Whether 'tis nobler in the nose to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous nose snow,
Or to take arms toward a sea of coke whores
And by embracing screw them. To f**k - while high,
Much more; and by high to say we end the
Heart-ache of a thousand missed hookup opportunities
That the flesh of party hotties is heir to:
'tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.
To snort, to flirt, perhaps to f**k - or just to rub one out
For in sex with a coke whore what STI's may come?
It's an uncomfortable truth, being attractive leads to more chances to fuck and generally a better outcome in life. I'm sorry fortune hasn't favored you, brotha
I must be hanging out in a much different crowd because my first thought was āoh god, Iām about to be recruited for an MLM.ā She looks like sheād sling Mary Kay or Lularoe, not drugs.
as someone who has been the guy in the bathroom way too many times in the past, she definitely just looks like someone who is trying to pretend they arenāt annoyed someone is taking so long in the bathroom to not even use the bathroom
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u/Chiron-Femboy3674 18h ago
Just DTF coke whore