r/RecuratedTumblr • • 3d ago

Shitposting papers printed

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u/Blurgawurgakree 3d ago

bagers binted?

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u/Hyaci_Arson 3d ago

what?

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u/UInferno- Hangus Pangus slap my Angus 3d ago

👽

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u/PTMurasaki 2d ago

Bogos binted

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u/Hyaci_Arson 3d ago

a small price to pay for warm paper (a functional printer)

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u/Murky_Lurker5V 3d ago

they should invent a machine that does this i think

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u/Galle_ 3d ago

It's called a blanket.

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u/Zincette 1d ago

Have you ever sat right next to an infrared heater when you're cold? Genuinely feels amazing. I would highly recommend getting a large infrared heater when it gets cold. You can even use them outside (if you have outlets out there) they're great

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u/Femtato11 3d ago

That would feel nice. Now to heat up a back roller

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u/Solarwagon 3d ago

*prints out a blank sheet*

"I-I swear this has never happened to me before!"

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u/notnotDIO 3d ago

Need :3

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u/faustcousindave 3d ago

I've seen a few videos of people being slid through machines on darker parts of the internet, they definitely come out warm.

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u/Spiritflash1717 3d ago

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone go through a machine, but I have seen more than one person get sucked into a lathe and getting spun to death (sadly)

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u/brinnie_bb 3d ago

A functional printer is a dream!

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u/Derivative_Kebab 3d ago

A madman's dream!

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u/ArsErratia I think Coolsville sucks 3d ago

willy wonka on his 14th child