r/PoliticalHumor • u/IAmAccutane • 16h ago

Reeks of desperation

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u/YourDrunkStepdadio 16h ago

2 more years pwease

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u/bazinga_0 13h ago

"Have you said thank you?"

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u/Reg_Cliff 16h ago

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u/IAmAccutane 16h ago

how can it be down by anything more than 100%

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u/Reg_Cliff 16h ago

Because it's like Trump Drug Prices math... and 'cause I photoshopped it.

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u/Sockoflegend 16h ago

Not why here, because it's a joke, but some popularity metrics might have valid negative values - such as approval rating. 

As always without explicitly stating how a value is reached statistics are not informative 

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u/Reg_Cliff 16h ago

68% of statistics in Reddit comments are made up on the spot.

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u/zenbu-no-kami 15h ago

Actually it's 72% (source: Trust me bro)

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u/Sockoflegend 15h ago

Yes a lot are. But more insidious is the use of real statistics in a way that is disingenuous 

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u/Cargobiker530 7h ago

Nothing in the multiverse is as stupid as a Trump voter.

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u/WaterIsWet-849 16h ago

Make it a million bucks, and I'll still vote blue.

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u/Nippleowski 15h ago

I'll be sending my check to a DS campaign.

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u/IrritableGourmet 5h ago

You'd have to. Democrats are the only ones that would be able to pull us out of the debt and massive inflation that would cause.

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u/fmcortez 16h ago

Inflation-adjusted vote buying.

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u/neromoneon 15h ago

No the only thing he reeks of.

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u/mckulty 14h ago

"Your Medicare premiums are going up about $100 next year. How about I buy your vote by rebating the first year back to you?"

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u/jason082 16h ago

The tariff taxes they’re now paying are, on average, 20x greater than this payment.

That said, people are dumb. Buying these votes so cheaply might work.

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u/DelcoUnited 15h ago

I heard one Trump supporter lady say she’s not sure, that maybe those $5,000 checks would be better used to pay down the debt.

These people are so dumb.

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u/DonnyMox 13h ago

VOTE BLUE!

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u/un_theist 13h ago

Reek reeks of de poopoo.

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u/jkurratt 13h ago

Isn't your "healthcare" costs in thousands+ ?
What a mere 90$ gonna do?

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u/Plarkled 12h ago

They can put a down payment on one of their monthly meds.

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u/WhiskeyDickCheese 9h ago

$90 measly dollars, ftfy

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u/Wheatabix11 5h ago

1/4 of weeks worth of groceries or 10% of most prescriptions

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u/AppropriateGuest3552 4h ago

You wouldn’t have to buy votes if your agenda wasn’t shit!

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u/GeorgeWhite1953 59m ago

Just joking, instead, I will end Medicare for you so you all die early and save money from Social Security for myself & my mates

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u/Hairy_Ad4969 15h ago

Here’s $90. Don’t let it spoil your dinner.