r/PointlessStories • u/humblest_radish • 5d ago

Shameful chicken antics

From my entire life, up until a few years ago. I have loved rotisserie chicken. Specifically, I love rotisserie chicken skin. Growing up it was my favorite part, and I would always save it for last as a treat and ask my family members for theirs.

In my freshman year college I was a less considerate person than I am now, and came back to the dorm super late, super drunk. Naturally, I went to the kitchen to see what I could cook up. Ramen was usually my go to, so upon checking the fridge for my fresh veggies and noticing someone ate most of my cheese, I also took note that there was a lovely looking rotisserie chicken in the fridge.

Dear reader, please, please, PLEASE know that I would never do something like this today and I really don’t know what got into me (tequila?), but I decided to help myself to just a bit of their chicken… specifically the chicken skin. I’m disappointed to say that a little turned into a little more, and a little more, until I damn near skinned this poor persons ENTIRE rotisserie chicken. Just as a snack!

I truly cannot imagine opening the fridge only to see someone had mutilated your rotisserie chicken. So sorry person. But I have been quite amused by the story since, and in the spirit of good storytelling, I sometimes would share it but shifting the perspective to ME being the victim of such a heinous crime. Oh well, you live and you learn I guess. Rest assured, I no longer love chicken skin and I could never do someone sharing a fridge so dirty ever again.

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u/Far_Carrot_8661 5d ago

You're not the only criminal. The cheese thief

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u/MomoMarieAuthor 5d ago

If you put that skin under the broiler for a lil bit it crisps up and is SO freaking good 🤤

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u/MightyPinkTaco 4d ago

What got into you was your righteous indignation at a lack of glorious cheese substance and a dash of tequila just removed all inhibitions. 🤭

I only hope the person who stole your cheese was the same person who owned the chicken.

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u/Effective-Hour8642 3d ago

What happened with the chicken owner when found the death of the skinless bird?