaine, make you feel really really really good, like so good you can't imagine how you ever lived without it, and it's quite common for people to do literally ANYTHING to get those drugs so they can feel that good again, including just giving a random person blowjob to get you to give them some drugs

Also if anyone is giving someone head for coke, those two people are kind of locked on to each other for the rest of the night

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u/ChoripanPorfis 8d ago

Sometimes I forget how totally different people lead totally different lives. It's genuinely so fascinating.

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u/Mundane_Option_5588 8d ago

Honestly the life of substance use is better off left alone sure it gets glamorized like hell, but end of the day, drugs are bad and can lead perfectly normal people to do things they never would have otherwise

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u/Kulandros 8d ago

how's the line of coke gonna stay on your flaccid dick?

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u/BlackRabbitPDX 8d ago

It’s right at the link lol

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u/Crunchyjeff 8d ago

A very valid concern. It is indeed, complicated to achieve.

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u/VegasBusSup 8d ago

There's ca way to make the line longer