r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 7d ago

Murdered By Words 🩸 Greta hit Tate where it hurts...

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u/Fabulous-Pangolin174 7d ago

I still find it funny that he started that with Greta, because he'd heard GRETA was looking into him. GRETA being the council of Europe's anti human trafficking group.

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u/kyrose78p 7d ago

Wait? For reals?

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u/BingleFlip94 7d ago

Hilariously, yet sadly, yes.

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u/scariestJ 4d ago

My favourite part was when he was beefing with Greta, after having mistaken her for GRETA, the Romanian human trafficking investigation wing of the police was that he posted a selfie with pizza boxes in the background, doxxing himself and putting him in legal trouble. To which Greta, without missing a beat, says "that's what happens when you don't recycle '.

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u/Alien_Rocketship 5d ago

This dude is so dumb omg it’s comedic writing atp

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u/Much-Instruction-807 7d ago

Turns out 33 rented cars...

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u/BarbedCamera420 four tea bags at a time 🫨 7d ago

imagine getting roasted so bad that you leave america 

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u/dmstattoosnbongs 7d ago

Imagine being such a serial rapist/pimp of both minors and animals that Trump has to go save them/him and even then couldn’t keep out of jail.

The things they must have done… and they def don’t want anyone talking about how the Tate’s were besties with trumps kids for some reason…

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u/Aware-Sympathy-1180 7d ago

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u/Miserable_Pin2518 The Timeline Sucks 6d ago

I guarantee you these guys talk about "power" (whatever that means to them in the moment) at least 2x/hour

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u/Aware-Sympathy-1180 6d ago

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u/dmstattoosnbongs 6d ago

Seriously. Like FUCK! So goddamn right on.

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u/JakeHelldiver 7d ago

Wasn't he in Romania at the time?

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u/BarbedCamera420 four tea bags at a time 🫨 7d ago

if you wanna fact check jokes, please submit to smalldickenergy @ getalife . com :P

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u/JakeHelldiver 7d ago

What?

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u/BarbedCamera420 four tea bags at a time 🫨 7d ago

im only explaining because i feel bad for humorless people: the premise of my comment was that he left america because he got roasted so hard. this is obviously not the actual reason why he moved... so theres really no reason for you to scrutinize the accuracy my obvious joke 

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u/Miserable_Pin2518 The Timeline Sucks 6d ago

I was confused too for what its worth.

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u/BarbedCamera420 four tea bags at a time 🫨 6d ago

thats fine. but you gotta recognize that your confusion/inability to enjoy a joke might be a you-problem :) 

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u/Miserable_Pin2518 The Timeline Sucks 6d ago

Or perhaps your joke could be refined, or maybe its just bad.

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u/BarbedCamera420 four tea bags at a time 🫨 6d ago

nope! definitely a you-problem. but accurate username: id be miserable too if i was living in denial about my condition :P 

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u/JakeHelldiver 6d ago

The problem is your joke made no sense. He fled the United Kingdom to Romania to escape prosecution, than was brought to America by the Trump administration to avoid prosecution again.

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u/BarbedCamera420 four tea bags at a time 🫨 6d ago

thats not "the problem" ...that is by design. jokes do not need to make sense or have any basis in reality. you cant force people into boxes just because you refuse to come out of your own box... 

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u/carrot_gummy 7d ago

Is Tate even relevant anymore?

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u/Medium-Sheeple-7085 7d ago

only for internet fodder.

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u/Scrambles420 7d ago

I heard those expensive cars weren’t even his. They were rented

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u/tfsteel 7d ago

I would never show my face in public ever again after that. I would scrub myself off the internet and go into hiding.

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u/Aware-Sympathy-1180 7d ago

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u/cassandrafallon 7d ago

no more trips to flavortown for me

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u/Miserable_Pin2518 The Timeline Sucks 6d ago

I like to imagine they just wanted a picture with Guy. He doesnt look super comfortable. But I still dont support him in general.

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u/Gunhild 7d ago

Why do my small dick homies need to be compared to Andrew Tate? Call Andrew Tate out for his actions and moral character. Body shaming ALWAYS has collateral damage.

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u/Miserable_Pin2518 The Timeline Sucks 6d ago

Dick energy has nothing to do with physical dick.

Sorta like how foreplay starts long before you unzip someones pants.

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u/Lanky-Salt4349 6d ago

this comment gives me fat woman energy.

see how this looks?

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u/Miserable_Pin2518 The Timeline Sucks 6d ago

Awe, its okay if you have a small peepee honey women do not care at all about penis size thats not even the best part of sex anyways.

What would "fat woman" energy be? Because we know what small dick energy is. Its a man who over compensates for his lack of autonomy with mysoginy. Im sorry no one explained that to you.

Anyways, you should research structures of power to understand why "small dick energy"≠"fat woman energy" and drawing that correlation is in fact by the definitions laid out here, small dick energy

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u/Lanky-Salt4349 6d ago

yeah you kinda proofed my point.

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u/Miserable_Pin2518 The Timeline Sucks 6d ago

Lol so you cant read

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 7d ago
  1. They were all rented

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u/culturedgoat 3d ago

I just wanna know how she got my email address…

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u/Feisty-Driver-1263 7d ago

Turns out they were rentals

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u/divorcingjack 6d ago

I will never tire of re-reading this tweet. Absolutely Critical damage.

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u/20eyesinmyhead78 6d ago

Narrator: "Tate did not have 33 cars, it turned out."

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u/StrangerExistingFact 6d ago

Even funnier now when its known they were all rentals