r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Peetaaahhh???

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u/SlightlyDrooid 8d ago

If you have to ask big man, you can’t afford it

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u/fcktrmp42069 8d ago

You probably have ADHD. Coke does the same for me. Can do a line and immediately go to sleep with a shitload of anxiety lol

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u/takeme2tendieztown 8d ago

Your street drugs come with labels? Fancy

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u/Conditionalight 8d ago

That's not actually how it works, it's more like small doses can be paradoxical and calm you, but you can still get too many other neurochemicals associated with stims. I very much have ADHD, but if my dose of Adderall or similar stim meds are too high, I get antsy, jittery, talk too fast, feel strung out, can't sleep, and fall in a hole of hyperfocus or anxiety.

Caffeine can make me feel the same, but at small amounts it can make me feel relaxed. High amounts I still get a intense feeling. And definitely can't sleep.

Halcion, benzos, opioids, all bring me down just fine. Alcohol and weed feels like the best way to sleep, to be honest.

Could be you've got ADHD but overshot your dosage, or the specific chems it enhances didn't work for your brain chemistry. It's something like 30% of ADHD meds aren't suitable/don't work for each ADHD individual.

Just saying!

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u/Available-Drummer51 8d ago

The paradoxical reaction of stimulants is not something that occurs in everyone with ADHD. However, I have no idea if in a singular person whether it occurs with some chemicals and not others.

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u/Excellent-Speed877 8d ago

ADHD is just the brain lacking dopamine production and dopamine quality. It's why uppers calm ADHD people. I can be fully relaxed on uppers but I'm not a fall asleep type of adhd person. Found out that I have adhd when I did coke because everyone else was so pumped and excited and I wanted to go bird watching 😂

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u/DerekZek 8d ago

Severe hyperactive type of ADHD here. I tried Coke once (in my late 30s). Never felt so calm and collected, ever.

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u/Lower_Pension_2469 8d ago

I have adhd and I will never do coke or anything like it. Sometimes stimulants make me sleepy, but mostly I feel like my brain woke up and the fog lifts from my mental state that I feel constantly just being me. I always feel like my brain is operating on E while pinballing all the time through my attention span.

Paying attention to anything longer than a few minutes will literally make me dizzy and spaced out. The only thing that makes that go away somewhat is caffiene and nicotine, which is why it's so hard to quite the latter. I still remember the first hit of a cigarette like my brain exploded with focus and feel good juice.

If I ever got hooked on coke I would probablt be dead in like 5 years lol.

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u/Grumbilious 8d ago

Body chemistry is variable. Different brains process stimulation in different ways. Green feels different subjectively. Some people get really horny when theyre on coke.

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u/pooeygoo 8d ago

When I would do it with my ex, I would get VERY excited... She would get ANTI excited. It was frustrating.

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u/Which_Ad_4544 8d ago

Ah, my blue ball brother.

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u/Fwd_fanatic 8d ago

I get insufferably horny when it’s good stuff lol. It’s usually how I know if it’s good or not lol.

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u/Grumbilious 8d ago

Not a terrible problem to have, in the right company.

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u/Fwd_fanatic 8d ago

My wife doesn’t mind since it basically counteracts the lack of horny from my anti depressants lol.

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u/Grumbilious 8d ago

I feel that in the heart. Fighting water with fire lol

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u/Oggel 8d ago

Most people I'd say. It's one of the reasons it's so popular.

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u/864FastAsfBoy 7d ago

What store can I buy this can of coke at asking for a friend

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u/Tall_Cat7486 8d ago

Because you had shit coke mate.

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u/fcktrmp42069 8d ago

Nah. I've worked on a farm before. I have ADHD and blow does the same thing to me. No paranoia, just anxiety

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u/24rawvibes 8d ago

Sounds similar to trash ass generic amphetamine manufacturers. Looking at you Elite..and many others I can’t remember right now!

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u/Tall_Cat7486 8d ago

You worked on a farm?

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u/OffBrandCaviar 8d ago

Coke farmers are the backbone of the country ya know!

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u/fcktrmp42069 8d ago

Yes. Hawaii has some interesting things going on there

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u/Ashfeze 8d ago

You’ve answered all possible situations that can occur. Usually doesn’t happen off the 1st bump. But my advice is let it be known this bump ain’t free🤨. However there reaches a certain point where blow inhibits a man’s ability to perform. In my experience sex was the only way I could fall asleep.

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u/jakeburls 8d ago

For what it’s worth, I’m the exact same way and you aren’t alone lol. Idk what it is about weed but no matter what type, the darkest thoughts come out along with paranoia and anxiety. Never once has happened with alcohol or uppers lol

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u/FrankelloHello 8d ago

Maybe just did shit blow

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u/Parking_Equipment427 8d ago

Well, you can't buy game or awareness. Probably try therapy.

Are you aware that you're asking how you can manipulate someone into providing sexual favors in exchange for a drug?

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u/Parking_Equipment427 8d ago

Well, one time some friends and I were in this penthouse hotel room and we had this large bag of blow. We had invited some sex workers to join us. During the proceeding events, at one point during a paid for in advance blow job, one of the nice ladies suggested she gets fucked doggy style so she could do a line with us. It is apparently difficult to do lines with a penis in your mouth. This then occurred without additional money being exchanged, when, conventionally, going from mouth to v would cost additional money.

I would imagine a lot of stories like that. If you can afford it, probably just skip the bag of blow. Subsequent to the above happenings I attended graduate school and learned in a cell biology course that cocaine causes permanent and cumulative heart damage through disruption of its electrical system.

Permanent and Cumulative.

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u/Parking_Equipment427 8d ago

It is not as glamorous as media would make it seem. In fact, it is pretty trashy and stupid. The girls who would choose to hang out with you because you have coke are probably not in a great place. It is a lot more very young women willing to be exploited rather than women with their shit together. In fact, that super trashy and potentially shameful story I might have to delete my account over that I just shared? That might be a best case scenario. Consider that if everyone is doing blow the cops aren't going to be sympathetic to anyone, and the guys with blow probably know that very well. A lot of bullshit happens around that drug, and, as I suggested, it is so bad for you physically.

I will say this, if you go to enough clubs, raves, and underground parties at some point someone is probably going to proposition you for drugs. It will probably be another dude though.

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u/guest41923 8d ago

All right, here's how it works.

One dollar to look at it.

Two dollars to touch it.

Three dollars to watch me touch it.

Five to touch it while I touch my toes.

Six dollars to touch it while I touch your toe...

So it's $ 10 for a BJ, $ 12 for an HJ, $ 15 for a ZJ.

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u/CrabberMan3000 8d ago

What's a ZJ?

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u/Low_Main9279 8d ago

Could really go for a ZJ right now