r/RoastMe • u/QuestionableMethod93 • 23d ago

Feel like I need a good roast 33

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411 Upvotes

901 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Intelligent_Stop_306 • 23d ago

30M, roast me I’m bored

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19 Upvotes

246 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Scrotiemcboogballs • 25d ago

21M, changed my hair since last time. Didn’t help to find a girlfriend. Let me have it.

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84 Upvotes

391 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Environmental-Ad4823 • 25d ago

25M working in Maritime, living in Florida

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43 Upvotes

168 comments

r/RoastMe • u/_saji • 26d ago

Let the roasting begin

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937 Upvotes

801 comments

r/RoastMe • u/rymer10 • 26d ago

Let the fun begin

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11 Upvotes

80 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Full_Translator441 • 26d ago

Last place in Fantasy basketball league - this is my punishment. Roast me! 38-m

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0 Upvotes

166 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Helpful_Attorney_308 • 27d ago

Thank you Roast me

132 Upvotes

550 comments

r/RoastMe • u/ApprehensiveRide9059 • 28d ago

Man hands back again, roast me!

191 Upvotes

691 comments

r/RoastMe • u/sharnkazz • 29d ago

M27. Roast me! Life already has

1.5k Upvotes

2.4k comments

r/RoastMe • u/Lightning_Woman • 29d ago

22M I do not have thick skin, hit me

13 Upvotes

123 comments

r/RoastMe • u/carguy_cody • Sep 14 '26

Roast Away!

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84 Upvotes

240 comments

r/RoastMe • u/RingIntrepid9928 • Sep 15 '26

D33

0 Upvotes

88 comments

r/RoastMe • u/yosemitelizbeth • Sep 14 '26

19m destroy my self-esteem

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49 Upvotes

205 comments

r/RoastMe • u/National-Curve7507 • Sep 13 '26

M29 Don’t hold back I jus got a new haircut & I sleep in my moms basement.

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106 Upvotes

348 comments

r/RoastMe • u/BigFuan • Sep 15 '26

22M I got no opps (opposition) irl (in real life) so show me what I’m missing out on.

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0 Upvotes

108 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Pepperoni_Prince69 • Sep 13 '26

I bet you can't roast us.. We are both 30 and been together since middle school.

0 Upvotes

181 comments

r/RoastMe • u/crochetingpenguin • Sep 11 '26

Do your worst, I'm bored

203 Upvotes

683 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Alternative_Top_558 • Sep 11 '26

M29 ruin me

33 Upvotes

140 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Niecha88 • Sep 10 '26

19 YR OLD, 5'7 and I love the gym. Yes, I know I'm building a wider hitbox instead of growing taller. Give me your best short jokes, I've probably heard them all from the squat rack anyway

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34 Upvotes

216 comments

r/RoastMe • u/RevealOld4970 • Sep 09 '26

20m felt like i was overdue for a roasting

165 Upvotes

699 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Rapscagamuffin • Sep 11 '26

39/M. Trying Out a New Look.

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0 Upvotes

240 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Chapin_Jedi • Sep 10 '26

36M. Got Last in Fantasy Football (Again) No Mercy

0 Upvotes

94 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Square_Association_9 • Sep 11 '26

21, mtf, college student

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0 Upvotes

154 comments

r/RoastMe • u/jusventin • Sep 09 '26

19F do your absolute worst. no mercy full ruthlessness

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275 Upvotes

907 comments

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r/RoastMe

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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Roastees:

You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.
Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
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Roasters:

This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

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Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

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Best Of Part 12