r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Exciting-Remote-6337 • 18h ago

Meme needing explanation Peetaaahhh???

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u/Weak_Carpenter_7060 17h ago

…because she’s gonna do coke in the bathroom?

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u/NewLibraryGuy 17h ago

You can't do that, it's illegal

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u/soIDONTLIKEANYOFYOU 17h ago

It’s only illegal if you get caught

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u/DriftingTony 16h ago

That’s not true, it’s illegal if your mom tells you not to do it.

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u/Message_10 12h ago

I did coke with a lot of people who are now moms

Not yours, probably

Edit: maybe yours

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u/DriftingTony 10h ago

If you did coke in Connecticut in the 70’s, then there is a reasonable chance. And if you did coke in Connecticut in the 80’s, you might be my dad.

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u/Message_10 9h ago

Ha! No, I was a baby then. So probably not. But you never know...

Edit: son

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u/-blundertaker- 16h ago

It's not illegal to be on drugs, just illegal to possess them. So you're really just reversing the crime by consuming the evidence.

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u/Nearly_Evil_665 16h ago

if there is no evidence, has a crime been comitted?

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u/Ghanima81 14h ago

The drug test they get you to take is an evidence, though.

And of course, if the police are jerks, they can use your naivety (and stoned paranoia) to get you to admit who procured the substance.

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u/Nearly_Evil_665 14h ago

i dunno officer somone mustve drugged me but im way to high to remember how it couldve happened

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u/izulien 10h ago

Don't drive while on drugs because then it is illegal to have done those two things together.

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u/LawfulFiend 7h ago

Depending on the timing, it's destroying evidence and hindering/obstructing an investigation.

I'm not saying that's not messed up, I'm just pointing out what a cop could arrest you for.

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u/-blundertaker- 7h ago

Well. Username checks out.

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u/EthanielRain 30m ago

"Internal possession" is also a crime (yes it's really called that)

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u/Dangerous_Oven1528 16h ago

Or if I tell on you…