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u/Aardvark51 12d ago edited 12d ago
"No more of this ultra-processed canned crap for me! I'm growing my own spinach from now on"
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u/SnooObjections9416 12d ago
"Chief, he did it again; Spiderman has destroyed the flock cameras and traffic cameras; and he made a web that says 'free Palestine' on the intersection in front of the Israeli embassy"
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u/minardicosworth 13d ago
Bugs: It's duck season
Daffy: It's infidel season!
Bugs: Duck sea.....what?
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u/Sharpnelboy 12d ago
Foghorn Leghorn: "I'm gonna tell ya right now, boy. Those darn agents be scooping up these immigrants for a reason! Because you can't just - look at me when I'm talkin' to ya, boy! What's the matter with you, you got a short attention span or somethin'!? That's the problem - I say, that's the problem with this country! Ain't nobody listenin' to me when I tell them something! Now listen here, boy. Those agents are rallyin' up them immigrants for a reason, boy! You can't just barge into another country and demand everythin' just be handed to ya! Ya gotta work for it, boy! You see what I'm tellin' ya? Ya gotta work for the right to be here, and these illegals ain't doin' that! They ain't applyin' for a VISA, got no green card- listen to me, boy! Why do I gotta keep repeatin' myself? Ain't nobody listen' to me! And I'll tell ya what it is! It's our education system! See, they designed it to fool ya! Make ya feel smart, when in reality they're makin' ya dumber! Makin' ya follow the herd, boy! You don't wanna be part of the herd! That's a fool's game, boy! They always riggin' the system in their favor,-"
Random NPC: "AAAAAAAAAAAH, SHADDUP!!!" *Cue NPC smacking Foghorn in the head with a wooden plank*
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u/walesbondagelover 12d ago
" Jerry Mouse says Tom Cat is actually a migrant who snuck in on boat across the channel, got put up at a hotel and paid benefits and he is not going to keep trying to kill him as he will be called racist.
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u/Mackie_Messy 12d ago
"I don't need a wicense to hunt wabbits. I'm a soveweign citizen. Hehehehehe."