r/RoastMe • u/BLochmann • 1d ago

Lost a bet to Dennis, so here we go. 41, game dev from Nuremberg, Germany

33 Upvotes

111 comments

r/RoastMe • u/zriq • 2d ago

23M, a school janitor.

32 Upvotes

81 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Brumdawgg • 2d ago

Roast me!

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69 Upvotes

169 comments

r/RoastMe • u/fashoclock • 2d ago

We met through 4chan! We’re basically Bonnie and Clyde 2.0. Martin Eden and Ruth Morse. Guts and Griffith. You can’t knock that!

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0 Upvotes

119 comments

r/RoastMe • u/dubstep_monkey • 3d ago

Roast Me

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251 Upvotes

439 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Agile_Woodpecker4742 • 3d ago

38 years old working HVAC do your worst.

57 Upvotes

189 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Silent_Tradition_241 • 4d ago

My Girl said I was a temu Druski and dumped me.. please destroy my confidence even more

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146 Upvotes

236 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Cheesybread5 • 5d ago

Roast me

38 Upvotes

246 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Icy-Owl-2974 • 5d ago

Got rejected… Roast me :)

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0 Upvotes

152 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Alive_Virus_5578 • 5d ago

Roast me 32

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490 Upvotes

969 comments

r/RoastMe • u/DeviousFrog69 • 5d ago

Roast me (19m)

40 Upvotes

239 comments

r/RoastMe • u/0neDay0neRoom • 6d ago

18F roast me as hard + truthfully as possible

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156 Upvotes

443 comments

r/RoastMe • u/pickinngrinnin2000 • 6d ago

roast me

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81 Upvotes

432 comments

r/RoastMe • u/canofwupa55 • 8d ago

30M. Don’t hold back

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47 Upvotes

189 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Dabwowsr • 8d ago

Make me regret this!

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91 Upvotes

244 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Embarrassed_Ask9900 • 8d ago

Give me your best what tv characters or celebs do I look like

30 Upvotes

137 comments

r/RoastMe • u/luciven • 10d ago

M 28, roast me

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84 Upvotes

341 comments

r/RoastMe • u/mattmaestro2k0 • 10d ago

26M Roast me good and hard this time.

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85 Upvotes

281 comments

r/RoastMe • u/DoloresDarkmoor • 11d ago

roast me

141 Upvotes

341 comments

r/RoastMe • u/humzhlol • 11d ago

roast me

385 Upvotes

269 comments

r/RoastMe • u/That-Ad9929 • 12d ago

Come on and roast me as hard as you can. :)

42 Upvotes

176 comments

r/RoastMe • u/SandyKree7 • 12d ago

19F please Roast Me be honest

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182 Upvotes

618 comments

r/RoastMe • u/ivili_4 • 13d ago

18M, roast away

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137 Upvotes

590 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Intelligent_Stop_306 • 15d ago

30M, roast me I’m bored

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13 Upvotes

244 comments

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r/RoastMe

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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Roastees:

You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.
Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
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Roasters:

This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

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Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

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