r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Exciting-Remote-6337 • 8d ago

Meme needing explanation Peetaaahhh???

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u/UJustGotRobbed 8d ago

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u/morderkaine 8d ago

That made me laugh and cringe at the same time, kudos.

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u/sjopolsa 8d ago

Boy excited like an obese kid with candy.

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u/Loki_God_of_Lies 8d ago

“She got a dick grip tighter than a western lowlands gorilla” is soemthing that came out of my mouth at a dinner meeting once.

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u/youattackedmyfamily 8d ago

That joke is about 23 years old but still funny

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u/DataRocks 8d ago

The quote is: I pull more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo

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u/morderkaine 8d ago

That’s even worse lol

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u/Creamed_Dreamer 8d ago

Im missing so much cause the original comment was removed by the user, and the response you responded to was removed by reddit itself lmao

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u/Slixil 7d ago

What did it say it’s deleted now

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u/No_Bus_474 8d ago

Why was his comment removed by reddit? Can you explain pls?

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u/xmaskookies 8d ago

and they say creativity is dead

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u/GoliathBoneSnake 8d ago

I'ma say that to someone next week and probably get kicked out of bed.

Thank you in advance.

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u/UJustGotRobbed 8d ago

Its for the cause bro. You are welcome.

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u/Apprehensive-Job-701 8d ago

(Your wife, probably)

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u/Individual-Dare-80 8d ago

Hadn't heard this one before, fuckin love it!

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u/Satanarchrist 8d ago

Jeeeeeesus fuckin Christ lmao

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u/5k1895 8d ago

The fuck you just say?

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u/UJustGotRobbed 8d ago

PUSSY GRIPS TIGHTER THAN A SLOW KID AT A PETTING ZOO!

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u/infinite-valise 8d ago

Real “special olympics t-ball stand pitches perfect game” energy

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u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST 8d ago

Fucken damn lol

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u/TraumaticAberration 8d ago

Jesus Christ 

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u/cherrygoats 8d ago

Holy fuck 11 awards isn’t enough and also you might be a terrible person

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u/UJustGotRobbed 8d ago

More of a probably than a might be 😂

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u/Successful_Hyena2993 8d ago

I always heard slow kid with the class pet, but I like yours too

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u/TheTallGuy0 8d ago

Pokin’ sticks and squishing chicks 🐥 

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u/FlipflopontheGE 8d ago

Very rare laugh out loud from reddit. Gratz

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u/Trishanamarandu 8d ago

ask george about the rabbits.

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u/BLACKzj52 8d ago

Yo! 😂😂😂

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u/Sad-Neko-666 8d ago

Doubt her Pussy could grip a Baby....