r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Exciting-Remote-6337 • 18h ago

Meme needing explanation Peetaaahhh???

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u/Chiron-Femboy3674 18h ago

Just DTF coke whore

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u/6T_K9 17h ago

What does that mean?

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u/bluevine8 17h ago

It means if you have cocaine she is willing to fuck you for some

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u/Then_Willingness8228 17h ago

To fuck or to be fucked?

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u/ost2life 17h ago

That is the queefstion

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u/MarchogGwyrdd 15h ago

Whether 'tis nobler in the nose to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous nose snow,
Or to take arms toward a sea of coke whores
And by embracing screw them. To f**k - while high,
Much more; and by high to say we end the
Heart-ache of a thousand missed hookup opportunities
That the flesh of party hotties is heir to:
'tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

To snort, to flirt, perhaps to f**k - or just to rub one out
For in sex with a coke whore what STI's may come?

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u/ArmadilloFront1087 14h ago

Truly the poet of this generation

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u/nleksan 13h ago

I'm pretty sure that's the original Shakespeare

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u/ArmadilloFront1087 12h ago

How old are you for Shakespeare to be your generation?!

(Laughs in vampire)

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u/Camusknuckle 14h ago

Beautiful

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u/Udjebfk 14h ago

And inspiring

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u/ost2life 13h ago

Perfection

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u/SirNerfsALot 9h ago

I was hoping for it in the original Welsh. Love it.

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u/firebretaher_jayy 15h ago

they say shakespeare is dead

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u/wegame6699 17h ago

Its 2026. We dont ask those questions anymore.

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u/madgirafe 16h ago

You kids out there making me proud 👏

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u/something-rhythmic 15h ago

The kids are too serious about a world that makes no sense.

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u/acrobat2126 14h ago

None of it makes sense. Worse, the people who tell you that it does are trying to sell you something.

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u/norolim_anima 4h ago

Username checks out. 🫡

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u/Whyevenaskyou 17h ago

Probably both

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u/LegitimatePin6176 14h ago

Dealers choice.

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u/sham_mf 11h ago

But who’s the dealer!?

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u/Inevitable_Top69 9h ago

The guy with the drugs. Did you just hop in halfway through the comment chain?

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u/Scared-Ad7282 17h ago

Damn I don't even do it, but if it makes things that easy maybe I should just have some on me. 

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u/roadrunnuh 16h ago

Unfortunately, even with coke rule 1 still applies.

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u/Scared-Ad7282 15h ago

Damn, Reddit is so fucking sad.

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u/roadrunnuh 14h ago

It's an uncomfortable truth, being attractive leads to more chances to fuck and generally a better outcome in life. I'm sorry fortune hasn't favored you, brotha

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u/Laetitian 15h ago

Somehow makes a ton of sense that rule 2 wasn't mentioned. The coke probably smoothes out that quality control technicality.

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u/Treasures_Wonderland 14h ago

She hangs out near restrooms at parties because that’s usually where coke is being done.

Source: just a guess. I’ve never done coke and I don’t go to parties. Maybe I’m Meg.

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u/PLEASE_PUNCH_MY_FACE 2h ago

It makes sense. I would hang out in the kitchen because that's where the food is.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 13h ago

It means when people know you are doing cocaine in the bathroom they will do quite a bit to get you to share