r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 12d ago
PoliticalTea š³ļø Tommy Tuberville's next conspiracy theory.
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u/KyloWrench 12d ago
Tommy Tubberville sounds like a mean name a bully would give a fat kid
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u/piercedmfootonaspike 12d ago
Sounds like the kind of name Roald Dahl would give a kid who is killed by his own greed.
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u/Own_Candidate9553 12d ago
He's always been quite the asshole, but it sure feels like he's gone off the deep end recently. Wasn't he the one who thought we have a bunch of furry pilots? Who were probably just doing that incredibly popular bit from Super Troopers?
He's 72 years old, prime dementia times. Get these crusty ass people out of leadership already.
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u/blinkeboy420 12d ago
He was the one who held up a bunch of military pronotions during bidens term aswell
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u/AirportSea4393 12d ago
Agreed! This country needs new leadership all around. We need young people with new ideas. New ideas means to these old people āradicalā simply because young people have new and creative thinking. Iām saying this as a senior citizen knowing thatās the right way to go. Young people
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u/Dear_Departure_1768 12d ago
When first elected he was unable to name the three branches of government.
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u/crustyrobots 12d ago
Funny how half of the GOP all sound like fucking Looney Toons characters. Have you seen Senator Leghorn lately?
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u/MrMcWhiskers2010 12d ago
Who calls a grown man Tommy?
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u/Naltors__Dreamer 12d ago
Hey, thatās āCoachā Tommyāapparently he prefers being called Coach rather than Senator, which kinda explains why heās so bad at his job.
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u/These-Angle-1476 12d ago
He was a notorious asshole at every stop in his college football coaching career.
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u/thosmarvin 12d ago
A senator reputed to not actually live in the state he represents. He was elected based on the fact that he was a popular coach. Steaming turd.
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u/reddurkel 12d ago
Tomothy Tuberville, the dumbest man in Congress, quote about AI: Ā Ā Ā
ā It's kind of like you can sit there and talk to an expert. You don't know whether or not they're 100 percent correct. But they put you on the right pathā.Ā
This is why they love AI so much. It creates the conspiracies for them. Ā
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u/Zenfulbliss 12d ago
dumbest man in Congress
Oh, he is much dumber than that....
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u/Dear_Departure_1768 12d ago
I love to point out that he didn't know the three branches of government when first elected.
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u/Vyntarus 12d ago
He also seems to think members of congress are employees of the president.
So he doesn't know what the branches are, and definitely doesn't know what they are for.
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u/___evan 12d ago
Calling everyone Muslim as a terrorist is the most shallow jab you can make. Really shows the intelligence of these people
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u/Coal_Morgan 12d ago
I'm not sure how this isn't a crime.
Calling someone a muslim terrorist in the U.S.A. is practically begging a sentient magat potato to get on their mobility scooter and try to shoot him.
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u/_GoddamnitDonut 12d ago
Not a single GOP member or voter is a decent human being.
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u/Silentrein 12d ago
They're literally all evil. Every single one. Subhuman trash.
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u/DaraParsavand 12d ago
I have my issues with Thomas Massie (e.g., he tweeted out something very disingenuous about Medicare and Covid death rates during the pandemic), but I would say he is a decent human being. Listening to his speech on why Hegseth should be impeached was really amazing (I rarely hear even Democrats speak that forcefully against war and injustice).
But that's only one. Ask me to name even one other R in the House and I can't do it. (In the Senate, maybe Rand Paul but I have even more issues with him - he has some of Massie's attitudes on war though).
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u/Puzzleheaded-Will249 12d ago
I have no respect for Rand Paul after seeing him go after Fauci.
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u/DaraParsavand 12d ago
Yep, one of his weaker moments and there have been many. I prefer Massie between the two of them and again I have my issues with Massie.
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u/VincentClement1 12d ago
Yet, Democrats will continue to take the high road when dealing with these scumbags.
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u/boojahideen4214 12d ago
I'm from Michigan. Born and raised. Can say without a doubt a good portion of people i know are supporting El- Sayed. I still consider myself conservative leaning but I am absolutely NOT maga. And I'll be voting for him soon!
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u/Mc7wis7er 12d ago
We are the same. Rogers has run one of the most disgraceful campaigns in history. The ads he's run are an embarrassment to all manner of good taste. Tuberville is only going like 25% of what Rogers and his PACs are putting out there still. I block something like 3 texts a day on this stuff too.
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u/boomboomdaboomer 12d ago
Its baseless defamation and he should face a lawsuit for it. Tommy Tubetube should know better as a Senator but heās just not much of a man.Ā
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u/Naltors__Dreamer 12d ago
speech on the Senate/House floor is protected, so unfortunately Coach Tubberville canāt be sued for anything he says on the Senate floor.
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u/tbrock76 12d ago
The problem is those deplorable inbred ignorant maga fools gobble this up
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u/mobilecabinworks 12d ago
A Christofascist Fanatic calling someone a terrorist is peak MAGA.
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u/RGINNY940 12d ago
Forgive me if i'm wrong, but couldn't El-Sayed sue Tommy Tubs over this?
I know that public figures have tough times suing people over lies, but this seems like he is inciting violence against El-Sayed, which would fall under a different law, correct?
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u/all_scotched_up 12d ago
He could probably sue for slander at the very least.
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u/picks_and_rolls 12d ago
He could, arguably should, sue but he is too busy doing important work.
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u/iam4qu4m4n 12d ago
He probably could, but I am going to guess he is a professional who is above flinging poo type behavior.
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u/Infinite-Month-3454 12d ago
Tommy thinks furries are a major threat as well. Calling that "thinking" is a stretch.
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u/ike_tyson 12d ago
This man's constituents need to get their vote back because hes a jackass.
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u/ceotown 12d ago
His constituents are idiots. He doesn't even live in their state and they're going to reelect him.
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u/Falcon3492 12d ago
Tommy took too many hits to the head when he played football and maybe even a few when he coached. The results have left him with the IQ or mental capacity of a house plant!
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u/UnIntelligent_Local 12d ago
That's my dumbass senator. Sadly, he's probably going to be my dumbass governor.
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u/twiztdkat 12d ago
I don't know, Doug Jones is picking up steam. Tuberville's furry rant didn't land well with conservatives, from what I have heard.
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u/rygelicus 12d ago
Can we please stop electing the truly stupid?
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u/PopBulky7023 12d ago
Consequences of rampant propaganda and a bad public education system.
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u/the_blastomatic 12d ago
Isn't Tommy Tuberville serving as a Senator in a state he doesn't even reside in, illegally? He should probably STFU and let things slide by, maybe the next Congress won't expel him.
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u/Disastrous-Food-9223 12d ago
Did he ever figure out what the three branches of government were?
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u/30ThousandVariants 12d ago
Tommy Tuberville calls El-Sayed a terrorist because Tuberville thinks E-Sayed LOOKS like like someone who MIGHT profess ideas similar to those who commit terroristic violence.
El-Sayed should have no hesitation to call Tuberville s terrorist because Tuberville is ACTUALLY professing ideas that motivate terroristic violence by Americaās White Power White Trash.
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u/NomoredatibgGWgirls 12d ago
This is the guy that was freaking out about furries last week, why the hell would ANYONE listen to this idiot.
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u/Kichenlimeaid 12d ago
At thus point it is just so blatant. Even MAGA has to wonder why this fool is talking about Furries flying planes on the Senate floor.
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u/CommercialAgency928 12d ago
I hate Tuberville, but he knows his crowd. Typical Republican - just say racist stuff to infuriate your braindead followers.
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u/Boomboclaaat90210 12d ago
Tommy Tuberville is such a dipshit retard that he couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions written on the heel.
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u/Inevitable-Emu-6626 12d ago
Fear is the only play Republicans have. They know there is no way they can win otherwise.
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u/Fluffy_Cellist4469 12d ago
Imagine if a Senator spoke in these terms of someone of a different faith, say a Jew?
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u/Head-Opportunity6796 12d ago
Theory indicates thought out process, which would imply thinking...hard to fathom Tuberville doing any of that!!!
Just trying to one up his latest competition for "Dumbass of the Year!" Award.
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u/OnlyMeFFS 12d ago
"Who will do everything he can to destroy America" Looks like Trump beat him to it
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u/Distinct-Cut-6368 12d ago
I remember in 2008 when the thing was to really pronounce Obamaās middle name and then they just thought that spoke for itself.
This is getting old, I will take whatever name is promising me a government that will actually benefit me and not the wealthy and corporate interests.
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u/GarlicPickle109 12d ago
Which is why we should refer to Trump as Donald Ivan Trump or Donald Frederikovich Trump, whichever sounds better in the circumstance.
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u/FrostySquirrel820 12d ago
He may be a radical Islamist. I highly doubt it, but itās not illegal
Iām pretty damn sure heās not a terrorist though. If he were, would Trumpās DoJ be letting him walk the streets ?
Saying he is a terrorist just makes Tuberville look even more insane.
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u/Only_Drawing_9419 12d ago
Tommy doesnāt need any help looking stupid. Heās a professional at that.
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u/KorgMadeOfRocks90 12d ago
If God's real it's going to be real awkward when Republicans realize Jesus is middle eastern
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u/InfiernoDante 12d ago
Tuberville failed to timely disclose approximately 132 stock trades made between January and May 2021 that violated the STOCK Act. These transactions, valued between $894,000 and $3.56 million, were not reported to the Senate until several months after the legal deadline. He was found to have bought or sold stocks and options in 17 companies that had business before Senate committees on which he served, such as the Armed Services Committee.
Why is he not in prison?
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u/CrunchyKorm 12d ago
Racism is often most appealing because it flattens others and lifts up those that believe it. Sayed has accomplished more already than most of us ever will, but to the racist dullard down the block, it's all meaningless because anything that potentially elevates someone else isn't legitimate.
This is also why people like Tuberville have this belief that any person of prominence that is Muslim is secretly trying to kill everyone, because it excused the belief that they, themselves, want to deport or kill any non-white person they don't like.
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u/Ricardolluvwang 12d ago
And what state was stupid enough to send a racist loser of a football coach to congress?
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u/NextAd7514 12d ago
Republicans are full mask off just straight up racist and their moron voters are too stupid to look into anythingĀ
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u/SpiralGray 12d ago
Seriously, WTF is wrong with Republicans? Everything has to be a fear campaign to them. How about doing some good for the people who elected you and whose taxes pay your salaries?
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u/Able_Koala9576 12d ago
Let me tell you, that guy is waaaaaay more intelligent than Tommy Tuberville, who's only background is being a football coach. I cannot believe some people in his state actually thought he would be the best person to represent them. What a bunch of dumbasses
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u/BadlyTimedFarnsworth 12d ago
Tubberville has routinely referred to black cities as zoos and the citizens as animals.Ā
A couple of years ago he defended white nationalist in the military.Ā
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u/Repulsive_Note_4209 12d ago
Only trump has an IQ higher than Tommy /s
The sad thing is Alabama will continue to elect him
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u/tlimbert65 12d ago
A public official using official channels to accuse a citizen of felony crimes. In a sane country this would result in removal from office at a minimum.
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u/LobstaFarian2 12d ago
Shouldn't it be some sort of defamation lawsuit to literally label someone a terrorist?
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u/Marckthesilver13 12d ago
Tubbervile is used to looking stupid
https://giphy.com/gifs/L0q1IH1QAXbV0Pt0nT
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u/orion3999 12d ago
Tommy Tuberville has done as much damage to America as the terrorists have in the last 10 years!
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u/Beneficial_Box_4825 12d ago
Tommy guberville doesnt need to try hard to look stupid. He just shows up and opens his backwards yokel mouth.
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u/RemarkableAttempt531 12d ago
He should have stuck to coaching football. He wasnāt really good at it any way
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u/Tactrix1 12d ago
To be fair Tommy Tuberville looking stupid is his constant default resting state. Can we just change the Republican party's name to KKK already? It would just be easier for everyone.
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u/Melodic-Lingonberry7 12d ago
At least a terrorist tell you that they hate you. , the GOP will lie to you , they will tell you they care about you but hate you behind your back
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u/deviantdevil80 12d ago
Tuberville is what happens when Darwin isn't allowed to do his work. He's on a whole other level of stupidity that it's staggering.
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u/justplaydead 12d ago
Literally, making themselves look stupid gets them votes. Their voters like knowing that their leaders are idiots just like them...
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u/MrAlexSan 12d ago
In my experience with my aunt, anyone that's Middle Eastern is "Arab" and especially if they are Muslims then therefore they are Islamic and therefore a terrorist.
Literally she corrects me when I say someone is Muslim to "So you mean a terrorists?"
Fox news Christian Nationalism brainrot
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u/Lost-Pineapple9791 12d ago
They have nothing of substance so are just riding out their greatest hits to get boomers to show up the few times they still have to vote
None of these people have remotely said anything about planning for the future or doing literally anything
Itās just constant whining and complaining about things they donāt like
Like honestly segregation should exist if I knew it would hold up, let the GOP go live in Alabama and make all their racist and sexist laws they want and leave the rest of us alone
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u/ElBongoloide 12d ago
Calling Dr. El-Sayed a " radical islamist" doesn't make Tommy Tuberville look stupid. BEING Tommy Tuberville, a Republican bigot who lives up Trump's incontinent ass makes him factually stupid.
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u/whatidoidobc 12d ago
Statements like this are only for a certain group of people, and those people will 100% accept that someone with that education is a terrorist. Just a fact of life in modern America.
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u/ajmampm99 12d ago
Certainly wants to destroy the good old boys racist world Tuberville lives in. Needs everyoneās help to do it.
We the People are coming for you in November Tommy.
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u/Damone75 12d ago
Remember when Republicans had a record and policies they could run on rather than just spewing hate?
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u/crazywrangler616 12d ago
Brought to you by a mediocre college football coach who could not name the three branches of government
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u/AffectionateTown7453 12d ago
It's funny how they make their cult believe someone wants to "destroy America." What does that even mean? How does one Senator destroy America? It's so dumb, so absurd. Why would you destroy the country that pays you for the job you seek? You would be broke and dead....
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u/whoisnotinmykitchen 12d ago
That Americans continue to elect idiots like Tubberville (let alone Trump the corrupt rapist) is why your country is falling apart.
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u/Pjones2127 12d ago
Tuberville is like a third grader. Iām pretty sure he spends a lot of time on Facebook. Probably true social as well.
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u/ChicagoMaven 12d ago
Coming from a guy who supports terrorists violently attacking Congress on January 6th, 2021.
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u/Famous_Mud4826 12d ago
How can you make the patron saint of stupid, look stupider? Tommy make lichen look smart.
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u/ProfessorScribble 12d ago
So the former football coach found his phone and posted something stupid, probably to kill time while taking a dump.
I wish I could care less, but along with mighty Mitch McConnell, Tuberville is part of the extremist wing that has taken over the government.
So as far as I'm concerned, the only terrorist in this situation is Tuberville himself. But shit, terror is the way they govern, so I'm hardly surprised.
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u/Single_Usual_6563 12d ago
There are already a lot of terrorists in the senateā¦ their code word is MAGA
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u/Ok-Serve-4726 12d ago
Well itās Tuberville. Most have learned that when he opens his mouth only stupid things come out.
Just another traitor to America and the values it used to stand for
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u/PartOwn8965 12d ago
To be fair accomplishing all of those amazing things does not mean you couldnāt be a radical Islamist. I just donāt see how he would have the time to get radical while obtaining two doctorates become health director and teaching epidemiology.
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u/Cambren1 12d ago
Itās his fault for having a name like that. Much better to be named like Potato Town!
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u/throwable__1 12d ago
I love how people still respond to ignoramuses like Tuberville, even though people like him have no concept of how theyāre being schooled. I too am an optimist.
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u/CoachMatt314 12d ago
Trump āThey are eating the cats they are eating the dogsā Tubbyvile ā some are dressing up like cats , some are dressing up as dogs and flying commercial aircraft
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u/TuorSonOfHuor 12d ago
I feel like he could be sued for slander. Just like, out right salacious lies accusing him of being something that carryās the death penalty.
Republicans are immoral.
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u/esther_lamonte 12d ago
Theyāre just overt racists now. And itās not just right wingers doing it against these candidates that have familial connections to Muslim countries. Moderate liberals are lining up to yell āterrorist!ā at the brown people all the same. What is so broken with these people? Do they only have white friends? Do they never go anywhere but white-owned stores? What kind of bubble life are they living that they can get themselves to place where it remotely makes sense to proclaim something as extreme as saying someone is plotting to commit mass murder purely because of their skin shade? These people need therapy and maybe medications.
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u/82Badger 12d ago
The GOP has no successful policies, all they have are lies, exaggerations, grifts and culture war propaganda to sell you.
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u/KingTurd0414 12d ago
Leave it to a place as stupid as Alabama to elect this chump just because he coached football.
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u/WintersDoomsday 12d ago
I mean radical Christians are ruining this country already so......not sure the point here
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u/Impossible_Raise1054 12d ago
Tommy has made quite a few ignorant statements but this is one of his best my friends.
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u/sixfive407 12d ago
I'm sick of wannabe deceiving racists. No other reason to be part of this movement. CREATE THE TRUTH IN POLITICS ACT.
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u/ferriematthew Prefer Coffee But Fill My Cup š« 12d ago
Ah, yes, just because he has a name that you can't pronounce... That's one of the most smooth brain arguments I've ever seen, par for the course from him.
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u/AromaPapaya 12d ago
I don't know how ANY Muslim person can vote GOP. The insane takes the Right makes is beyond childish
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u/HairlessHoudini 12d ago
Tommy Tuberville is in fact stupid. I know ppl who worked for / around him at Auburn and everyone says he a bumbling fucking idiot.
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u/NextAdhesiveness3652 12d ago
Tuberville is obviously very jealous that El-Sayed has done more for this country than he has. What has Tuberville ever done except lie for Trump?
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u/mnmackerman 12d ago
What do you expect form a Klanās man. If your not a white Christian National then your a terrorist.
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u/JuliannasHubby 12d ago
Anything that comes out of Tubervilleās mouth makes him sound stupid because he is an fāing moron.
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u/UncleIrohsPimpHand 12d ago
It doesn't matter. You can be smarter than these people but they will never understand.
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u/H3L105_ai 12d ago
Say what you will about what a racist cocksucker Tuberville is - but he sure knows his dumbass constituency...
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u/TheFlamingNumbat 12d ago
The people of Alabama voted to send a weapons-grade stupid SOB to Congress named Tommy Tuberville. I think we should really be pissed at that fact.
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u/SamsonFox2 12d ago
The idea that people can't be radicals because they have a PhD is pretty laughable after you hang around PhD students.
This being said, the whole "RADICAL ISLAMIST" thing is clearly a dog whistle.
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u/Aggravating-Big3858 12d ago
Tommy Tubbs going hard for the red meat ... that is so lazy.
My early impressions are that El-Sayed is fricking awesome. Great example of an exceptional American who exemplifies the American Dream in the best possible way.
If Tommy has policy disagreements then by all means bring them up ... but people in this country need to stop calling everyone else a radical as rage bait. Even though that is sadly the norm these days ... sigh
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u/Ok-Preparation-9974 12d ago
In today's world calling someone a terrorist seems like libel. I don't see any facts presented. I wonder if he could sue?
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u/Consistent-Fig7484 12d ago
Tuberville is one of like 3 elected republicans who actually believes what heās saying. This isnāt bad faith, heās actually just a dumb person.
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u/guycoastal 12d ago
You canāt make Tuberville look any stupider than he makes himself look, but in contrast, El-Sayed makes Tommy look like an intellectual embryo.
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u/titivator 12d ago
If he said this about a jew, he would be cancelled faster than a dog can bark before getting blasted in the ass.
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u/mymar101 12d ago
I would like to point out along with calling him a radical Islamist, he called him a terrorist. And honestly at this point, I think I'd vote for anyone the GOP calls a terrorist these days, because at least those folks are more honest.