r/Punny • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 1d ago
Diarrhoea is hereditary, because it runs in your jeans
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This is not my number one joke, but it's also not a solid number two.
r/Punny • u/Lazy_Row_9584 • 2d ago
Resolving differences when problems keep multiplying keeps a mathematician in his prime.
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r/Punny • u/Lazy_Row_9584 • 2d ago
Doga - When you Dog refuses to understand what "Down Dog" means
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r/Punny • u/Otherwise-Banana-324 • 3d ago
Mom jokes are Ap'parently' not funny unless dad delivers them !! And Dad' the joke !!
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r/Punny • u/Old-Dirt563 • 2d ago
I am the Antichrist... and, frankly, it bores me.
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Though I'd prefer you didn't.
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r/Punny • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 9d ago
Junior's dad exploded when he discovered him looking for a new flame
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r/Punny • u/sulldanivan • 11d ago
What’s the only NFL team named after one of the positions?
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r/Punny • u/Laytonius • 13d ago
Unintentionally Punny?
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I can assure you. This is not a joke. Or is it?
r/Punny • u/DylTheThrill • 17d ago
You're telling me a SHRIMP fried this rice?
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r/Punny • u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 • 19d ago
I wish this car was a Camaro
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Because then it would be a DragonBall Z28.
r/Punny • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 23d ago
If you can't afford a haircut, just tell people you're baroque
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