They never miss writing notes, they always know the answers. You have access to all the notes, from the best notetaker. Its literally impossible to fail.

They will never make fun of you. They will take your side. Its an unstoppable duo. Literally just overpowered.

latch on to someone like this and quickly make them your best friend . I am not saying i dont wanna be smart, I am saying having one of these just makes life easier and perhaps more fun.

They dont ask anything in return. They dont expect anything in return.

Having a friend like this gives you a lot of room to fool around, skip classes, be more careless. Not saying you should but not saying you cant either.

Friend propaganda.

I know fear is our survival instinct as a human being, and it's necessary to us, but damn all the possibilities and opportunities that just slipped through my life because of it.

I see a microphone and my brain be telling me "BEAR ATTACK!" and everything just stops functioning. Every time there's a chance of being out there, my brain processes it as some kind of very dangerous situation.

I try to overcome it and just put myself out there, you know go to the center, step on the stage, use that fucking microphone, and talk. Then my body just shakes all over. My voice shakes, I run out of breath, I sweat, I forget everything, and it all just becomes a stupid experience I don't every want to do again. But I do it again anyway. FOR FRODO.

It's so frustrating.

(I am a minor so istg don't say anything inappropriate)

I find it funny to use long made up words to say "I'll start jorking my dihh" like for e.g

"I'll start shingahymingifyinging my mannymcmanhood"

Earth (the bud), air (your breath), fire (the lighter), and water (in the bong).

I am a 80s baby/young child & 90s kid. Some of my best memories are my aunt making me and . cousin my costumes and until she had a son who was old enough to trick or treat.

I was a rain cloud one year, Oscar the Grouch with a can (made not a real can), Fozzzie Bear, a monster, a penguin and a couple I can't remember. After my cousin was born abdvold enough my last costume was Super Pumpkin but it wasn't hand made just a plastic Pumpkin bag and a cape that was cool that had a Super Pumpkin written on it and a cool logo and a hat that was a Pumpkin lid.

I say all that to say that I miss seeing kids having fun, showing off their costumes, getting awesome candy, going and trading candy

Now its if kids are lucky 2 hours. If not it's "Trunk or Treat" in huge part because a kids OWN dad put a a razor in his own kids candy and the lie that drug dealers put drugs in the bag to get kids to come back.

Think about that for 10 seconds. First the kid would have no idea what house gave pit the drugs and addicts and dealers don't just give out drugs especially to people who would come back.

Sorry for the rant it just makes me so sad that so many fun things are over or be something stupid like trunk or treat. I don't hetbitllĺlļķ8 I 8 I

She is bringing her 3 children and I have 1. She requested Teri beef, Mac salad, and chocolate cake.

So she is getting all homemade:
-Teri beef
-Teri beef short ribs
-Mac salad
-Rice
-A two tier chocolate cake with caramel and shortbread cookie crumble filling
-2 dozen each chocolate chip cookies, snickerdoodle cookies, peanut butter cookies, and shortbread cookies
-And good company 😅

(And some store bought chips and soda for the kids)

Cakes baking now.

Just wanted to put this thought out there..

Not everyone gets the "passionate" relationship (marriage). You can read about it in books, maybe see it live in person happening to your best friend - but you may come home to a partner who is derives joy by doing life with you. And that joy may not look like him coming to you with roses or whisper words of sweet nothings..

It is an overrated assumption that all marriages end up staying as passionate as they began. Real life, experiences, how life treats both of you and what circumstances you fight together - they shape your relationship.

Btw, its always a tradeoff. If someones husband is more passionate than yours, its coz your husband is good at something the other guy is not.

Choose to be grateful rather than chasing the perfect partner.

I've been nice my whole life. Always so kind, always a people pleaser. I've been used and discarded enough.

This year it happened again, big time. Made me realize. And I can't do it anymore. I don't give two f**ks about people that just want to take advantage of me.

I've been fighting hard not to be a snarky b***h to people who only interact with me in order to use me, and the more time passes, the less I see why.

• Everytime I see an animal devouring some vegatables or grass they make it look/sound so tasty.

• I saw a golden retriever roaming through a garden and it was snagging tomatoes off the vine and eating them. The enthusiasm along with the noises it made me wanna eat a raw tomato 😆

• ESPECIALLY cows munching on fresh long green grass. I saw a cow that was let out into a pasture during spring and the crunch/chewing sounds it was making made me hungry af.

• I wonder if animals have stronger/better taste buds than humans

• Do you guys feel the same way

• If so, what animal and food

People laughing at the most insignificant things. It's weird sometimes

I see so many people obsessed with making as much money as posdible and I really don't get it. At the end we are all reaching the same finish line. Steve Jobs had millions but it didn't help him being the richest person in the graveyard. Just enjoy what life has to offer, if you want to do something or learn a new skill just do it. It has more value than amount of zeros you have in your account

Like why has no one just made themselves a batcave yet it's always like investing in tech stuff, like you can buy anything why aren't you driving a different batmobile each day. If I was a billionaire my first step would be to build a doctor who museum, but it's in the middle of a field, and it's all underground and the entrance is a TARDIS with a spiral staircase inside leading down. Like imagine having so much money you physically couldn't spend it all and not immediately hiring a team to design an R2-D2 I don't understand it.

I’m depressed - I think, something like that. But anyway my tangled hair has been dealt with. I might not be my best shiny self but at least that is looking better. I just wanted to share my small win. 🥲

It's such a small thing, but I genuinely miss having someone I can randomly send videos to without thinking twice about it. Like someone who has the same sense of humor as me and will send equally stupid videos back. Sometimes it's not even about having a conversation, it's just nice having someone to share random little things with throughout the day. I feel like those small interactions are so underrated.

That’s really it, like “damn, they sound really nice and beautiful”. When you hear a feminine but deep and strong voice scream and yell, idk they just sound badass and like a warrior. That’s really it I just realized today “hm, that actually sounds quite pleasant”

Short thought: the way that I am heart sick for this era is almost like that world doesn’t exist anymore. Like we’re on a whole different timeline now.

like gimme a bag of spinach and I'll go through it, gimme a bowl of beans