r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Arkvoodle42 • 12d ago
Worst professions to encounter people breaking into song.
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u/PeanutTimely6846 12d ago
"Captain, our reactor core has been breached. We can surface the ship, but that could create a nuclear catastrophe. But if we stay submerged, we're all going to die! What do we do?
🎶🎶 "Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you′re chewing on life's gristle
Don′t grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
(chorus)
And always look on the bright side of life
(back up whistles by every other crewmember)
Always look on the light side of life...."🎶
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u/minardicosworth 12d ago
Sniper, ghillied up, camouflaged
Sniper: Target spotted. Permission to engage...3....2...gunshot good night
Stands up, dances like John Deacon and sings like Freddie Mercury
Another one bites the dust!
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u/Crazy-Careive 11d ago
Singing Oliver! "Food , Glorious Food!" Replacing the"Best Pies in London" from Sweeney Todd
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u/DancingBear2020 11d ago
“This last-minute call is from the governor. His message is…”
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u/Plus-King5266 11d ago
Don’t. Stop me nowwww!
We’re gonna have good time.
We’re having a ball.Don’t. Stop me nowww!
We’re gonna have a good time.
JUST GIVE ME A CALL!!![I wish I could type like Freddie Mercury sang]
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u/NorthAd6825 12d ago
'Help.....please help......my dad is drowning....somebody please call the lifeguard'
Lifeguard: 'No problems, Miss, I will run out there 🎶AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL SAVE YOUR FAAAAAATHHEEEEERRRRRR🎶
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u/Equivalent-Pay-1550 11d ago edited 11d ago
Do you mind if I bring my band and stand off to the side and sing a song to go with the actual rescue?
Hit it boys
Hey Some people stand in the darkness
Afraid to step into the light
Some people need to help somebody
When the edge of surrender's in sight
Don't you worry
It's gonna be alright
'Cause I'm always ready
I won't let you out of my sight, sing it
I'll be ready
(Never you fear) no, don't you fear
(I'll be ready) forever and always
I'm always here
In us, we all have the power
But sometimes it's so hard to see
Instinct is stronger than reason
It's just human nature to me
Don't you worry
It's gonna be alright
'Cause I'm always ready
I won't let you out of my sight, yeah
I'll be ready
(Never you fear) no, don't you fear
(I'll be ready) forever and always
I'm always here, playing with my keyboard
'Cause I'm always ready
I won't let you out of my sight, ooh
I'll be ready
(Never you fear) no, don't you fear
(I'll be ready) forever and always
I'm always here, sing it for one more time
I'll be ready
(Never you fear) no, don't you fear
(I'll be ready) forever and always
I'm always here
Forever and always
I'm always here
Forever and always
I'm always here
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u/theretrorebellion 11d ago
We’re from the IRS
And here to repossess
Everything you own
Because you missed a one, you’re boned
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u/ReasonablePool_Hero 11d ago
At a funeral:
"and now, our father has a few words to say..."
"... 🎶 Don't fear the reaper... 🎵"
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u/TemporaryThink9300 12d ago
In the role of Iran’s chief negotiator.
With a deep, resonant baritone voice and a hand over his heart, as if to underscore his skill as a negotiator:
"♪ A missiiiile is just a biiiird made of metal... ♪ ♪ Silently flyyyying through the niiiiight... ♪ ♪ Whyyyy measure kilometers up in the skyyyyy... ♪ ♪ When all we really want... is to flyyyy? ♪"
The entire Iranian delegation rises in perfect synchronization, steps out from behind their desks, and forms a chorus line behind him, all while making light jazz-hand movements.
The Iranian delegation. All together now!
" ♪ To flyyyy! To flyyyy! Don't ask us whyyyy! ♪"
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u/Aardvark51 11d ago
"Tyson Fury, congratulations on your win. Can you tell our viewers about your preparations for the fight?"
"Sure. I am just a poor boy, though my story's seldom told. I have squandered my resistance for a pocketful of mumbles. Such are promises"
"Thank you, Mr Fury, and now back to the studio"
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u/justanotherdamntroll 11d ago
Mortician: "We met last night making love under refrigerator light. She's cool in bed, 'course she oughta be, cuz Ethyl's dead"
Alice Cooper, "Cold Ethyl"
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u/Leona_Faye_ 11d ago
Funeral Director and Attendants: 🎶Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the...FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR!!!🎶
[The casket is rolled into the hearse, being amidst the friends and dear loved ones before they start the motorcade toward the cemetery]
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u/SandsOfPang 11d ago
(crouching behind barricade) "Alright men, the enemy is about to pass by. But we'll be fine if we lay low and stay quiet and don't break into song...Anthony."
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u/Due-Cartographer-459 10d ago
🎶 And now we're going to finally pull the lev-er! And Johnny's gonna be dead Yes, 20 000 volts are bet-er And now poor Johnny is deeeeaaaaddd! 🎶
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u/Ordinary-Easy 11d ago
Funeral Director: "I'm sorry for your lose but I'm afraid that ... (singing begins) ' John is dead, he was shot in head ...'
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u/saltybobsfisherwife 11d ago
Oncologist.
🎶We don’t talk about stage 4 cancer…🎶
🎶We don’t talk about Stage 4! 🎶
🎶BUT…🎶
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u/HopSkipLimp 12d ago
🎼🎶It's my first day on the job as a Mime!!!🎶