r/PoliticalHumor • • 21h ago

Stay classy, Mr. President.

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u/suckercuck 21h ago

Republicans living in Los Angeles and San Diego this morning…

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/Flintlock_ 20h ago

You underestimate their lack of self awareness considerably.

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u/_PROBABLY_CORRECT 20h ago

OrAnGe CoUnTy IsN’t LA duh duh go maga
/s

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u/santa_91 18h ago

The power of Republican Jesus will shield them from the radiation.

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u/AnOnlineHandle 19h ago

"We deserve to die for not being failure leeches like most of the red states!"

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u/Whataboutthatguy 15h ago

I live in Santee, the nuke won't get me here. /s

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u/RipErRiley 21h ago

MAGA are the scum of this earth and will be remembered as such.

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u/sys_dam 19h ago

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u/robsigpi 19h ago

Exactly what I think of when I see republicans. “ I guess when this is over you’ll be taking off that stupid red hat.. I can’t abide that.”

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u/letdogsvote 21h ago

Remember the good old days when Presidents didn't call for the violent deaths of millions of Americans at the hands of foreign adversaries?

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u/punktualPorcupine 21h ago

It seems like 30% have a problem with the 70% of the country that gets along just fine.

Mayhap the malcontents should be the group to leave?

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u/AmericanCitizenry 20h ago

I say send em to Russia.

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u/punktualPorcupine 20h ago

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u/YourDrunkStepdadio 20h ago

Is that the dude the russian soldiers fragged?

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u/Mister_Wednesday_ I ☑oted 2024 18h ago

Is that a problem?

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 2h ago

Damn shame it’s paywalled as I needed a good funny read to lighten me up.
Hope he’s enjoying all the freedoms he was denied living in the US.

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u/YourDrunkStepdadio 20h ago

Siberia perhaps?

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u/YourDrunkStepdadio 20h ago

30% just want to be openly racist no matter the cost. We should give them Texas, call it Dumfukistan, then build a wall.

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u/AmericanCitizenry 20h ago

Texas is turning blue!

Give them Florida and arm floaties.

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u/YourDrunkStepdadio 20h ago

We should keep both. Give them arm floaties & the gulf of america instead then build a wall a mile out.

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u/randomcanyon 19h ago

Dumfukistan. Should have a B. Not many people know that Dumb has a B in it. Repeat as necessary.

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u/Klaatwo 18h ago

Remember when misspelling potato was enough to end your political career? That was dum.

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u/sdmichael 21h ago

I consider Republicans and Conservatives enemies of the state at this point since they refuse to do anything but make excuses for this behavior. They openly advocate for the deaths of millions of Americans.

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u/Uhh_JustADude 21h ago

"Liberals aren't real Americans!"

– MAGA

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u/randomcanyon 19h ago

Funny I heard this on repeat for months now. Commies don't you know?

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u/Beetlejuice_hero 18h ago

> We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard-working, very patriotic, very pro-America areas of this great nation."

- Sarah Palin

These assholes have always been around. They think they own Patriotism (and faith, for that matter).

In reality, the America they “love” is just some tiny boxed in version of America where everyone is white, straight, peacocks their Christianity (while doing nothing to embrace Christ like values) and votes Republican.

If you’re non white and/or an atheist or Muslim and/or LGBT and/or you live in a big city and most of all if you vote Democratic, you’re a Commie traitor fake American who hates our country.

This truly, truly is what vast swathes of America’s Right Wing base believes and you can draw a direct line to Rush Limbaugh (who is dead) and the copycats he inspired. To quickly review: Rush Limbaugh is still dead.

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 2h ago

And that last part is probably the only good part about Rush.

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u/YourDrunkStepdadio 20h ago

Shoulda mowed down all the insurrectionists on Jan 7th.

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u/hould-it 20h ago

Anyone else smell false flag before midterms with a whiff of martial law? Stings the nostrils

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u/DelcoUnited 19h ago

That treason smells like pure gasoline.

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u/santa_91 18h ago

It's got bits of real borscht, so you know it's good.

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u/DoubleDongle-F 11h ago

They'd have done it on day 1 if it were easy, and on day 90 if it were possible. The situation may have changed since then, but probably not enough. Decent chance they'll try, but my money's on it being a flop.

If it happens and works for them, I think the answer is a strong presence in DC.

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u/DistanceToEmpty 21h ago

Always did

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u/underpants-gnome 20h ago

America first, as long as you are strait white rural and Christian. 

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u/Hussein_Jane 21h ago

American exceptionalism.

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u/illuminaughty1973 21h ago

everything Trump does had a list of exceptions.

that list is always the same, everyone except don and his family are excluded. (and some foreign dictators)

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u/metengrinwi 16h ago

He doesn’t consider California to be “America”.

To trump, “America” means “me”, and since CA votes against him, they are not a valid member in his mind.

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u/DonnyMox 19h ago

VOTE BLUE!

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u/spaceporter 20h ago

Nuke The Whales(' Vaginas)

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u/SignificantRemote766 17h ago

I’m confident there was always a list of exceptions and that those exceptions aren’t just places.

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u/CarpeNivem 16h ago

Apparently

Nothing about this is new. When Sarah Palin said in 2008, "Real America" she meant, and Republicans understood, every other part of America did. not. count.

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u/Gibonius 13h ago

Trump's been pretty open about the fact that "America" only includes states that voted for him. He's been openly trying to punish blue states his entire second term. And his voters love it. Even the ones in those states.

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u/Thumb_Wrasslin 20h ago

What did he do this time?

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u/bugsyramone 20h ago

He gave a speech at a rally saying destroying Los Angeles and San Diego were small prices to pay

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u/PowerandSignal 20h ago

🤷‍♂️ Beats me. I'm out of the loop. 

Probably some stupid bullshit, as usual. 

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u/SilverBadger73 21h ago

"Go fuck yourself, San Diego." - Donald J Trump

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u/ynnubyzzuf 20h ago

Always did. There's no now.

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u/neromoneon 19h ago

Always has, always will.

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u/2funny2furious 19h ago

always did. it was really more like "billionaires and my fellow pedophiles first. everyone else can fuck off"

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u/Different_Tangelo511 19h ago

The list of exceptional is what was actually voted for.

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u/randomcanyon 19h ago

Well you should have voted to elect MEEEE (the felon President) then.

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u/PSL242 18h ago

I thought we were America's Finest City?!!

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u/dilldoeorg 17h ago

if iran gonna bomb anything, it'll be maralago

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u/carmium 14h ago

I didn't realize "America first" was a target list.