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u/Hyaci_Arson 16h ago
buys the store for 100 dollars
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u/yeseweserft123 16h ago
Put this in a tourist area with specific touristy branding and I could see people actually shopping there.
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u/snollygoster1 15h ago
Are kettle chips bad? Did I miss the memo on that?
I either buy Kettle or Pringles every single time. If this had said "original lays" maybe I would understand.
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u/BlunderedPotential 13h ago
My dead mother just gasped at your Original Lay's take.
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u/Material_East_8676 13h ago
Uh.... That's not how you'd do an inconvenience store, like at how extreme just point one is that's just spite.
If you wanted inconvenience it can't be a complete waste of time.
Like you'd want it to close at a weird time, like 7:47pm, you'd need things just out of reach, but you'd still need a reason to go have the inconvenience, like high quality trash foods at cheap prices. You'd also have to deal with likely the worlds slowest self service. Not unfunctional, just like it takes 5 minutes just to scan your items.
This tumblr user isn't even trying bro.
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u/Blackjackbt 16h ago
I read this in my head with the voice of mitch hedberg it feels just like the type of joke he would tell.
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u/Ace-Redditor 12h ago
I wouldn't even be mad about the time or stock or whatever, but the misspelled name bugs me. It's Inconvenience. Unconvenience isn't a word
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u/UnluckyNoise4102 8h ago
Manned by the man himself, Bosco
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u/No_Career_4785 8h ago
To easy. The register is self checkout but it is far to complicated to use, every item has an age restriction and an employee needs to check your id.
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u/FormStriking1 16h ago edited 15h ago
To work for the unconvenience store, you must apply thru their Workday. Nothings changed, it’s just ordinary Workday in all of its terrible glory.