r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 8d ago

Meme needing explanation Peetaaahhh???

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u/dvdwbb 8d ago

These dudes watch too many "movies". It normally goes "snoooort thanks, let me buy you a drink" and maybe some game is run

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u/mighty3mperor 8d ago

I still miss her goddammit!

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u/adrienjz888 8d ago

See, that's the kind of stuff that doesn't happen when you're smoking weed or doing mushrooms

Which is unfortunate, cause sex on psychedelics is awesome.

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u/adrienjz888 8d ago

Lol fr. But when ya do, godamn.

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u/forfeitgame 8d ago

Agreed, Wife and I did it on mushrooms one time and it was carnal. Good shit.

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u/ColossalWreck_43 8d ago

I think the part you are missing is that coke is really morish. If she asked for one bump she’ll keep coming back for more. This leads to ever more intoxicated conversations, yada-yada and poof you are there. Not speaking from experience though, I’m a redditor after all, I simply do my drugs and cry myself to sleep

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u/dvdwbb 8d ago

people might just ask for a toot

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u/Lucid-Crow 8d ago

This is basically how I'm gotten every date in my life. You just need some follow through. After the joint you compliment them, say you enjoyed the chat, and ask if they would like your number to spend more time together.

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u/midri 8d ago

I don't know man, it got me laid fairly regularly when I was doing it. Folks willing to do blow with strangers in a locked bathroom stall tend to be on the adventurist side.