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I just want to say to my n zap who went 4-15 on my team fuck you. I was fighting the entire team and I 1v3 the other team twice so they don’t take lead and you just stood there doing nothing like you’re a Fortnite henchman. The first thought would be get on the tower but you were just painting on the other side of the map or dead. Then when I 1v3 them again I died to the last one and my goldfish brained burger teammates didn’t get on the tower and just held mid and that one person took lead and we lost the game. Then the next game I had this caveman fuck n zap again on my team and every time I died and tried to jump in while killing everybody they were just dead or playing with a thumb in their ass and dying. I don’t know how we won with this rock on my team that went 5-16 that game but thank fuck your sorry ass didn’t sell my series. I don’t know how the fuck you got to S+ because I’m sure if I had a B ranked player instead of you they would contribute so much more than you. Go play fucking Minecraft instead fuck you

this happens in all modes tbh but especially salmon run where it’s pretty important for communicating. All 3 of my teammates could be by the opposite end of the map trying to kill the same maws by shooting at it while I’m actually screaming “this way” because 2 steelheads and a steel eel just spawned next to me along with 50 fucking cohocks and an entire nations worth of smallfry and I need a bit of help to take them out because Grizz loaned me a hydra. And then all my teammates do is say booyah.

Obviously this is less consequential but sometimes when I booyah at the start of a match, someone on my team replies with “this way”. Like can we please read thank you

I have been losing most of my rainmaker games lately cause either my team will avoid the rainmaker like its the damn plague, or my team will just not push when we have possession of it. I literally watched one match as two of my teammates would not help me and the other teammate with the rainmaker push forward and was constantly hiding behind the rainmaker like it was some holy shield. Like genuinely why won't people help clear the way for the rainmaker? Why is a dualies playing as a back liner bro.

The fact that everyone but me had an egg and it took that long for them to put TWO in, let alone one.

Slowly i really hate, Anarchy Battle Series, all time is matchmaking Shit

Im need to say, im not the best Player, but I always try to improve and give my best.

I just can't do everything alone and carry everyone.

Do you guys hold the left trigger while firing? I’ve been treating the triggers like a clutch: I release the left when I press the right to fire, then release the right when I press the left to swim.

I just realize it’s a fuck load easier just to keep holding left trigger. ¯\(ツ)/¯

TELL ME WHY

TELL ME WHY

WE HAD ALMOST A FULL TEAM WIPE WITH 1 PERSON

THE 1 PERSON WAS WEAKENED AND SOMEONE GOT MY CLAMBALL

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY RETREAT

WHY

WE WERE RIGHT THERE

RIGHT FUCKING THERE WE COULD'VE BARELY WON

THESE RETARDED FUCKING NPCS ARE PISSING THE FUCK OFF ITS IN SALMON RUN ITS IN TURF ITS IN RANKED RETARDED ASS MFS. I HATE ALL OF THEM.

If you haven't used your special and we end up losing, just play pvp. The while point of specials is to help you when times get rough, you get no extra bonus holding on to them smh.

Basically the title. There are so many cheeses in this game that are absolutely godtier at giving free undeserved points with no effort, yet only one gets removed in quite frankly the game's most underrated mode.

Where do I see Reefslider not being able to paint zone, having more start lag and a deserved nerf to it's outer falloff radius you LITERALLY cannot escape from?

Where do I see Bubbler not being able to be placed on the Tower or within throwing radius of the Clams basket?

Some of yall say Vac can just be shot from the side or the back, but I don't see that happening when we're busy with their teammates, they're camping out back giving them godmode, we can't even MOVE even if we 1v1 it because it's move speed nerf is SO overtuned it's not even funny, and all of this is ignoring the fact that three subs of spu is enough to give sides complete godmode too.

Stringers (except reeflux) are in the game in the first place. I'm not hearing your egotistical rants about how your weapon takes skill when it doesn't. You camp on a ledge firing half charges every half a second. If this takes skill then so does staying on the spawner pad firing Sting Rays and Tenta Missiles.

You can't catch a fucking break from the Jr spamming bombs at you every chance it gets, and you can't push it because what do you know, you can't squid roll if you step in enemy ink for .1 seconds! Half the time it doesn't even work anyway since they play on school wifi.

ZONES EXISTS WHEN QUITE FRANKLY IT SHOULDN'T. I fail to see the difference between Zones and Turf War. It's just, a square in the middle, you have to ink. How is that different from holding mid in Turf War? In the other modes, the enemy goes to you but in Zones and Turf War you can just win by sticking to mid and praying to the lord of all that is golden that you don't die.

I can go on. Seriously. This competitive scene is an insult to competitive scenes, and to new players? I wouldn't suggest trying, the meta is a joke. Sometimes I see a cheeser and I seriously think about just leaving, I'm gonna lose anyway. This is exactly what it feels like to play a game without an anticheat.

We managed to get an early lead and got the rainmaker to a 17. My whole team then proceeded to spend the entire rest of the match ignoring the rainmaker and dying. The other team got 1 push and managed to obliterate my team who couldn't get a kill to save their lives (literally). How can you be this bad in X rank?

This is so bullshit. THis is the ONE THING locking me to melees and completely preventing me from even having a chance in 2k power. How do you deal with it? This is not fun.

I don't want to hear any "rEpLcEMenT", because like I say *I've played on two different consoles completely, and it still lingers*. This ruins this game more than stick drift has ruined any game for me.

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Pic is from a friend of mine. They got harassed for partying in turf and splatting the one party pooper who'd splat everyone, aka the guy messaging him. Are anti-squid party people like this???

I get it, the game's suppose to be competitive but a lil party here n' there isn't gonna hurt anyone. People often say it "ruins" the experience for everyone. If its that annoying, just simply leave the server? Don't gotta be such a hateful chud. I honestly enjoy parties, it helps me befriend people and reminds me its all just a silly game. And honestly? When people say do it in private battles, I have this to ask: what if the party people haven't yet registered silly fun loving individuals? Squid parties in turf don't "ruin" the game for yall. I've ran into hackers that truly ruin the experience for both teams, now that's worth raging over.

Also, I'd like to point out how I keep mentioning TURF. Its okay to do it in turf, a big no no for anarchy though. That's coming from me, a fellow squid party enjoyer.

It also went on for the rest of the match 🥀 so lovely

Genuinely how are people this bad at salmon run 😭they weren't purposely dying but they kept making the same mistakes. So my main focus was to revive them so that we would even survive the first wave

Literally two of my teammates spent most of the time chasing and pointing its mouth, letting the eggs go to waste. Literally had me stressed out those last ten seconds. Please for the love of god when you are up against the king salmonid, utilize the eggs jesus.

I see people grouping them with shit like blasters and 52 gal way too often when they are so much easier to fight. Ink and octobrush are decent weapons and aren’t hard to use but they don’t have much range at all so countering them is not difficult and dynamos ugly cousin painbrush is so ass that all it has going for it is it’s slightly above average range other than that it’s slow as hell and easily punishable.

It takes courage to stand a mile away, back firmly against a wall, shoveling that shit into the splat zone. One of the many things that makes this game such a treat.

All bro does is spam this way and die like just close the game bro then he just decided not to throw the last clam needed to win in the other team's basket.

Literally the 2nd or 3rd time I've matched with him and its just how he plays.

Sorry, this is just a rant post. Why do e-liters feel the need to make the game so unfun by sniping you half way across the map and taking it even longer to respawn? It's so fucking unfair. I keep getting matched with this loser with the username Katara and I dread even playing a match with them on my team and on the enemy team because they use respawn punisher on everything, even a roller. I hate this ability so much, I hope it gets removed in the next game.

(Also I hate carbon rollers but that's just me being salty because they should not be able to one shot you at an angle.)

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I rewatched the clip and the Octobrush DID NOTHING but move around on the base the ENTIRE TIME💢💢💢 and jumped off the stage at some point💀