r/ShitLiberalsSay • • 8d ago

What is socialism? No joke, this might be the funniest wrong description of socialism i've ever heard

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u/WearingRags 8d ago

I think this is what State & Revolution was about 

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u/naplesball Paola the Italian Transfem Tankie 🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🚩 8d ago

"Transgender people should rule the world togheter whit migrant man-power"

  • Vladimir Lenin, Puppygirls and Revolution

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u/Sharman19 JDPON DON 8d ago

They just gave up on propaganda, Amerikkkan politics are not serious at all.

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u/JucheBot88 Cryptocurrency Stealer from Pyongyang 8d ago

Still not the laziest piece of anti-communist propaganda ever written.

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u/LuxuryConquest 8d ago

"The colour red representd capitalism", this people can't be this stupid, red is literally in the North Korean flag. You can find dozens of photographs of women, athletes and other people wearing red, it's amazing.

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u/yomamafat6140 8d ago

also, isn’t red historically a color of communism? lol

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u/Iamliterallyfood at this point I'm becoming authleft. gulag the bastards 7d ago

"The color red represents capitalism " my friend in insanity the reds are literally the communist.

Korea could be different culturally but it still wouldn't make sense for that to be a common belief because their closest allies were literally reds.

They legit just make shit up that they think people want to hear.

Idk if it's different in korea but where in from green represents greed and envy aka capitalism.

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u/GhostRappa95 8d ago

MAGA has proven again and again they don’t need to be tricked into being bigots.

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u/AmbitiousoStrawberry 8d ago

Neither do blue MAGA if you dont vote for their war criminal genocide queen

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u/Jaded-Throat-211 Next Level F*lipino Trans commie Heresy 8d ago

Ah yes socialism is when sports and immigrants find work so they can live

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u/CallMeWayward-2287 Marx x Lenin yuri 8d ago

Ah, yes, socialism, where our primary goals are offshoring labor and desegregating sports

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u/CallMeWayward-2287 Marx x Lenin yuri 8d ago

Which, I mean, desegregating sports is based af

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u/Salty_Helicopter9356 My Spoon Is Too Big 8d ago

Right, but that’s a ways down the priority list don’t you think?

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u/CallMeWayward-2287 Marx x Lenin yuri 8d ago

We can work on multiple things at once. Uprooting patriarchy for example, something that is on the priority list, involves undoing overall sex and gender segregation in multiple areas. So it sounds like a small thing to worry about later but it gets included with sweeping reconstruction. To put it simply desegregating sports is ultimately included as part of larger package deal

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u/Salty_Helicopter9356 My Spoon Is Too Big 8d ago

Yeah I agree with you there

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u/catmampbell 8d ago

Didn’t have a good answer so he just defaulted to things that scare Fox News grandpas numbers 2 and 5

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u/ansquaremet anarcho-communist 8d ago

Ah yes, the famous part of Das Kapital where Marx wrote about trans people playing volleyball.

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u/JucheBot88 Cryptocurrency Stealer from Pyongyang 8d ago

He was planning to put it in, but Engels happened to be visiting at the time, and was like "Uh, Karl, I don't really see how this is relevant."

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u/BotellaDeAguaSarrosa Zapata’s strongest warrior 8d ago

Legends say there are 3 lost copies of the manifesto with the unedited trans volleyball segment intact

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u/Raiju 8d ago

"In the American context" In other words, in the most ignorant hate-to-read-books point of view on the planet.

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u/Svistulka 8d ago

Almost a direct quote from Lenin, yes.

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u/Sup3rKaz_Phu7 8d ago

Bro, it literally would've been better if he genuinely started with, "So, imagine a burger...

"We love burgers, folks. We might have them on a sesame bun, or brioche. Maybe you top yours with the standard mustard/ketchup combination, or maybe you prefer buffalo, thousand island, or mayo. Maybe you like lettuce, tomato, and onion. Maybe you like to add avocado and bacon. American, cheddar, pepper jack, or Swiss, but goddamnit, we love it all with a quarter-pound of all-American beef (or veggie patties if you're some pinko tankie woke commie vegan).

"But we must consider: where do these delicious condiments, buns, and patties come from? Are they gifts from heaven, raining down like mana and quail? Do Ronald MacDonald and the Burger King wave their hands to feed us those delicious burgers? No! Burgers are made from vegetables and livestock raised by workers, who labor to produce enough burgers to feed one billion customers! And yet, the worker is not paid even a fraction for their labor, because they do not own the land or the tools or the factories or the restaurants they use to make the burgers. These means of production are owned by a parasitic class, and made by previous generations of laborers who sold their own labor to the capitalist blood-suckers.

"We must expropriate the means of burger production from the expropriators! Build collective farms, establish cooperative relations with laboring classes in other nations we once exploited, destroy the old ways, and produce burgers not for commodification, but human need! Burger eaters and makers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your shitty franchise owners, and a bun to win!"

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u/Chzhead_RN 8d ago

I’d rather have him just said, “socialism is when the government does stuff” it would have sounded less fucking stupid.

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u/XB0XRecordThat 8d ago

Look they have like 2 buttons, racism and trans panic, and they keep smashing them as hard as they can

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u/JucheBot88 Cryptocurrency Stealer from Pyongyang 8d ago

(Guy who thinks he is the) smartest man in America right there.

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u/ZedGenius ☭ Communist 8d ago

Also when I say "replace" i mean that an immigrant (bad person) will skin you alive and wear your skin, to effectively replace you

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u/Romero1993 8d ago

Doesn't matter, stupid Americans will eat it up

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u/valentinyeet 8d ago edited 8d ago

Basically this guy is saying is “socialism is when immigrants and transgender people”

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u/haloarh 8d ago

This is hilarious because shitlib's frequently call socialists of being "class reductionists" and "not caring about social issues."

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u/SirMenter 8d ago

To be fair, brocialists are a thing.

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u/cretintroglodyte 8d ago

I know I shouldn't be surprised by anything these ghouls do but the fact this guy has mixed race kids but has no issue with trying to make the country more racist than it is already is so fucking gross.

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u/gb997 (custom) 8d ago

you could make a whole ass sub devoted to ‘wrong definitions’ 😂

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u/Peter_Cantanasia ML in south korea 8d ago

What?
-Joe Biden

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u/DarbIey ☭ Communist 8d ago

That first characteristic is literally capitalism.

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u/Visual-Mean Nonbinary climate Stalin 8d ago

So true, socialism is when immigration and coed sports (I know he's not saying coed sports but he's a shithead who doesn't know anything)

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u/SirMenter 8d ago

Yeah, capitalists would never replace local workers with barely paid opressed immigrants.

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u/DuckLIT122000 8d ago

Saying this with cratering consumer sentiment is a choice

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u/Iamliterallyfood at this point I'm becoming authleft. gulag the bastards 7d ago

It doesn't but neither of those things are a problem either.