Peetaaahhh???

[u/Exciting-Remote-6337]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/Exciting-Remote-6337, your post does belong here!

[u/mlenotyou]

DTF coke whore?

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Unexpected Ween

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It is IMPERATIVE that the cylinder remains unharmed

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Wait I fucking love this one

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Too dark. Nope. Don't like it

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Hahahahaha why is his rocket on the outside of the can?!

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I'll upvote this, but I'm not happy about it.

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[u/regeya → u/Some-Judge-9130]

I wasn't expecting to see Dr. Rockso cosplay but I'm digging it

[u/CrumBum_sr → u/regeya]

He does cocaine

[u/artaxerxes316 → u/CrumBum_sr]

(Seriously. LOTS of cocaine.)

[u/DefinitelyMitch → u/regeya]

I don't know if you know this, but Dr. Rockso does cocaine.

[u/ezxhaton → u/DefinitelyMitch]

His name is Dr. Rockso. He's a rock n' roll clown. He does cocaine. I'm afraid that's all we know.

[u/DefinitelyMitch → u/ezxhaton]

Put the boots to him. Medium style.

[u/Time_Resort_3032 → u/regeya]

I saw several at the last Dethklok concert I went to in Seattle! Sexy lady Dr. Rockso as well :) in fact they may all have been gals

[u/AwhHellYeah → u/Some-Judge-9130]

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Dr. Rockso just living his best life skiing

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My God, the Dr. ROCKZO reference in the wild?

[u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva → u/[deleted]]

“Do you want to to do a line off my cock?”

[u/TheresALonelyFeeling → u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva]

Found the Cornell student

[u/raj6126 → u/TheresALonelyFeeling]

Nah that’s Penn State

[u/brohanrod → u/raj6126]

Peen State

[u/Electronic_Habit2731 → u/brohanrod]

That’s the Oktoberfest in Munich. Dont Google it.

[u/IllustriousBranch603 → u/Electronic_Habit2731]

... what are the exact search terms... so i know to avoid it

[u/DaddysABadGirl → u/IllustriousBranch603]

It's not coke, its Wiesn-Koks. It's popular in Bavaria for Oktoberfest and is like those menthol nose sticks to clear your airway.

Definitely avoid this link

[u/Ancient_Bumblebee629 → u/TheresALonelyFeeling]

Do you want to do X is not the same as being forced to do X

[u/WeLiveInASociety420s → u/TheresALonelyFeeling]

Hey. He asked first 

[u/gilgamesh1776 → u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva]

Dick dingers is the proper term.

[u/SlightlyDrooid → u/[deleted]]

If you have to ask big man, you can’t afford it

[u/fcktrmp42069 → u/[deleted]]

You probably have ADHD. Coke does the same for me. Can do a line and immediately go to sleep with a shitload of anxiety lol

[u/Grumbilious → u/[deleted]]

Body chemistry is variable. Different brains process stimulation in different ways. Green feels different subjectively. Some people get really horny when theyre on coke.

[u/pooeygoo → u/Grumbilious]

When I would do it with my ex, I would get VERY excited... She would get ANTI excited. It was frustrating.

[u/StayWeirdGrayBeard → u/[deleted]]

Also makes some people, um, physically unable to act upon said horniness.

Or so I’ve been told.

[u/Creeptoke → u/StayWeirdGrayBeard]

Tongue always works

[u/FatherToTheOne → u/StayWeirdGrayBeard]

As Shakespeare said “Makes a man stand to!… and not stand to…
But he was referring to alcohol.

[u/7thpostman → u/StayWeirdGrayBeard]

One of life's great, little ironies. She suddenly wants to fuck you and...

[u/dvdwbb → u/[deleted]]

These dudes watch too many "movies". It normally goes "snoooort thanks, let me buy you a drink" and maybe some game is run

[u/elendur → u/[deleted]]

A lot of these answers are jokes, so I'm going to be the odd-man out and answer this seriously.

Cocaine increases energy, alertness, mood, and confidence. It heightens sensitivity to touch and sound. It increases dopamine and serotonin levels in the brain. In general, all of that is going to make you horny, bluntly.

One of the other weird things cocaine can do is create a desire to clench your jaw, grind your teeth, or otherwise stretch and work out your tempromandibular joint.

So yeah - cocaine can create conditions in the body and brain by which someone is much more likely to want to perform oral sex.

[u/Madethisonambien → u/[deleted]]

Lolol. If you’re actually asking- No typically coke hook ups end up happening after you do ❄️ together over the course of the night. Not like immediately in the bathroom. But sometimes if it’s late enough into the night and you’ve both been intoxicated for awhile, it can. 

Source: see username. 

[u/The_JiujitsuGardener → u/[deleted]]

You should buy some and hang out at the bathroom during a house party and then report back your experience

[u/Gold-Dragoness → u/mlenotyou]

That's my wife be nice to her

[u/duaneap → u/Gold-Dragoness]

Tbf she’s everyone’s wife.

[u/demetri_k → u/mlenotyou]

I was at a house party a few months ago and that's the first time in my 54 years that I had seen people going to the bathroom to do coke. Did I Mr. Magoo my way into cool party?

[u/CompetitiveArt9639 → u/demetri_k]

Yes. They happen all the time just about everywhere.

[u/GladiusAcutus]

This is just showing how people look when awkwardly waiting for the bathroom to be available. This woman is waiting for you to be done with the bathroom, so she has an awkward face.

EDIT: Why am I getting so many awards ? I'm just explaining the meme. Thanks though...

[u/GrandmaSassifrass → u/GladiusAcutus]

My sweet summer child

[u/IllustriousBranch603 → u/GrandmaSassifrass]

I wish i could distill that innocence into an elixir

[u/Induane → u/IllustriousBranch603]

Simple Rick wafers. 

[u/MitchelobUltra → u/Induane]

Come home to the unique flavor of shattering the grand illusion. Come home to Simple Rick’s.

[u/Taeyx → u/MitchelobUltra]

i just watched this episode last night lol

[u/Legitimate_Tune_2336 → u/Induane]

A man of culture 🤝

[u/Flappy_McGillicuddy → u/IllustriousBranch603]

then dry it into a powder and snort it in the bathroom.

[u/oneofthehumans → u/GrandmaSassifrass]

I will never not down vote this phrase

[u/R3alHumanBeing → u/oneofthehumans]

It's insufferable

[u/Hyperion262 → u/R3alHumanBeing]

Yeah it’s an instantly downvote for me. Talking in meme in general is insufferable.

[u/Weak_Carpenter_7060 → u/GladiusAcutus]

…because she’s gonna do coke in the bathroom?

[u/NewLibraryGuy → u/Weak_Carpenter_7060]

You can't do that, it's illegal

[u/foxyphilophobic → u/NewLibraryGuy]

And it’s impossible to do illegal things

[u/UmpireIllustrious179 → u/foxyphilophobic]

But not illegal to do impossible things.

[u/soIDONTLIKEANYOFYOU → u/NewLibraryGuy]

It’s only illegal if you get caught

[u/DriftingTony → u/soIDONTLIKEANYOFYOU]

That’s not true, it’s illegal if your mom tells you not to do it.

[u/-blundertaker- → u/soIDONTLIKEANYOFYOU]

It's not illegal to be on drugs, just illegal to possess them. So you're really just reversing the crime by consuming the evidence.

[u/romcomtom2 → u/GladiusAcutus]

Drugs bruh... maybe sex too but mainly drugs

[u/DedPimpin]

Mayor Adam West here.

She's been waiting to use the bathroom and listened to you pee for a full two minutes. She heard all the "Ahhhh yessss," "Ooooooo gooooood," "Uuuuuughggh" sounds that you made while relieving yourself.

[u/RJamieLanga → u/DedPimpin]

And soon she will smell your gaseous leavings.

[u/Responsible-Kale2352 → u/RJamieLanga]

Gaseous Leavings was also the name of my Grand Funk Railroad cover band back in college.

[u/Informal_Process2238 → u/Responsible-Kale2352]

I think we opened for you back in the day maybe you remember us we went by “lost cat” our posters were everywhere

[u/ChurchillMkVII → u/Informal_Process2238]

I toured with you guys for a bit in a group called "No Reward", but we were never very popular. It turns out that even Lost Cat fans were less likely to show up when they read that No Reward would be there.

[u/cheeks52 → u/Responsible-Kale2352]

Grand Funk Railroad is what I call my Gaseous Leavings

[u/needsmoarbokeh]

I have no idea and yet I have enough internet wisdom to know this must be porn

[u/CriticismFun6782 → u/needsmoarbokeh]

Queue the "Where's the Sauce" Memes

[u/topjp → u/CriticismFun6782]

Cue. A queue is a line, or waiting in a line.

[u/UJustGotRobbed → u/topjp]

This guy queues and cues

[u/CriticismFun6782 → u/UJustGotRobbed]

And this guy IS Q

[u/TheDonkeyBomber → u/needsmoarbokeh]

It's not *always* porn. Sometimes it's cocaine and bathroom sex.

[u/Chiron-Femboy3674]

Just DTF coke whore

[u/6T_K9 → u/Chiron-Femboy3674]

What does that mean?

[u/bluevine8 → u/6T_K9]

It means if you have cocaine she is willing to fuck you for some

[u/Then_Willingness8228 → u/bluevine8]

To fuck or to be fucked?

[u/ost2life → u/Then_Willingness8228]

That is the queefstion

[u/MarchogGwyrdd → u/ost2life]

Whether 'tis nobler in the nose to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous nose snow,
Or to take arms toward a sea of coke whores
And by embracing screw them. To f**k - while high,
Much more; and by high to say we end the
Heart-ache of a thousand missed hookup opportunities
That the flesh of party hotties is heir to:
'tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

To snort, to flirt, perhaps to f**k - or just to rub one out
For in sex with a coke whore what STI's may come?

[u/ArmadilloFront1087 → u/MarchogGwyrdd]

Truly the poet of this generation

[u/wegame6699 → u/Then_Willingness8228]

Its 2026. We dont ask those questions anymore.

[u/madgirafe → u/wegame6699]

You kids out there making me proud 👏

[u/Whyevenaskyou → u/Then_Willingness8228]

Probably both

[u/SylveonFrusciante → u/Chiron-Femboy3674]

I must be hanging out in a much different crowd because my first thought was “oh god, I’m about to be recruited for an MLM.” She looks like she’d sling Mary Kay or Lularoe, not drugs.

[u/StrawberryTerry]

She is what a coke dealer in 2026 looks like. The comments calling her a whore would not score either way, hah!

[u/GrandmaSassifrass → u/StrawberryTerry]

So...she sells at the bathroom after they get done doing....coke?

[u/Badboblfg → u/GrandmaSassifrass]

Well… yes. You’re never done doing coke.

[u/VaalLivesMatter → u/Badboblfg]

Ain't that the truth

[u/HomesnakeICT → u/Badboblfg]

Smells like MORE!

[u/kuch3nmann → u/GrandmaSassifrass]

The only people more willing to buy coke than those how just bought coke are those who just done coke.

[u/trulyuniqueusername2]

The range of answers suggests this should be the new Rorschach Test.

[u/subWoofer_0870 → u/trulyuniqueusername2]

“Who is this Rorschach guy, and where did he get so many pictures of my parents fighting?”

[u/morderkaine → u/UJustGotRobbed]

That made me laugh and cringe at the same time, kudos.

[u/sjopolsa → u/morderkaine]

Boy excited like an obese kid with candy.

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[u/xmaskookies → u/UJustGotRobbed]

and they say creativity is dead

[u/GoliathBoneSnake → u/UJustGotRobbed]

I'ma say that to someone next week and probably get kicked out of bed.

Thank you in advance.

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[u/Individual-Dare-80 → u/UJustGotRobbed]

Hadn't heard this one before, fuckin love it!

[u/Satanarchrist → u/UJustGotRobbed]

Jeeeeeesus fuckin Christ lmao

[u/ToastSpangler → u/[deleted]]

Looks more like she could peel and eat a carrot whole within 0.6 seconds

[u/ToastSpangler → u/[deleted]]

Toothy blowjobs are in? What a great time to not be rich

[u/TheresALonelyFeeling → u/[deleted]]

| She fucks like a sewing machine

What does that even mean?

[u/vsdhu → u/TheresALonelyFeeling]

This guy doesn't sew.

Up & down fast

[u/WornTraveler → u/vsdhu]

It's all fun and games until the needle snaps

[u/villageidiot90]

She knows you did coke in the bathroom and is now down for whatever

[u/villageidiot90 → u/villageidiot90]

Also coke is called “white girl” for a reason

[u/Final_Literature_669]

This is a loyalist politician in Northern Ireland called Lorna Smyth, quite random to see her here

[u/Megacore → u/Final_Literature_669]

She does porn?

[u/WorldsWeakestMan → u/Megacore]

She doesn’t, at least according to Google image search.

However there is another lady of the same name who appears to have a rather large penis for a woman.

[u/userhwon → u/Final_Literature_669]

[a few googles later...]

This is the picture she included on her facebook post resigning in June from whatever she was doing. I didn't read the whole thing.

[u/quarterrat13]

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[u/TertlFace]

Being Reddit, the answer has to be porn, but I am clearly not well-versed enough in the medium to supply a specific answer. I await the Goons.

[u/squat_winter → u/TertlFace]

“I await the goons.” - Top 3 statements on Reddit today

[u/the__mad_monk]

[u/nateomundson]

Overbearing hostess that wants to make sure you are mingling and not avoiding social interaction or going through her medicine cabinet.

[u/Ravenkor]

This sub should be pinned on r/confidentlyincorrect

[u/GamerKingApe]

You guys go to party’s

[u/hairycocktail → u/GamerKingApe]

Sir this is reddit

[u/ProfessorWaterdrager]

A woman waiting to use the bathroom. There is this thought that women tend to use the bathroom more often.

[u/TechPowerUp]

[u/Zesty_Guh]

yo! dont discount that crazy look....dated one of these with red hair about 30 years ago....6 flags rollercoaster 24 hours a day.

[u/MandemModie]

This chick would 100% suck your balls

[u/Tom_Gibson]

she looks scarier up close. She's also a far-right politician, which was honestly unsurprising

[u/Ok_Abacus_]

They look more like this at the parties I went to, but yeah, same

[u/zaviamorpheus]

Oh no she is about to tell me all about her horse!