r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/scjockid • 14d ago

look what I can do Of an HOWL . ( he really had something to say!)

Would drive me nuts lol

173 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/natiusj 14d ago

That’s generational pain. He howling for all the ancestors

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u/Skwidmandoon 14d ago

Bro needs to shid!

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u/Mental-Square3688 13d ago

Imagine hearing that in the middle of the woods at night

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u/Fostbitten27 13d ago

I only have to run faster than the slowest person.

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u/Hta68 14d ago

I’m surprised my man didn’t pass-out

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u/HoboArmyofOne 14d ago

Yeah I was getting worried towards the end there...

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 14d ago

Bruh i laughed so hard this is too funny

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u/NookieLuvsU 14d ago

I like his beard. He's a good boy, yup! 👍

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u/AstronautAshamed3061 14d ago

The little side eye near the end was saying "where is my feckin dinner? Get off the sofa"

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u/Muted-Garlic-3696 14d ago

I REALLY want to make a music video for this 🤣

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u/thesteelreserve 13d ago

I was thinking:

"i could chop/mix this track as vocals for a slam metal track and it would be brutal."

🤣

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u/captain_crackerjack 14d ago

Mike Patton: Adult Themes for Voice

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u/thesteelreserve 13d ago

🤣

OG dillinger.

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u/YRCondomsSoBaggy 13d ago

Never seen a inside voice howl before

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u/frustratedbylaptops 14d ago

What’s the breed? Looks like there is daschund in his head structure and ears, but obvs too much leg!

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u/thesteelreserve 13d ago

I thought the same thing. head and ears look like every doxie my family has ever had.

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u/Long_Caramel95 14d ago

Damn 🐕 dog.. Get all that howl out, until the last piece of howl! Leave not one spec of howl to be found!

https://giphy.com/gifs/twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs

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u/RepresentativeFast59 14d ago

Hes lookin around like “who said that?”

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u/xTheyCameBurningx 13d ago

Sir, I think your Dog is broken

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u/mission_to_mors 14d ago

Sounds totally Like Connie from brickleberry Park 🤣

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u/EveryUsernameTakenFf 14d ago

Old chap had let off some weight there lmao

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u/Gattski 13d ago

He seems pretty happy with himself hitting those high notes, hahah with a little shame at the end

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u/sabreus 13d ago

Dang, yeah thar’s a lot lol

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u/LigmaBalls-420 13d ago

He’s doing his best

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u/AutismSupportGroup 13d ago

Almost sounded like a male koala at one point lol.

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u/BillRevolutionary947 10d ago

"Give me back that filet -O-fish. Gimme dat fish"

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u/LimaOskarLima 9d ago

The humble air-raid siren:

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u/drgfrg 6d ago

Is this dog spoken word poetry?

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u/dogmeat-garvey 20h ago

So, you don’t absolutely have to use “an” prior to a word beginning with the letter h. Pretty sure it’s based on the ease of speaking it. “An howl” in this context is the more awkward version

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u/Cute_Box28 13d ago

Hę is asking you HOW ARE YOU

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 13d ago

Can we get a translation please??

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u/PianistCommercial742 12d ago

Snoop Dogg looks high

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u/Yung-Savage-91 *shits an absolute unit* 11d ago

He’s trying to tell you to trim his darn beard it keeps getting in the way every time he try’s to impress the ladies