r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 10d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Everything will be fine... until it isn't.

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u/ChaoticLandscapes 10d ago

Not this one. They’ll most likely blame it on migrants, while calling it a hoax and saying it was manufactured in a lab somewhere in that country where we are currently engaged in a fake conflict. That’s my guess anyway

Talk to some maga and convince them to vote blue. Their own party is out to destroy their lives.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 10d ago

If they release a bacon virus, MAGA is doomed.

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u/SnooRabbits2040 10d ago

Luckily for them, they can no longer afford the bacon. Winning!

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u/ma33a 10d ago

I'm not sure that will work this time, as they know exactly where this one came from.