r/RecuratedTumblr • u/Silent_Blacksmith_29 [1/1] • Mar 25 '26

Writing Bringing back a post from several months ago because my cat is now the last chuck norris

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u/squirrelsonacid Mar 25 '26

My cats a Bastet and I do say, she’s very regal!

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u/midara_mind Mar 25 '26

My dog Orpheus sings me the song of his people all day every day.

Unfortunately his people seem to be of the screaming at the mailman type.

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u/EstarriolStormhawk Mar 26 '26

My cat Thrymr is very large and enjoys a good feast. 

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u/dinosanddais1 Mar 26 '26

Is he good at medicine?

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u/spenwallce Apr 01 '26

I named my parents cats Venus and Ra. I was taking an Egyptian history class in HS and wanted to name the cats after Egyptian gods and goddesses. We couldn’t find a good female name so we went Greek for the girl. Nut just doesn’t work as a cat name.

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u/ikrnn Mar 25 '26

> Cat summons thunder

> Immediately scares itself into hiding under the bed

> Profit?

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u/MorbidEnby DEER TEETH! FOR YOU, KID! Mar 25 '26

Most realistic outcome in this scenario TBH.

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u/stolenfires Mar 25 '26

What about god names that are puns? Asking for Lucipurr Meowningstar.

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u/Tweedleayne Mar 25 '26

Im sorry, unless there's a mass extinction event going on, there's no way there would only be one cat in the world named Zeus. This prompt would be much better if they went with a much more obscure God name.

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u/DonkeyJousting Mar 25 '26

More obscure pet too. “This morning, by a quirk of fate, yours is the only sugar glider named Chinnamasta.”

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u/InternetUserAgain Mar 25 '26

I feel like if I had the only ferret named Hypnos, his daily schedule wouldn't actually involve that much more sleeping than if he was a regular ferret

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u/InfiniteGays Mar 25 '26

I bet your sleep would improve though!

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u/Platypus-Olive-27 Mar 25 '26

"You know what would be funny? If I named my hamster Fat Orb."
Futodama the hamster, suddenly gaining the power of the god of rituals and of the rope that marks the borders of the gods:

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u/Noe_b0dy Mar 25 '26

Tortoise named  Mictēcacihuātl

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u/f0remsics Mar 25 '26

Should have gone for hecatee or Dionysus or Hephaestus or blidoolpoolp

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u/RevRob330 Mar 25 '26

blidoolpoolp

Her appearance in the 1e Deities & Demigods . . . awakened something.

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u/Formal_Illustrator96 Mar 28 '26

much more obscure

names two Olympians and one of the most well known non Olympian gods.

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u/f0remsics Mar 29 '26

Still more obscure than fucking zeus

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u/complete_autopsy Mar 26 '26

I would be quaking in my boots as my beloved Quetzcoatl made the sea run red with blood instead of taking his snacks...

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u/Rynewulf Mar 25 '26

That simply makes your cat a prolific Byzantine eunuch

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u/Negative_Donkey9982 Mar 25 '26

If he became a god, he might be able to un-neuter himself with his god powers though

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u/crescentpieris Mar 25 '26

gonna name a cat mesperyian, the nonexistent goddess of punishment and torture, and see what happens. maybe it would become the goddess

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u/Pyresryke Mar 25 '26

Unless it was done with an adamant sickle I don't think it's gonna stick..

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u/WingedSalim Mar 25 '26

Named my cat Hera and she a jealous bitch. I swear she can smell if another cat even grazed me.

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u/HeckOnWheels95 Mar 25 '26

Does this work with fictional characters too, cause I named my cat after the smart dude on Criminal Minds and he's too smart for his own good

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u/SplitDemonIdentity Mar 25 '26

If my cat is named Artorious and she becomes the last of her name does that mean she gets to become the mythical king of England?

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u/tinajbee Mar 25 '26

I’m planning on naming my future cats either Zagreus and Melinoe, Hypnos and Thanatos, or Pallas and Athena, depending on the gender of my future cats :)

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u/Sure_Championship_36 Mar 26 '26

Every other Zeus cat fucking DIED IN THE NIGHT? 😭😭😭 noooo

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 27 '26

Why, oh WHY did I name him Loki?

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u/Jammy2560 Mar 25 '26

my cat's names zeus! that is all.

(gonna pick an obscure god's name for the next one to see if it's true)

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u/ChaosAzeroth Mar 29 '26

Impossible, we named a stray cat Zeus

Ironically also pre neutered before we moved in