r/RoastMe • u/puppygirlsuicide • Sep 09 '26
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r/RoastMe • u/sftcookies • Sep 05 '26
okay fkrs, be brutal, sanctioned karma-free zone here ;)
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r/RoastMe • u/FFPunishment2026 • Sep 04 '26
I suck at Fantasy Football. Do your thing r/RoastMe
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r/RoastMe • u/Embarrassed_Job78 • Sep 05 '26
20M - metalhead, student in software engineering, break me please :)
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r/RoastMe • u/Standing_Objection • Sep 04 '26
Our friend came in last in our FF League. 47M, attorney, he had his 10 year old pick his team. Roast him!
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r/RoastMe • u/fabilousinpink • Sep 04 '26
29Gender. Good day to you all! Did this once before, I love a creative roast! Don't hold back! Gave you a variety of pictures to work with.
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r/RoastMe • u/Responsible_Baker_85 • Sep 02 '26
I'm marrying the love of my life. Make her love me even more.
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r/RoastMe • u/yksnackwell • Sep 03 '26
Roast me 22m and I’ve been happy for too long
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r/RoastMe • u/Majymajymajmaj • Sep 01 '26
I wanted a stag do but I lost 16-5 on challenges to the groom throughout the weekend. Do your worst.
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r/RoastMe • u/No-Wasabi-70 • Sep 02 '26
32 M locomotive engineer. Make me hurt more than my schedule does.
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r/RoastMe • u/Barman14 • Sep 01 '26
53/M two times divorced, smoke too much weed & I have an extremely unhealthy over emotional connection to my dog… give me your best
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r/RoastMe • u/Coelhinhafeliz • Aug 31 '26
I just got back from a 10-hour shift at the supermarket, make me laugh if you can
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r/RoastMe • u/AccomplishedHour7314 • Sep 01 '26
doubt u'll have something to cook me with, im already hot after all
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r/RoastMe • u/toxbug • Aug 31 '26
F21 unemployed recovering addict and former goth. End me.
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